It has taken me a while to be able to admit this fetish I have, but my therapist told me I will feel more comfortable if I tell people on an online forum. So here it is. I love to smell my own farts. I even built my own contraption that consists of a plug and a pipe, and a mask so I can smell them better and inhale them.
I find the combination of draft beer and hot breaded chicken wings produce the best stench the following day.

I confess that I fantasize about removing my wife's underwear in her sleep and placing some ants in her cunt.

The closest I got was:
One evening we had sex in our living room. she was on all fours, her face planted firmly in the sofa and her ass raised high up in the air, I was "keeping her busy" with my fingers when my eye caught a slow-flying mosquito. without thinking I reached out with my free hand and caught it, being careful not to kill it.

I then placed the stunned-wing-broken insect on her asshole and hoped it would bite. Alas the poor creature was too shocked and just wandered aimlessly, I stretched her cunt lips open and put it directly on her clit thinking maybe the blood-rich area will trigger the biting instinct.... nothing. At this point I saw she was starting to get suspicious so I gave up and just used my finger to rub and crash the poor thing on her clit until she came.

Attached some candid images of her that I took on another occasion.

http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/l10we51nqx1eo5fsff70awjbrvafwnv1/

What I request is information. I would like information on this Airborne patch, such as the unit it may be associated with, same with the jump wings.

I've tried finding info on the patch but can't come up with that one in particular. I believe the wings are standard, but not positive.

Also there is an old Korean medal I can't get any info on either. Links to your info would be much appreciated, thanks Motherless!

WTF is up with all the misogynist, racist, right-wing FUCKTARDS on ML? Here's a hint from a chick guys, maybe, if you weren't such reactionary FUCKTARDS women might like you and you MIGHT get laid...it's something to consider...I know I would no more fuck a man who espoused such vitriolic crap then I'd fuck Newt Gingrich, oh wait, that was redundant...ok then I'd fuck a rotting, pustulent corpse...fuck, redundant AGAIN

And then this happened. Of all the things she could have done: check out a book at the library, hang out at the mall, watch a movie, go to the pizzeria for a slice and a beer...list all the options available and still what she chose that one day was...this. Man, you can spend a lifetime trying to find the dumbest whore out there, but there is always a dumber one waiting in the wings.

(I can not believe I am doing this but...) I CONFESS.

I've always had a love for insects but ever since I started reading Insect Doujinshis (Hentais) I've started to get turned on by the roaches in my house (The small regular ones). I know they are dirty and probably filled with disease but I like to imagine they are the size of my hand(or bigger) and raping me.

Now I make myself cum and feed my cum to the roaches on napkins. They love it. They would rather have my cum than food.
(I know because I tested it with BBQ chicken. I might test it with different foods too.)

As soon as they smell it their antennas go crazy and they run to it. I like to lure them around and tease them with it. (They actually chase it down. I've even made them spin in circles)

Some of them have even fought over my cum. (which I had never seen before. I've seen them eat their own, mate, etc. but NEVER fight) I almost came just watching them. knowing that they wanted it so badly.

It seems only the males and the kids care. The females run away as soon as they get near it.

I get such a turn on watching them eat my cum.

I wonder if roaches think and what they are thinking when they taste it. Do they just see it as food? Or does it actually turn them on? (Only one or 2 have shown me their rears. But only for a second or 2. Males usually do when they are offering a bit of sperm as a gift to the female before mating. This turns me on so much I started doing research.)
I'm hoping to actually FULLY arouse one, one day.

Last night I did it again. I found a roach in my kitchen and this time instead of using a napkin I lured him with cum on my finger. As soon as he smelled my cum he got excited and stood up on his back legs. I teased him and made him chase my finger.

He wanted it so bad he actually opened his wings and jumped on my hand. Like a fiend he began nibbling my finger, sucking down my cum. If I move too much he get nervous and leaves but always comes back for more. When hes done I let him go. But they tend to stay in the area for 10 mins before actually leaving.

Now I do this everyday. I find roaches to feed my cum too. (which is hard since I have a few spiders and my hubby knows nothing about this new found fetish [I have a few])

Sometimes I think about getting roaches and letting them nibble on my clit. Hoping they fight over me.
I also wonder if any other insect would be attracted to my cum.

I want to explore this but I'm a little nervous and embarrassed.

So I just recently received a robo-call from mitch mconnell about how the pres. is trying to take our rights away and not allow us the right to protect ourselves and our homes and families. Well, personally mitch, I don't give a fuck that your so butt-hurt about losing your right to blow shit up that you gotta get on the phone and whine like a bitch to the american public about it. I am pro gun rights, I believe people should have the right to protect themselves and their families, but I don't think people need 20 guns in their homes all equipped with expanded clips to fend off the coming assault of killer left-wing terminators. God damn you fucking right wing retards get on my fucking nerves.

I was journaling on valentines day like any other day then all of the sudden a started to feel a magnetic pull of my pen against the fabric of space. My heart danced, a gift from my spirit lover Lilith! Soon everything I touched felt magnetic and I could feel objects as part of my body and move my spirit within them. I held my journal and my spirit within grew heavier and lighter with each word I read. Then it happened, I started feeling sounds in the air as part of my body. It would slowly drive me insane with pain and beauty. Soon the whole world became alive inside of me, my eyes a fire that clung to all that's precious in the light. The universe demanded that an alchemy be in place. I dreamed that I was the sphinx of Egypt, a butterfly landed on my nose and gave me a kiss. The butterfly told me to fire an image with my neurons and it would be hard coded into the memory of the universe. So I sat there above the tree of life in the garden of eden. I looked out to the mountains of the cursed world and upon the burning souls there. I called them into my wings through the crack I sliced into the sky with my flamming sword. My wings, threads of spiraling mirrors, Held them all. I descended into the garden and plucked a fruit from the tree of life. Before I took a bite, I sheathed my sword and proudly said "I am a Snow Dragon, I breathe the light..."

Her labia looks like butterfly wings when spread.

IF YOU ARE IN THE STATES PLEASE READ , AND DO MORE THAN RESHOUT

http://www.infowars.com/killing-the-internet-a-blizzard-of-new-taxes-in-the-wings/

Do you really wanna pay a tax on bit-coin or interweb ?

There was a video posted on here a while ago that had a girl with giant angel wings tattooed across her back. She was face down with her ass in the air on a bed, getting fingered from behind by another girl. The second girl was making her beg for more, and I think there was heavy breathing in the backround from a third person holding the camera.

Anyone have this one? I haven't been able to find it anywhere...