my gf is a nurse and one of her nursing colleagues is a hot russian girl with a policeman for a bf. The russian girl is boy crazy and kinky and my gf finally suggested we do a couple swap or foursome. this russian girl has a tight little body and shes a bit of a fitness freak, so i was kinda excited at this prospect. unfortunately, despite the fact i weight train regularly and am quite strong, i also neglect cardio and i love food so im chubby and not exactly fit. im also only a short guy. so basically the russian nurse rejected the idea of having sex or any sexual interaction with me. she is only interested in guys she finds hot, and that does not include me. but she said she liked the idea of a threesome with my gf and she wouldnt mind if i watched, as long as she didnt have to do anything with me.

long story short the russian nurse and her policeman bf came around last night. the bf was over 6 foot tall and solidly built. whats more he was absolutely ripped. im just over 5 foot, fat and hairy. and while im stronger than the average guy, this policeman was just outright strong, much stronger than me.

i watched as this cop made out with both his own and my gf. the making out turned into heavy petting, then groping and after a while both girls were taking turns sucking his cock. all i was doing was sitting down watching. it was hot but also incredibly awkward. finally my gf whispered to me that she could tell i was feeling awkward and that it was distracting her, she told me to either strip off and masturbate or just leave house for a while. i kind of took offense to this, but i submitted. i didn't want to leave so i took my clothes off and started jerking off. this led the two girls to a fit of giggles. the copper seemed unfazed, though he was obviously feeling very 'alpha' about the situation. i started jerking my cock and my gf started fucking her friends bf. the russian nurse seemed to enjoy the fact that her bf had emasculated me. i came before the cop had finished with my gf. my gf told me to lick up my cum. i obeyed and i heard the russian girl say 'oh my god'.

my gf seemed to orgasm, dismounted the policeman, and than began sucking him again. she told him to give her everything he had. he fucked her face (I had done this once or twise with my gf when we were first going out but she always stopped me before long) until she was gagging all over his cock, but she didn't let him stop. when he was ready to cum she made sure to stop sucking and open up wide for him so i could see every shot of cum go into her mouth. she played with it in her mouth for a while, even dribbled a bit of it onto her hand and then licked it up again (she has not once tasted my cum, and she usually doesn't even give me a blowjob). she then cleaned his cock and balls up with her tongue. she then went up to me and kissed me while fondling my dick. i came again over her leg. she scooped it up with her hand and for a minute looked like she was going to lick it up, but instead she forced it into my mouth, and then told me to go shower.

i didn't want to face the russian nurse or the policeman again so i stayed in the shower for ages. when i was out they had left (my gf was still there). things have been awkward since then and we haven't really spoken properly since. probably have a conversation tomorrow about it. the weird thing is this has come out of nowhere. if anyone in our relationship has been dominant it has been me. ocassionally my gf tries to 'dominate' me in company out of humour, which normally ends in me chastising her publically. for her to dominate me for real, and for me to submit, was out of character for both of us. obviously i agreed to this situation though knowing i would be cuckolded to some degree, the thought quite honestly turned me on.

Pauline The Slut - Part 30: Dogs Life 
 I woke the next morning on the floor of the cellar with my hands tied to a hanging bar. Everyone else had gone. The Mexican girl, Rosa, brought me some food and water and left. It was a few hours before Beth and Ellie arrived. 
 

They pulled the rope attached to the bar holding my hands. I was brought to my feet. Beth stood in front of me while Ellie stood behind. They ran their hands up and down my body, scraping and pinching before Beth concentrated on my vagina and Ellie on my asshole. They were soon fingering both my holes with one hand while their other hand teased my nipples and clitoris. 
 

This continued for sometime before they both looked at each other and smiled. Together they both shoved their fists up my cunt and ass. I screamed in pain. They punched in and out laughing all the time before they started to swing me from side to side and back and forth using the fists inserted inside me. My screams were continuous as their pace quickened.  
 

They only stopped when one of the men who I didn't know arrived in. He wanted to piss on me so the women lowered me to the floor and left me for him. He had me open my mouth and pissed into it. I couldn't swallow all of it and soon I was choking and there was urine running down my body. 
 

Throughout the day people came into the cellar to use me, men, women, couples and groups. Later Rosa returned with some food. When I finished she hosed me down. That evening I could hear a party going on upstairs. Later in the night everyone arrived down to the cellar and my torture at the hands of the young Rosa started again. 
 

She wheeled a trolley to the centre of the room and told me to lie face down on it. When I did, she handcuffed my hands together and pulled them above my head locking them to the top of the trolley. She then chained each ankle to a corner of the trolley. 
 

She pressed a button on the side. The trolley started to hum before rows of pins started rise from the surface piercing every part of my body. I tried to avoid the pins by raising my body from the trolley. As I did so I heard a whistling sound before feeling a stinging pain across my buttocks. Then another across my back. I looked sideways to see Rosa with a whip in her hand. Another lash, then another forcing my body on to the pins. 
 

