I was unaware of the Music Junkies Niche on this site. Seriously... F u ck a bunch of porn ( it doesn't last ). The Music Junkies have some seriously decent vids on this site. AND..... for what what it's worth..... If the Mothertube ( it was Motherless when Dewez and Headz still owned it ) administration does not get a hint at the views of the music vids from Music Junkies, and realize the opportunity there ( hopefully, female ninjas dressed in black don't steal the servers again ) to give most any video/music site a real run for their money ( as long as you have the server capacity ) there is a genuine opportunity to have a STRONG second aspect to the mothertube site.

My new ISP (Comcrap) doesn't let me go in to chat/IRC. It says either "Error 2301" or "Unknown error." I've tried in my browser and multiple IRC clients. Any suggestions for getting around it (better ports/proxy/super sneaky ninja server)?

I miss u guize. ;_;

I confess i'm such a drama qween. haha suckers you won't know who I am B) i r ninja anounmous

Jessie was 17 and I was 20. She was school friends with my best friend.
She would crash at our place a lot, even when my (now ex) husband was home.
We would get stoned and giggly together while he was playing WoW. Sometimes we would kiss, but we would say it was only experimental, because she had a new tongue piercing to test out.
That metal barbell on my tongue felt amazing.
I always joked, while my husband had his headset on, that one of these days I was going to make her cash those checks she'd been writing.
After weeks of this, one day she shyly agreed to accompany me upstairs. I lifted my husband's headset and told him I was going to go fuck Jessie. He was raiding, so he tuned me out.
Now, Jessie was a real suicide girl type. If bettie page had been a blonde. If monroe had been a kinky teen sex kitten.
It started with massages in bed. Then I had her take off her clothes. I traveled from the neck and back to her breasts, butt cheeks, and inner thighs. Just massaging.
She started to squirm and wiggle.
My touch slowed and softened, and started grazing delicate areas. Letting my fingertips barely brush the tufts of her groomed little pussy. I would trace circles up her thighs, watching her slowly but surely spreading her legs for me. I then took the entire palm of my hand, and placed it just above her mound.
I paused.
She finally groaned out "Just DO it already!"
My hand dove at her pussy lips, shocked to feel them so slick and so warm. I rubbed slow but firm circles on her outer labia, letting my middle finger stick out just slightly enough to part those slimy lips and bump against her protruding clit.
Spreading the slick, I worked her pussy as she writhed and gasped. The gasps turned to moans as I brought my face down and put the broad side of my tongue flat against her clit, before lapping upwards and ending in a kiss tugging her pussylips out with a slurp. The kisses grew deeper and more urgent, and her knees began to quiver.
Then, in one fell motion, I stiffen my tongue to a point, and slip my pointer finger inside her warm cunt. I attacked her clit fiercely jabbing it and nibbling at her. Her whole body tensed up, and she put her hands on my head, bucking her hips into me.
When she came, she even squirted a few drops!
Afterward, we high-fived, and she called me a "clit ninja".
The next day, my husband wasn't pleased that I went off and fucked her. He could have joined, but he was 26, and didn't want any statutory charges.
Any man who doesn't have the spine to join his young wife with a teenaged bettie page wasn't man enough for me.
Hence the divorce.

I confess that I fucked my only black homie's gf in the ass on my 21st birthday, when we were drunk. True story. A big group of us had came back to her house after leaving the bar, and after a few minutes of drunk fighting with her bf, he left with most of the group to get ahold of some coke. Left at the house were me, her, her bf's older brother, and my broskie Jimmy. Now everyone went to pass out, me and Jimmy in the living room, and "Summer" passed out on her bed, with her bf's brother sleeping on the floor next to it. Well, im drunk enough and horny enough after the bar to see if I can take advantage of the drunken argument and I ninja my way into the bedroom and past the bf's brother, "Tom." Summer is tall and mostly skinny, white/native alaskan mix, all around attractive, nice medium ass and b tits. And shes passed out in her thong, with full clothing above her waist. I poked her a couple times to see if she was awake enough to ask for a blowjob but she was straight passed out. Being drunk, I started feeling up her ass, to see if she was faking. I knew she wasnt when I slid her thong aside, lubed up my finger and stuck it up her ass, nice and slow until I reached the knuckle. Barely a moan, so I started finger fucking her ass, which by the way was perfectly clean, not a shit stain to be seen. Fucking perfect. After a minute of that, suddenly I felt warm wetness on my hand and realized she had started pissing all over herself and my hand. Just then, as I pulled my finger out of hed butthole I felt something following it, and a couple seconds later she shit out a perfect oval turd, spotlessly ejected. This kinda killed my buzz, but I was still hammered and horny. So I rolled her over, out of her piss, and picked up her turd with a paper tosel and tossed it. The least I could do, after finger fucking her butthole till she shit herself. Then I positioned her the way I wanted, lubed up my cock and slid that shit balls deep into her, and slow fucked her asshole formabout 15 minutes until she started to moan, which made Tom start moving. Just about this time, I had enough and busted a fat hot nut into her booty, then hopped up and went back to the living room. She comes out of the bedroom a couple minutes later, thong around her ankles and still drunk as fuck, apparently, as she walked over to the couch and sits down on top of passed out Jimmy, whos sprawled on the couch. Even worse, shes mumbling about having to use the bathroom. Thankfully, I steer her to the bathroom before she takes the monster shit she dreamed she was having when I was fucking her in the ass a few minutes earlier. She almost shit on Jimmy!!! Fuck... and she never even noticed all the jizz she farted out in the toilet. After that she went back to her room and layed down next to Tom and passed the fuck back out. And I went to taco bell. Never heard the story about her shitting and pissing the bed that fine evening. The End.

