There is a video that was on another site a few years ago. A chick was tied to a chair, and a guy came in. Put a vibrator machine in her pussy, and turned it on a little bit. After a few seconds he says "fuck it", and turns so it on full blast, and leaves. A few hours later she went full retard from constant climax for that long. I want that video again. I loved it the first time, and the look on her face was priceless. Seriously. She went full retard. Never go full retard.

Revenge is best served with vodka. Cheers mate.

Hey guys. I have an issue. You think you can gives me some advice?

I have a confession that might interest a lot of you guys and girls. I am dating a younger woman and we have a lot of fun, but one of her friends at school is also into me. She tries so hard to hid it, but I know she does. What do you think I should do? Ask for a threesome or just double dip?

Possible new project for the Web designers.(code monkeys)

Could there be a chat that is accessible with devices, such as phone, tablet, iPhone, iPad?
I don't really have access to ML on my pc, anymore. So I am hoping for the next best thing.
This could make the chat more active, and with minor advertising on the sides, top, or bottom of the screen.
You might be able to make more money from advertising. Plus it would pump life back into the chat function.

I am 20 almost 21 but I am in love with a 16 almost 17 year old girl. She is my niece's best friend and I don't want to hurt their friendship. The family approves, but if it doesn't work out between us they would not be friends anymore. She is not really the most attractive person body wise. She is 5'6" and weighs around 190lbs. Dcup breasts and a really nice round butt. We really feel a connection between us, and I am actually wondering if I found the girl for me. Should I continue?

Thanks for the advice. We had alone time a few days ago and it ended up with hands in places. I really didn't want it to go that way, but it ended that way. I just wish I could keep it clean with her.

Damn you moral fags. Burn in hell!

Thanks. I think I can get it straightened out a little more. I hope this works.

Its not that we don't have feelings for each other we been seeing each other for about a month now, and we both feel like we found the other part of ourselves in the other person. I'm just scared that if I mess up it would effect my niece and she doesn't have many friends to begin with. I don't want to hurt her or the person I love.

And I am guessing that is you?

And now the fun begins. Okay OP here is my suggestions of how you handle the situation. Mind you I am taking personal experiences of when I attempted a cougar. This is even a issue his current gf is facing as well. Older people who have been in a long term relationship and actually had feelings invested will have some issues getting over it. (She started crying when I penetrated. Got limp quick.) But here is the issue I am seeing. Older men and women are special, they want something so badly one second and the moment you are inside of them or the other way around they can think of the person they cared about for so long and kill it for you. Its not just a whimsical thing you can do. You have to work at it. Let the relationship as adults grow. It might be two, three years down the road, but that would make it worth more then just a one night stand that could ruin the current relationship between you two. The gf may come and go, but you have to be a constant in his life from now on. Be there for him and make him fall for you.

But that is just my suggestion. If you want tips for a one nighter you will have to ask the common rabble about that.

I could live without that thing you call a GF.

1.Does your sister still prostitute?
2.how much for ten seconds?
3.I can't service you today.
4.so my that is haunted.
5.can I move in tomorrow?

Posting a few of the pictures I got from her.

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I feel for you man. I tend to blow it early if I have real feelingsoon for the chick I am fucking. Sadly the two I am right now. I do. So I am pretty much a minute man right now. Though I have done it for 14+ hours before. I know the extent of my stamina, and yet I am lucky for five minutes. But that might be due to situation.

Thought some new ones up.

1. Hi. I'm ....
2. Can I touch your hair?
3. No means yes in swahili.
4. If I may.
5. Listen here woman.
6. I can see you tied up.
7. You were on ..... right?
8. So I broke my toilet.
9. I'm drunk.
10. Fuck on first, second date?
11. There is only zule.
12. I miss my penis.
13. I identify as a....
14. I like to sleep naked.
15. That bathroom is toast.