The next day, Rosa brought me back to my dog house. People were leaving. The next few days were spent in the dog house with Rosa feeding me and letting me out to go to the bathroom. On Thursday, my husband and Beth left with some suitcases. 
 

As Rosa was feeding me on Friday, my son Donal, arrived. He sat down in a garden seat. As Rosa was about to open the dog house to let me out he shouted at her to stop. He called her over and spoke with her. She went inside the house and returned with a collar, lead and riding crop.  

  She came over to me, put the collar and lead on me. She instructed me to get on all fours and to walk on all fours. She brought me out of the dog house and walked me to the edge of some trees. I looked at her. She hit me on the ass with the riding crop and told me to go to the toilet there.   
  

I started to stand up to object when she pulled on the lead choking me while at the same time beating me with the crop. "Get back on all fours bitch. You'll go to the toilet like the slut bitch you are. Now get on with it."  
  

I looked over at my son but he just smiled. I received a few more belts of the crop. I spread my legs and started to urinate. When I finished Rosa hit me on the ass again and said "Now bend down and smell your piss." I lowered my head to the spot where I had urinated and sniffed.   
 "Time for a walk." She took me for a walk around the garden. On all fours I struggled to keep up with her. I fell over several times. She would just pull on the lead, choking me until I got back on all fours.  
 

After taking me around the garden several times she brought me over to Donal. He took the riding crop off Rosa and threw it out on the grass "Go fetch.". 
 

I looked at him, tears in my eyes. I turned and went on all fours to retrieve the crop. When I returned with the crop he had stripped naked and Rosa was on her knees sucking his cock. He continued to throw the crop for me to fetch.   
 With me on all fours he got behind me and positioned his cock against my asshole. He pushed and started to fuck me. Rosa lay in front of me with her legs spread. I was about to start eating her cunt when she urinated. It squirted straight into my face. Donal forced my head down into her cunt as the piss continued. When she finished I cleaned her cunt as Donal came in my ass.  
  

I remained on all fours for the rest of the day. Donal would pat me on the head and have me do tricks for him just like a real dog. Later that day, Rosa arrived back to the house. She handed Donal a bag. He called me over and took off my collar. He then took a new collar out of the bag. It had 'Mom' written on it. He put it on me. He then faced fucked me shooting his cum straight into my stomach.  
 

I spent the next few days on all fours been treated like a dog. Then one morning he brought me into the house there were two suitcases by the door. He handed me a short skimpy blue dress to wear. I went to take off the collar but he told me to keep it on.  
 

We headed for the airport. At the airport everyone was looking at me. As we went through security, the metal detector sounded. It was my collar. I was so embarrassed as I handed the collar to the security guard. He smirked as he read it and then looked at Donal.   
  

On the plane, I sat in the middle seat while Donal sat by the window. A middle aged man sat on the outside. As the flight went by Donal turned towards me and started to fondle my breast, then parted my legs and fingered my cunt. The man beside us took a great interest. Then Donal told me to head for the toilets. He followed me into a toilet and had me suck his cock before he got me to spread my legs and fucked me.  
 

He went back to the seat. I cleaned myself and followed him back. When I sat down he was talking to the man. "I just fucked my mother in the toilet. We're now members of the mile high club." The man looked at me. "She's your mother." He then spotted my collar.  
 

"She's sex mad." Donal said "She's a pure slut. You can take her for a fuck if you want."   
 

"Really" 
 

"Go on. She'd love too." 
 

The man got up and headed for the toilet. Donal told me to follow him. I reluctantly headed for the toilet to be fucked a second time.  

Pleasures, being as necessary for the existence and well-being of the body as food, are equally required.

i confess i just made this story up but read it and comment and ill write more

so im at my buddy erics house the other day. he lives in the basement of his parents house, money is tight and times are tough. so him, his gf, and i are in the basement drinking and smoking. they start to cuddle on his bed and i just start laughing. my buddy eric is kinda a dick and has real low self confidence so he goes "y the fuck r u laughing im the one with a girl, fag" i kinda just brush it off and tell him to go fuck himself. he loves to throw the fact that he has a gf and i dont in my face. it really pisses me off cuz i have always though i was more attractive then him but w.e. im happy for him to have a gf i just wish he would get over it already. so anyway they r cuddling and start making out. im just sitting there enjoying the show as he lifts her skirt up to finger her. he looks over and sees me watching and says "hey man y dont u go make some food" meaning "im trying to fuck get the fuck out" i take the hint and go upstairs.

