THREAD NECROMANCERS, AWAY!

It means you have spent a very lonely life man. And it means that would almost be a good rational, if you never had a deep connection with another person.

If I took the bullet for my partner, guess what, I WANT them to continue living and making more of their life.

Seriously, nobody? Does anybody else have a precious item that you love even if it is sexual in nature? I never got the pad because it had tits on it, I originally got the limited edition cause it had the sound track, then the guy looks on the package and goes "Just a second" Goes into the back room and comes out with booby mouse pad and a pillow case...My face hit the floor for a second

Not looking to get it exactly back the way it way in color and everything, just want to slow or stop for the time being the fabric on top from unsealing completely, any suggestions as to adhesives or possible fixes? Tape obviously doesn't hold on the top layer.

Dear god batman got on this picture...damn him, DAMN HIM TO ARIZONA

I confess that I have one of those breast mouse pads (Came with a limited edition game I bought) that over the years of using it, like 3 years or so the poor thing is starting to fall apart badly. The glue holding the fabric to the bottom is coming undone and starting to separate. I love this mouse pad, partially for the comic value of the "breasts" but mostly because it is FUCKING COMFORTABLE. Well and my fiancee always gets a kick out of playing with the boobs on it whenever she comes over.

I've tried some duck tape but the issue is it can't grip onto the fabric side (so I peeled it off immediately), does anybody else have any ideas on how to reseal this thing? I don't want to get rid of it, and well...I can't afford another one (unemployed right now sucks) and I don't really have another one

Even got you guys a picture of it, again, this fucker is COMFORTABLE, it is the best mouse pad I've ever had. Damn you can even see the peeling up from the bottom that is happening. Oh yeah, other issue with it unsealing, the silicon that makes up the breasts is coming out in small (very small) chunks, I've done my best at damage control but it is getting hard to contain

I dunno, might not be the worst experience (fuck me for not clicking the username button for the above statement) but if he's this nervous, shit will go all kinds of south, you just gotta take shit naturally.

You are some kind of special retard, blacks get better treatment then the Irish to this date, at least you had some kind of place in history and rights given to you. and I repeat, GIVEN to your stupid monkey ass.

The Irish have none of that. But please, tell me more how you are super entitled about events that happened BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN A THOUGHT

Sperm aint afraid of a dry humping, sorry but it is entirely possible to get preggo without penetration..

I might of just laughed so hard that I have water running down my face now, Thank you Alpha

Need to use balls on a string or some form of retrivable device, retention can and does happen, and you don't want things stuck...then again, a good ass fucking loosens you up enough that it kinda just gets pushed out naturally afterwards, or you could of course just reach your hand in (since it fits) and try fishing it out :P

Op really isn't doing anything wrong, he was asked to do something and he did it. His biology just kicked a little and he ended up noticing what any MAN with a fucking set of BALLS would. A girl on the way to becoming a woman...and really since we spent CENTURIES banging chicks around that age or close to anyways, it is kinda ingrained in the genetic code.

That being said, OP, guru is right, I've tried to think of something more to say to it, but I can't he's covered all the bases and has the BEST advice I've ever seen really on the subject

Can't say I've EVER seen actual evidence of it causing a lessening of sensitivity. But hey, the cut vs uncut argument has been going on for centuries, personally, I Really dislike uncut looking cock.

Oh ok...I was like, The fuck, talks about trolls then trolls himself?

Alright now I'm not sure if your trolling or not now...are you blathering on about "Looney Liberals" or quoting someone?

Actually what he's trying to get across is the people who either bellow "PICS OR GTFO" or "YOU PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE DIE IN A FIRE" or "FAKE" and/or variations there of and that's all they do for an entire thread...it has gotten cancerous in the confessions.

Also I'm in the oregon/washington area

Sadly gonna have to deal with a possible shitty situation with my other partners then gonna comfort and fuck the hell out of the fiancee.

Weekend could be fun and good and the issue resolved in a happy way, or could be complete shit and its comfort sex with my fiancee and me

This anon speaks truth