This mother fucker is trying to rip off the planet for 330,000.00 for ninja turtles?! fucking jewie mc jewerstein

http://www.ebay.com/itm/TMNT-30th-Anniversary-Charity-Auction-For-Kids-Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles/10?_trksid=p2050601.c100085.m2372&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D2617%26meid%3D795269762%26pid%3D100085%26prg%3D2617%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D4%26sd%3D10%26clkid%3D854182984&_qi=RTM1562569

Hope someone finds these and gets them up.

http://clips4sale.com/cock-ninja-studios

So I worked at the Staples in State College, PA for a year and half. I wasn't an actual manager but had enough power I helped run the store and order people around. Well one day when it was very slow the Manager gave me his keys and said he had a family emergency and he'd be back before closing. It was a skeleton crew of me and three others. The cashier was a cute girl who I had flirted with a little bit and I could tell she was interested. I went over to the register to talk to her and while we were talking someone she knew came in so she ducked down behind the register and got on her knees. She grabbed my belt and pulled me close to her and asked me to please stand there and hide her. So I took my chance. Without asking I just pulled my cocktail out right next top her head. She was pissed at first and asked me what the fuck I was doing. I told her I'd help her out if she helped me out. With no hesitation my head hit her uvula. Will the skill of a matter and silence of a ninja she ducked like she was trying to unclog her snorkel top stay alive. She polished my knob for a good 20 minutes till I busted. No other employees saw and I rang out 5 customers while she was doing it. Thank God that store doesn't have security cameras.

I woke up yesterday to find my roommate (24 year old female) in the shower and a half made fruit smoothie on the counter. So I got the idea to jizz all over her fruit in the blender. This would get me off for a long time knowing she would have my cum in her stomach and her not having the slightest clue.

Like a jacking ninja I dumped a thick load all over her berries, mixed it up a bit and went to have a shower of my own.

As I got out of the shower I heard there was company, my roommates mother...and little sister!!! guess what they were drinking , my fucking thick load.
I decided to stick around the kitchen for a bit and watch all three of them eat my cum. Picture is the little sister

I’m looking for a video of another hot chubby blond who was masturbating and she was wearing ninja turtle panties.  I saw it years ago on here and tumblr. If any has seen it or has it let me know. 

I hadn't been in a club since this pandemic started. I figured why not, historical an all that shit. So, Friday trip to the hardware store turns into a detour to the strip joint. It's weird. They got plexi dividers between stage seats. There's a fucking rule board about covid. They take your temp when you walk in. Per the sign all staff get temp checks every couple hours. Half the girls look like ninjas with black masks. Half look like bladerunner with clear masks. I probably look like an idiot in a KN95. Everyone just sort of laughs at the absurdity of it. The place was empty, just me, girls, bartender. Lots of attention. VIP was half price. Place was hurting. Like I said just weird and historical and all that shit. Did VIP with an amazing hottie. Great time. Hey if I die I'll die happy.

I remember the weirdest part being the social interaction. Bartender, girls, all of them really wanting to talk. Shit's got everyone so isolated. Most of us have lost someone, not trying to start debates or spread, just ducking weird!

Hoodie Ninja.

Oh my fucking God, I hate people under 22 year old. Jesus fucking Christ.

I confess that I could whoop anyone's ass who reads this. I am 6'1 and I am 196 pounds of rock hard muscle. It wouldn't be anything for me to get up from breakfast, whoop an ass and go sit back down and eat a sausage link. I have black belts in Aikido, Jujitsu, Tae Kwon Do and KARATE. I've done so much black contract CIA stuff that I don't even have a Social Security number and my finger prints have been surgically altered. I am the American Ninja and I have a phd in badass, fuck with me and you are fucking yourself.