half way up the stairs i hear his gf moaning and i got a little excited. so i get up stairs and i check his fridge, nothing but bullshit. i just sigh and say fuck it. i turn around and see his mom sitting on the sofa watching tv. she didnt say anything when i came upstairs so it kinda startled me as i turned around. the sofa was facing away from the kitchen so i could only see the top of her head. jokingly i say "hey what ya watching". i get no response. i followed with "um hello" still nothing. i finally walk up behind the sofa and i look down at her. she had a glass of wine in one hand and the remote in the other, she was passed out. i just laughed and went to go back downstairs when i remembered y i came up in the first place.

so i stood there for a little while just drunk and thinking of somethign to do. i decided to see how passed out his mom was. so i pet the top of her head and said her name gently. no movement. so then i tapped her head and said he name louder and still nothing. i thought to myself i wonder how much i can get away with.

so i walked back to the basement door and could still hear the bed shaking and heavy breathing. i thought i was in the clear. so i walked back over to his mom. i stood behind her and looked down her low cut blouse. i place my hand on her shoulders. she didnt move or even change breathing. i slowly slide my hands down the front of her blouse and felt her soft milf tits.... btw she was brunnet, about 5'5", big DD tits a fat ass and a little bit of a belly but she is 45 its ok.

i was hard as a rock so played with her tits. i eventually just pulled her shirt down so her tits were just out for me too look at. i walked around to the front of the sofa and was just staring at the tits. her nipples were really pink and hard from me pinching. i got down on my knees and took her nipple into my mouth. i was sucking her nipple trying to give her a hicky.

i couldnt take it anymore my dick was pushing really hard against the inside of my pants. i undid her pants and pulled them down. she wasnt wearing any panties, that was a nice surprise. i leaned over and licker her clit a few times. i pullled my dick out and then rubbed my head on her pussy lips. i lined up and right as i went to push in she opened her eyes.

she looked down realized she was naked and the position i was in and she yelled a little bit saying "wtf r u doing". thinking quick in a joking way "just having some fun, u looked so sexy just sleeping there". she was taken back and goes "u think im sexy" and i said "i have u naked and im hard as a rock" she smiled reached down and grabbed my dick. she stroked a few times and said "o wow u r hard". i started thrusting my hips as she jerked me and said "yeah this is from u" right when i finished saying that i leaned down again and licked her nipple slowly. she moaned slightly and said "well i was having sucha nice dream"

she released my dick and pulled me in close. i thought she wanted to kiss but she pushed my head down to her neck. i stated to suck on her neck and fondle her tits. she then said "well fuck me already" i did not need to be told twice. i relined my cock up and i pushed in. i only got half way in before having to pump a few more times. she was really tight, her and her husband have slept in separate rooms for yrs now. she asked me if i liked and i could hardly respond. i just nodded as i pumped harder and faster into her cunt. i pushed her into the sofa and i throw her legs over my shoulders. she was grabbing my back and ass pulling me into her deeper and deeper. i was loving it and it felt so great to get back at my friend for all the insults.

i was pounding away when she goes hold on and she flipped around. she was now on her hands and knees and i was fucking her doggy style. she reached down and started playing with my balls as i fucked her from behind. i was in heavy i have never had a girl play with my balls like that. i couldnt contain myself, never have i felt so inside a woman before. through my heavy breathing i said "ima cum" she told me not to. i only had a few more thrust in me until i busted and she got downon her knees and sucked me to finish. i busted down her throat. she mad a gargling noise and then a gulp. she opened her mouth and with a big smile said all done.

i was breathign hard and she just laughed and sucked my dick a few more times to get the last bit of cum out. we both got dressed and she told me that was fun. i went back down stairs and never told my friend. but i finally got him back

~COCKinHAND

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I was working at a fazolis fast food restaurant in Phoenix, Arizona, USA. Some lady ordered a meatball sub and we were really behind on orders. When the lady's sub came out of the oven no one caught it and it fell to the ground. I just picked it up dusted it off, wrapped it up and put it in her bag. I walked over and handed it to her with a smile on my face and she drove off never knowing. I'm assuming she ate it because no one called about it.

boyfriend-hey baby where you at. girlfriend-out food shopping with my mom. boyfriend-okay when you coming home. girlfriend-in a hour are so. boyfriend-okay love you baby. girlfriend-love you too honey see you soon bye. fucking sluts these days lmfao

Looking for an up for it girl in the uk to be fucked and pleasured by 2 horny 30 something's. To fulfil a friends fantasy, and hopefully yours, message back here

We're based birmingham way (no accent thank fuck) but we will offer to pay for travel, a night out so drinks, food and anything else you desire and accommodation. All we ask in return is a fun night of dreams coming true. You set the boundaries, so just a spit roast or full double anal bareback ass to mouth, the choice is yours.

Can message via snapchat/toe/whatever, so hit me up to discuss and swap some pics.

I confess that the losers who hate on Scientology are the same losers who couldn't get laid in high school and still live in their mom's basement. You probably have jugs of urine, fast food containers, roaches, drugs, stains on your carpet, etc. What a great way to live your life!

