If you were on a crap date and you wanted to quickly ruin it so you could move on. With just 5 words, what would you say? Here, I'll start: I can smell my vagina. lol ok now you try...I'm sure you can do better.
I am oj simpson
Do you like eating shit?
"Your mother's a great fuck"
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"You look like Donald Trump"
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"You really sweat a lot"
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"My disease is almost cured"
1.Does your sister still prostitute?
2.how much for ten seconds?
3.I can't service you today.
4.so my that is haunted.
5.can I move in tomorrow?
Thought some new ones up.
1. Hi. I'm ....
2. Can I touch your hair?
3. No means yes in swahili.
4. If I may.
5. Listen here woman.
6. I can see you tied up.
7. You were on ..... right?
8. So I broke my toilet.
9. I'm drunk.
10. Fuck on first, second date?
11. There is only zule.
12. I miss my penis.
13. I identify as a....
14. I like to sleep naked.
15. That bathroom is toast.
I live with my ex
does this smell like chloroform?
sorry about that cheese smell.
Hitler get a bad rap.
Anal only on first dates.
so i said "Herpes shmerpes".
I can see the bulge in my pants...
You look like my teacher/mother/neighbour
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