Here's a story, 100% true. I had a stepsister for the duration of this retelling we will call her Marissa. One night, I was chilling in the living room with Marissa watching some of those Japanese ninja shows. next thing I know Marissa taps me on the shoulder, with her pants and panties completely off. I was young, too young, to know what a pussy is, but old enough to know that I wanted whatever it was. Marissa reached in my pants, and pulled out my cock, turned around on all fours, and told me to stick in it her ass(she was 5 years older, a bit of a freak), I not knowing anything followed her orders, she loved it. We did this multiple times, but one day, she tells me to bend over, not knowing what she's going to do I listened,next think I know, I have her thick wet tongue in my ass she licked it for what felt like forever. She then stops and gets in front of me. I ate that ass like no tomorrow, we swapped back and forth for the remainder of the night.

Banned German Ninja Turtles Commercial.

Why was my upload "ryan and friend" deleted?

They were two boys of 18 years old. I hate it when the fucking moderators delete good stuff.

They're like fucking Nazi ninjas.

I had an internship with Batman for 1 year, and learnt a lot walking the beat with him in Gotham City. In that year, I turned from being a scrawny, nerdy kid into a tough-as-fuck, ninja mo-fo with abs the size of nunchucks. First few times I was shit scared when villains started fighting me, but then I stepped up my game and now I size those fuckers up, line them up and king-hit them. The sound of my fist hitting their skull is incredible, and the way they crumple to the ground is very satisfying.

But now I'm walking the beat in my home town, and the thrill's gone. I beat the shit out of all these small-time crooks, but there's no one worthy of my skills. I long for a Joker, a Two-Face, a Penguin or a Poison Ivy to fight. I feel like I'm losing my edge, and sometimes, I feel like I should go back to Gotham and team up with Batman again and fight crime like it's meant to be fought.

My confession is that I like to sniff the bus seats after the schoolgirls have sat on them.

I had an internship with Batman for 1 year, and learnt a lot walking the beat with him in Gotham City. In that year, I turned from being a scrawny, nerdy kid into a tough-as-fuck, ninja mo-fo with abs the size of nunchucks. First few times I was shit scared when villains started fighting me, but then I stepped up my game and now I size those fuckers up, line them up and king-hit them. The sound of my fist hitting their skull is incredible, and the way they crumple to the ground is very satisfying.

But now I'm walking the beat in my home town, and the thrill's gone. I beat the shit out of all these small-time crooks, but there's no one worthy of my skills. I long for a Joker, a Two-Face, a Penguin or a Poison Ivy to fight. I feel like I'm losing my edge, and sometimes, I feel like I should go back to Gotham and team up with Batman again and fight crime like it's meant to be fought.

My confession is that I like to sniff the bus seats after the schoolgirls have sat on them.

I have stumbled across a subscription and i will be downloading a lot of the videos and possibly submitting them here vote on the episodes or web pages you'd like to see sadly the subscription doesn't include reality kings

*bang bro's pack includes* - ONLY certain episodes will be posted upon request as there are too many to download at once
Ass Parade
AvaSpice
Back Room Facials
Backroom MILF
Ball Honeys
Bang Bros Worldwide
Bang Bus
Bang Tryouts
Bangbros Clips
BangBros Remastered
Big Mouthfuls
Big Tit Cream Pie
Big Tits, Round Asses
BlowJob Fridays
Blowjob Ninjas
Boob Squad
Brown Bunnies
Can He Score?
Casting
Chongas
Dirty World Tour
Dorm Invasion
Facial Fest
Fuck Team Five
Latina Rampage
Living With Anna
Magical Feet
MILF Lessons
Milf Soup
Mom's Anal Adventure
Monsters Of Cock
Mr CamelToe
Mr. Anal
Newbie Black
Party Of 3
Pawg
Porn Star Spa
Power Munch
Spring Break Spy Cam
Tugjobs
Working Latinas

I confess that my friend cut my hair a couple of days ago at her apartment. Before she did it, I needed to shower to get the product out of my hair. As soon as I closed the bathroom door i turned on the water and then zeroed in on her dirty laundry basket and fished out a pair of well worn and soiled panties. Oh my fuck did she taste good. I sucked the shit out of her underwear then jumped in the shower. After she cut my hair, she told me to jump in again to get all the fine hairs off and she started sweeping up the mess. I found another pair of panties that were seriously fucking crusty (she told me one time that she is constantly wet) and shoved the crotch in my mouth. Pure fucking heaven and I took them in the shower with me and as not to get them soaked I flipped them on top of the towel I had hanging over the shower door. I don't know what ninja abilities my friend had, but next thing I hear is her LEAVING the bathroom. I didn't hear her come in!! Wondered if she noticed her panties. After I rinse and turn off the shower I started sucking and chewing on her underwear again. Who knows how soon I can get this opportunity again and I have to take advantage. I have her panties in my mouth and am towelling my chest with the shower wide open when she comes bursting through the door. I raise my towel quickly to cover my mouth and hide the evidence. She is holding out another towel for me and has her eyes closed telling me to take the towel. She knows I'm a panty perv and had to totally have seen or put 2 and 2 together....

I'm not sure if My house is haunted, or full of drunk ninjas...