One time I had a summer job in high school for a business that outfitted people to go on camping trips out in the wilderness. My boss had a big dog that barked all the time and was really annoying. Food was delivered to this business in bulk. I fed the dog a whole stick of butter every day for about 2 months. The dog had a heart attack in the fall.

Last night my wife went out with her cousin and sister for a bridal dinner rehearsal. After the rehearsal they went out to the bar for a couple of drinks. I get a call around 1:45 am to go pick them up because they were to drink to drive. When I arrive I see my wife and her cousin passed out on the bench outside the bar. My sister in law stumbles to the car and opens the back door. I get out and help her put her cousin and sister in the back. She climbs in the front. She asked if I can take her and get some food. My wife and her cousin were totally passed out. My sister in law asked if she can lay down because her head was spinning. I told her to go ahead and lay down so she wouldn't puke in my SUV. After we get the food she says her head on my lap and she asked me to pull over because she felt like she was getting sick. I found an empty parking lot and she climbs out and I see her fall bye the back of my car. I climb out to help her up . When I get to the back she was on her hands​ and knees and I can see her ass as she is trying to puke. After two minutes she said that she can't throw up and that she is feeling better. As I give her my hand to get up, she pulls my shorts down and began to suck my dick as her sister and cousin where passed out. I stood her up and bent her over the back of my car. I moved her g string to the side and began to pound the shit out of her pussy. It was the hottest thing ever, fucking my sister in law while her sister and cousin were passed out drunk.

What can I give a girl to make your aroused? Some type of food that give off some kind of reaction to their sexual hormones or something?

When the Porch monkeys wear their pants below their butts with their dirty boxers hanging out, thats called SAGGIN.

Here is a little food for thought. What do you get when you spell SAGGIN backwards??
Now lift up your pants you lazy ass free loaders.

I need some help people with rewards too if you can help me

I found this real poor slut at a bar and all she has to her name is her IPHONE. she lives with her friends and i was talking to her trying to get her to come to my place free of charge and basically id take care of her food and roof and stuff if she was my sextoy. She was all up for the idea and told me she will think about it.

She told me she wanted to talk and get to know me , talk as in type to me online thru email .
I got her to be willing to cam up with me and be my submissive camwhore . This girl will do anything and shes like 100 pounds so cute. Shes veryvery willling to obey me but only problem is her phone cant download like skype or google hangout.

I need to find a free site or software where she can use her iphone and camup/micup with me for free..
I tried avdemo site and she couldnt use her iphone for that. I need to find somewhere online that allows iphones to stream, does anyone know anywhere to do this?

Reward for you to find a working site for me will be ill let you use her for your own personal enjoyment too as long as you dont interfere with my shit. shes very willing and open and i wanna make her my camwhore first then real life shit.

I know some of you won't believe me. But there are some decent looking pan-handler chicks out there. And some day once in a great while you may find one that is kinda hot.

Let me clarify, I live on the West so there are these young people usually between 16-20 that are like hippy urban backpackers, or "gutter-punks" (google it). Basically runaways.

Well, I've never done anything even remotely like this before but I've always fantasized of taking advantage of some slut.

My confession is that I was driving to WalMart and standing in the center divide was a shapely asian girl wearing tight pants and a little shirt showing off her mid-section. She had a cardboard sign that said "Anything Helps".

Her face was decent and she didn't look that dirty, but her hair was kinda matted.

I stuck my hand out of the window with a couple of quarters and she came down the line of cars to get them.

When she took them I smiled and said "Blowjob?"

She looked away and then down, but it didn't take her long to respond. I looked to make sure the light was still red and she said, "20".

I unlocked the passenger door and she got in.

"Let me see the money"

"I have to go to the ATM, I didn't expect to see you."

She agreed to go with me and we made small talk about how long she had been in town and I some how got her to agree to suck it first and then we would go to the ATM.

I didn't get the impression she did this sort of thing. Maybe I was hr first paying customer?

Certainly not her first blowjob.

We parked in the back of a near by strip mall where 2 out of 5 stores had closed down (a sign said 99 cent store coming soon).

I took out my cock and she looked like she was having second thoughts for a moment. I smiled and she put her mouth on it.

She was just kinda doing an OK job but it was a hot scenario and I was already hard.

After a few minutes of letting her do it herself but not really getting close to cuming, I started to pump her mouth, not too long into that she wasn't keeping her head down so I forced her down into my crotch as I pumped her face. I could hear her gagging and she started to buck but I said "I'm almost there, hang on" and she relaxed a bit, gasping.

It was about a minute of this, her bucking and making a "glub glub" sound with me holding and pumping hard into her mouth that I came.

She made no attempt to swallow and my pants we all slimey with a mixture of drool / spit and cum.

When she came up, her eyes and nose were red like some one that was just crying really hard.

I said "That was good", relaxing from the release of my load and still hard.

