J116NBDude

Never Try, Simply Do
Gender Pangender
Relationship I'm in love with me
Location The Milky Way Galaxy Prime 1-A
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Sexuality: It's Complicated
Favorite Porn: Smoking
Joined: Dec 3rd, 2022
Last Seen: 1d ago
Uploads: 54
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I exist on this Earth called ball of space debris and supernova ejected materials. I live out my insanely insignificant, Mad Hatter laughably short life, a citizen of a country thing which has been called, (not very originally or very uniquely, though very pridefully and with a great inner reverence), the United States of America. I exist and have existed, and will always continue to exist, in the last 23 years, of the completely humanly designated and named, "20th Century" and (so far) the first 24 years of the 21st century, AD. If that means anything to who and when and what you are and shall most likely continue (for some time one hopes) to be, then I am on track here. Let's be a thing called "friends". Hit me up with a message whenever. My life is completely pointless and means nothing.
Oh, yeah, almost forgot. Of all the things and places in this strange reality. Of all the beautiful things. A child's laughter. The smell of fresh rain on a warm summer day. The look in the eye of the human I love so much more than my own life. A plastic shopping bag, blown in the winds, and stuck on a moldering statue of a long dead human in a beautiful well kept park place area. The color changing ability of octopuses. Naked female bodies. ECT. ECT. Of all the beautiful things which could have lasted forever and brought beauty to the cold deadly universe, none, not a single one is forever. All will die and fade and rot away to eventual dust then to nothing. The universe or creator or what-the-fuck ever, who decided this shit, made only one single thing, one sourly unique thing which will inevitably and unavoidably, last for all of forever, and far far beyond. It will outlast the eventual and inevitable heat-death of the very universe itself. This thing will exist beyond that, beyond all time and after all space and matter has dissolved to nothingness and yet beyond. This thing will outlast time and will never ever end. Never. This thing, it seems like kinda a joke on all sentient beings such as myself, is and always will be, Death.
"Fucking shit-dicked mother-fucking cunt."
That is it. The only forever. Death. Fucking Death. "How ya fucking like that shit?" Well, I'm kinda pissed, but I am sitting here on hold, waiting to speak with someone in charge of this obvious blatant fuck-up. Peace.

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J116NBDude's Comments

10 Apr 2024 J116NBDude commented
So nice. Exactly what I want.
25 Feb 2024 J116NBDude commented
@Lolabunny8780 I'd love to see that. :)
23 Dec 2023 J116NBDude commented
@xtremfrcd Tweaking, freaking, geeking and flat out creeping. She'd be a tough hold down in that condition. LMFAO.
08 Dec 2023 J116NBDude commented
@LittleBeauPeep You need to clean that area up. Get rid of that clit.
09 Sep 2023 J116NBDude commented
@MissyBrowne Just how I'd like to be done. a bunch of useless junk. I would feel much better without it all.
02 Jul 2023 J116NBDude commented
@martinama You would look fantastic this way.

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