She, wiping her mouth with the sleeve of her jacket said quietly "you're an asshole"

I said "you did a good job"

She leaned back in the chair not looking at me and just said "fuck you" pouting.

I was still hard but it was going down and I decided to put my cock away, grabbing some left over fast-food napkins to wipe up her drool mess on my pants.

While I'm doing this she said "I want my money now"

Now, when I picked her up I had full intentions on paying her but when the thought crossed my mind to gyp her out of it, my dick instantly became hard again.

I smiled and said "I don't have my wallet".

She got pissed at this point and was all like "what the fuck, I fucking hate you" saying she was dumb and should have known better, kinda was crying, so I gave her the rest of the change in my cup holder which was mostly pennies but some dimes and quarters - at the very most 5 or 6 dollars but it could have been only 4.

She looked at me with such spite after I emptied the cup of change into her hand, some of the coins were sticky with soda and there was a paperclip and some dirt and a couple screws.

I said "thanks, it was good" and she just opened the door and said "fucking asshole" quietly.

From there she walked off.

The sun had been going down and now it was late. Too late for her to panhandel any more that night.

I drove away and just saw her slowly walking through the empty back parkinglot with her head down. My guess is she's sleeping in the little hutch with the dumpsters behind the store tonight.

Am I a bad person?

so when i was 11 yo my neighbours niece and her boy friend came to visit him they where like 42 or something my neighbour wasn't home but they came anyway i don't know why maybe to watch over the house or something and, first they starting sunning he in his swimshort and his wife in bikini and later she took her bikini off and i could see her big tits in a small peeping whole we had ( the houses where seperated with a wooden wall) so after a while my brother shot a football over the fence and he wanted to get it and looked over the wall where it landed and saw that milfs tits and was peeping to . but i only peeped if noone was around because i didn't want them to now that i knew that she had her tits popped out. then my dad asked my brother to get the baall back and he didn't want to because he would run in into the tits lol . so he wanted to get the ball himself but didn't maybe he saw the milf with her tits out maybe not i don't now. then we had dinner and i rushed all the food into my mouth to go back outside so i could watch her tits when i was all alone. but when i came back she was gone . shit! and i wished i had a cellphone back then to film her amazing tits fuck

need advice! wifey likes sperm a bit too much.

there is over one week now that my wife sucks me off every time she can. i get to fuck her too, that's not the issue here, but she simply likes sperm. last night we had our TS girlfriend over (26) and the missus sucked her off 6! times.

what i need advice on, and i'm dead serious, is what sperm enhancing food/supplements/whatever is out there that can help me keep her happy. she loves to drink it like there's no tomorrow and her life depended on the quantity of sperm she swallows

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

I confess that I still fantasize about how my dad used to fuck me. I�m a 24 year old guy now and he passed away a couple years ago but I still jerk off thinking about him. I�ll admit that I�ve fucked a lot of guys but daddy�s cock was always the best. It wasn�t just because he fucked me so WELL but also because he loved me.
The way he would take me in his arms and hold me before even taking my clothes off always made me smile. It completely cleared my mind and got me ready and really excited and happy to have him inside me. He would kiss me while he teased me to get me hard and he held me so close when he fucked me.
Daddy always knew exactly what I wanted and how to give it to me, too. He had a huge cock and, even though I assume he didn�t have much practice because he was a priest, he definitely knew how to use it. He had big hands and would run them all over my body.
I liked how rough they were, like he had worked all his life even though he came from a pretty well off family. It always felt amazing when he would grab my cock with those strong hands.
I can�t even explain how wonderful it was to have my daddy�s cock inside me. I�d position my hips in certain ways to try and please him more because I was so eager to have his hot cum filling me. I really loved when he would tell me how tight I was. I liked that I could please him.
I�d get on my knees anytime, anywhere for him. I love the feel of his cock sliding against my lips and even when he�d hit the back of my throat I enjoyed it. The musky smell of his skin was enough to make me throb. I couldn�t get enough of his cum, its taste was better than any food my mom or brother could cook.
I would do anything for my dad. Sexual or not. He was my father and my biggest dream was making him happy. I still live my life in a way that I think he�d approve of.
I miss him so much.

This is a confession followed by a plea for some advice from you guys, hope you can help. (At the time of the story I was 19 and my cousin 15).

A few years ago I used to have to go to my grans to help out with the gardening, housework etc. I had been going for a few weeks when one day my cousin turned up saying her mum had wanted her to come up and help. My gran said she was going out for the day and wouldn't be back till late and if I didn't mind staying until she got back (I didn't have a key to lock up) which I agreed to. So me and my cousin finished the chores and headed inside for some food and to watch some TV. A little later I said I was gonna take a nap and that she should just head home so off she went and I headed up to the spare bedroom. I was just about to drift off when I heard a noise in the room and I open my eyes to see my cousin standing in the middle of the room (I should point out that the back door of my grans wasn't usually locked during the day cause family used to come and go a lot). I asked her what she was doing back and she said my aunt had gone out and she didn't have a key to get back in. I told her she could stay here but to go downstairs and watch tv or something cause I was wanting to sleep. She said she wanted to go for a nap too and then got in the bed with me.
I wasn't bothered cause we used to do this when we were younger as the bed used to be our 'fort' and thought that she wouldn't disturb me. I closed my eyes again and suddenly felt her move closer to me and put her arm around me, she smelt really good, I wasn't really sure what was going on or how to act (she is a bit chubby though kinda pretty but I've never looked at her in that way before) so I took her arm off of me and told her to go to sleep. I closed my eyes again and this time she started to kiss me, I was reluctant at first but then thought what the hell and went with it.
It started as some little pecks on the lips but soon I could feel her tongue entering my mouth and we started properly making out. She then took off her top and for the first time I got to see her big breasts (chubby girl big but still) I couldn't help but touch and squeeze them and when I finally put one of her nipples in my mouth she let out a cute little moan. I gave both tits equal attention before we went back to making out and she started rubbing my cock through my jeans getting me really hard. I quickly took them off along with my boxers and stood in front of her with my raging boner in full view. She looked a bit unsure so I told her to just take it in her hands and do what she thought was right, she definitely knew what she was doing.
After about 5 minutes of wanking me she asked if she should put it in her mouth (cute) and I said absolutely. WOW, she was so good at giving head I asked if she had done it before and she said no but I think she was lying. I asked her if I could fuck her and she wasn't so sure cause she hadn't done it before, I told her I had a condom (always have one in my wallet cause you never know) and that I would be gentle. She finally agreed and I took off her shorts and panties, her pussy was hairless and was just a beautiful little mound. I got down on my knees and started kissing her thighs in towards it and gave her pussy a lick from the bottom to the top, she shivered and let out another little moan. I stood up and asked her to put the condom on me, she didn't know how and I ended up doing it. I started rubbing the tip of my penis up and down her slit while looking at her face to make sure she was ok. I asked her if she was ready and she said 'not quite yet just keep rubbing it up and down'. I kept doing this for another 10 minutes thinking she is nearly ready when suddenly there is a shout from downstairs 'HELLO! is anyone in?', it was my aunt.
We started panicking but quickly got dressed before we answered her, I told my cousin to go into the bathroom and splash cold water on herself cause her face was all red. I went down and spoke to my aunt, she was here to take my cousin home, she came down and I waited nervously to see if my aunt suspected anything. She didn't and off they went leaving me to go watch some porn and 'finish off'.

In the first year since this story me and my cousin would sometimes be at my grans at the same time and we would occasionally make out and twice she gave me a blow job (swallowing both times) but nothing more. In the previous two years we haven't really seen each other except for family gatherings and sometimes at college. The times when we do see each other she always hugs me and kisses me on the cheek. She is now dating a guy and is pregnant with his child.

This is where I need the advice: Before she got pregnant she had lost some weight and was looking really good and kept having the idea of meeting up with her again and start having sex. I just don't know how to find out if she would want to or not. The big thing is that quite a few people (friends and family) have mentioned that her boyfriend bears a similar resemblance to me. Is this because she likes me or what?
What do you guys think?

i confess that i wish i had a daughter like the girl in the skirt.
i'd love to hear from guys at her college talk about her being the campus fuck bunny who eats more cum than actual food.
i admit that whenever she visited home i'd have no hesitation in getting in-between those legs & pounding that tight pussy for hours on end.

anybody agree?

i saw a vid awhile ago, i seem to remember being waaay too young to have been watching porn at the time. i can't remember what the title was, the vid had these two hot women sitting at a table, talking. one has a meal set in front of her which she's eating and the other just has an empty plate, empty glass, silverware, napkin. at one point the girl who's eating says something. she stands up, moves over to the other side of the table and pisses in the other girls glass. then she takes the plate and shits on it. sets this meal in front of the other girl and she just starts digging in. grabs a fork and knife and eats a slice of the turd like it was any other food, washes it down with a swig of piss and goes back for another bite. meanwhile they keep talking- you'd think they don't even realize what she's eating. i didn't understand what they were saying, they were speaking like german or something, but it sounded conversational, like they might have been talking about the weather or something. they sure as hell didn't sound like they were acknowledging what was going on. anybody got this vid, like anywhere? please??

pics. please of you Cummings on holding food.

I confess that my boyfriend is anorexic and I love how much he hates himself. I�m only with him because it�s fun to watch him beat himself up every day over food he doesn�t even eat. I really enjoy teasing him and making fun of him and just plain upsetting him because I like to see him cry. I honestly don�t give a fuck if he�s skinny or not but the fact that HE cares makes everything really fun because it�s easy to put him down. He constantly talks about killing himself and how much he doesn�t matter. I hope someday he does it. It would upset his family so much and I like to fuck with them, too.

I CONFESS I JUST FINISHED EATING A JERK CHICKEN WRAP. WOW. WAS IT EVER TASTY AND FLAMING SPICY OR WHAT. MOOOOHAHAHAHAT. ANY FOOD ITEM WITH THE WORD JERK IN IT IS SPICY. BUT SOOOO GOOOOD.

i confess alpha_omega_1 is really a nigger shemale who likes nigger food

I decided to post this confession in a place where it will get the most attention anyone might ever give it...

In this new year I promise this world to see a new man, For better or worse depending on your outlook.

in this two and a half decades of my Iife I failed in almost every way. Ive failed to find any women that would except me as I am. The person I strived to be was a rightous and Idealistic man but in modern times I feel Im an obsolete model and I find I can no longer go at it alone. So now in this new year my content will be second to my outward appearance and now the "idea" and role of me has changed. if to be reliable and and have preference to function over form is a thing that has fallen to the way side then the rules of the game dictate I change myself. Im not incapable of doing so, Im a smart, capable man and can do such through one means or another

Ive failed to find a career, Ive studied 3 years paided 110,000 dollars, all to have the job market take a shit, so now I work in the fast food business and believe it or not minimum wage doesnt pay the bills, now i sell drugs and pull a nice profit doing such

In my time on this earth for one reason or another Ive also found my friends to be a great deal of my pain, I live and would die for those I care about but In my gravest time of need I find my "friends" to be in short supply, only to be found when they need something, its not me they want but a service I may provide, and even at a great cost to me I will do it, for my friends, but why should I continue to make myself a slave to these people.

For these reasons and many others I find myself in a place where to continue would be suicide. If this world accepts the things it has forced me to become, the old self I was, the rightous self, is now dead and the the modern version forged under my reasoning and understanding of this world promises it will make those deserving pay for this dark image of my character they have decided to unveil.

To some this is a threat, but it is merely the end result of a persons honest attempt to be better then the animal of which hes born.

I ask only to consider these things then you may forget them as quickly as you load the next page

I confess yesterday I had my wife dress like a slut in a miniskirt and tight low cut top that showed her big titties and hard nipples of, no panties or bra. I took her to an adult theater where she let 4 guys dump their load in her pussy. Afterward we went to a fast food joint and set on the patio eating with her facing so anyone in the drive through could see her pussy. One guy was staring up her skirt and I told her to put a finger deep inside, scoop up some cum and suck it clean. The guy almost ran into the car in front of him. It was fucking funny. She loves walking around in stores with her thighs slick and shiny so everyone can know she has cum leaking from her pussy.

i served bad food at places I've cooked at

2012, get guns and food packs, were gonna go to dark ages

I confess, I love to jeck off and shoot my loads into food that my wife intents to take to work parties, pot luck dinners etc.... I love the thought of all of the girls and moms eating my cum. The best is when my wife comes home and said how everyone loved her salad and wants the recipe.

i love putting things in my moms food ive put my piss in her food rubbed my cock on things before giving them to her to eat and came in one of her drinks before it feels so nice and i get such a thrill out of watching her eat the food ive just had my cock on im currently in a motel with her and once she falls asleep im gonna do it again might jerk off over her while shes asleep

I confess, how did I get lucky enough to have two worthless leaders running my country (USA) and my state (FL)? I have never until these two been so affected by political boneheads. No job, no health insurance, no problem. Wait until sight is fixed, sign up for the AFFORDABLE health care only to be told my state will not accept federal funds so no health care. Can't get food stamps because I am signed up for unemployment. Can't get unemployment because the Governor took a perfectly good system and spent 265 million dollars on a system that does not work. Took 47 phone calls to get through to unemployment and on hold for 73 minutes only to find out my case is under review because I left a job that was almost finished and I would have been laid off from to take a better job making 6 dollars an hour more and kept me working for another year. The only thing worse than meddling government is a broken meddling government. Someone please shoot me!

I confessions the best fucking i have is with married women the things they do and say are amazing i have met a few at weddings food stores even from the office. can anyone relate or have any good things to share about it

I prepared quite a feast this year for Christmas. My wife, younger daughter, and niece were here. Even my older daughter came in from college too. The fireplace was roaring, music was on, laughter, fun, parade then game on TV, and food was on the table. This year, I added a bit of Soma 350mg to the quite delicious mashed potatoes and gravy which everyone tried a heaping helping to the point it was gone. While everyone was completely passed out, blaming it on the turkey, I took the liberty of fucking my niece with long SLOW strokes (who waxes btw, didn't know that) and going down on my eldest daughter who smelled of strawberry spray. She tasted better than I had imagined and honestly I don't know why I hadn't done this before.

Tip: Don't do them in the ass because they will know when they wake up. The turkey might be a good excuse for being so tired but, won't cause your ass to be sore from a LARGE cock that went inside it and came.

And no, I didn't take a photo or video as I was TOO BUSY FUCKING.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

like to jerkoff in my anut rita's panties and her food

Is this the drive through for pick up the food?
She's from Michigan and may not know where to go.

I CONFESS IM ILLEGAL LIKE YOUR FOOD STAMPS AND SLUTTY WOMANZ

i put my cum in my moms food what a turn on when she eats

I confess that I am a real life, breathing vampire. And we are harvesting humans as food and wine to our brothers and sisters.
Yeah, and we don't fucking sparkle like those stupid stephanie myers vampires. We're coming for you stephanie, to rape and kill you!
Shut up bob.
But, thanos...
Just shut the fuck up you retarded excuse for a vampire.
Fine...
Anyways... We have found a way to survive in the sunlight, and your old ways of killing us-
Is mother fucking useless bitches!
Thats it! I don't care if he's the kings son, I'm murdering his retarded ass right now!
Thanos, stop, you know what will happen!
I don't care Mikhail, I want to see his heart as nothing more than ash under my boot!
Thanos!

been out all day cruising looking for a young homeless girl or a VERY old homeless man. and bring them home and use them like the useless peaces of shit they are for a weekend then set them up in a cheap motel with food and nice cloths for a month. but damn there just any out there anywhere to be found. i dont mean any pain or anything like that i just mean degrade them and use everyhole they have when i want it. i did find a younger man guessing in his later 20's today and give him $20 to bend over and take my load. but thats all. i could have brought him home but hes not what i'm looking for. i want a young girl 18 to 25 or a old man 70 or older. or a midget male or female. any race any age as long as they are 18 or older. here is what i want bring them home make them get naked and i give them a bath. and they dont put cloths back on until monday morning when i take them to get new cloths a room for a month and enough food to last them a couple weeks and a little cash. but like i said there are none out there anywhere to be found.

love to put my cum in moms food

My boyfriend installed a camera in our bathroom trying to catch me or my sister going pee. So, after I discovered it I didn't confront him about it, shame him, or give him a hard time. Nope. I decided to load up on all the WORST food you could imagine that would give my stomach the worst crap a woman has ever made. I barely made it to the bathroom in time and my plan ALMOST didn't work.

I confess that he videoed (while thinking I didn't know) the largest dump I've ever taken. I was on the toilet for a good hour while my bowels evacuated and nearly filled the toilet all the way up to the rim with sludge.

I kept the window closed and even the dog gagged.

I thought I was done but more came out even when I thought I had squeezed out the last of it and my stomach cramped, sides hurt from pushing, and my eyes bulged out and I looked STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA he hid between the clean towels.

It wasn't long after that when something went wrong. I stood up thinking it was over but more liquid shit sprayed all over the toilet seat, cover, some on the wall, and the rug in front of the commode.

I just ran away and left it like that because I couldn't get the toilet to flush. AT ALL. I tried SIX times and finally it started to overflow. I went back down to the dinner table with him and his parents and all hell broke loose when water started to pour from the ceiling onto the table. I pretended not to know anything about it and I listened as he ran upstairs and let out a scream.

I hope he got what he wanted on the video. I hope it REALLY turned him on.

...but, it didn't. I'm now single and he kicked me out after he reviewed it. His parents won't talk to me and I think they know.

I confess I love to smell my own farts. They usually smell just like the food I ate earlier in the day. It makes me hungry sometimes.

Pauline The Slut - Part 25: Making Movies

The three of us left the shop and headed for Tony's house. Tony's wife, Terri, met us at the door. Tony introduced her to my husband and me as the slut. She kissed and hugged my husband and then turned to me.

"Take that bodysuit off." I looked at her in disbelief. Then she slapped me across the face. "Your a slut and you'll be treated like a slut in this house. Now get stripped or we'll tie you to a tree, whip you and leave you there for the night." Then she slapped me across the face again.

I looked at my husband. He was smiling. I slowly started to take off the bodysuit. She put a collar on me and attached a leash to it.

"On all fours, slut." she said. She then took a butt plug with a dogs tail and stuck it in my ass. "You'll stay on all fours when you're in my house." She then led me on the lead into the house. The two men followed, laughing at the tail wagging out of my ass.

I was told to lie by the fire while they sat down with some drinks. Then Terri had me act like a dog, barking, panting, lift my leg as if peeing and hump her leg the way dogs do. The men thought this was great fun. We then had dinner. I had to go under the table and the three of them fed me bits from their plates. There was a dog bowl with water in it for me to drink. After dinner they sat in the back garden watching the sunset while I lay beside Terri's chair. Later she walked down the garden picked up a stick and threw it. I had to fetch and bring it back in my mouth. She kept doing this for about 15 minutes. Then I had to pee against a tree with my leg cocked. My husband took out his phone and filmed me. I heard him say to Tony "Beth is going to love this."

I was brought to the bedroom on the leash. There was a giant bed against the wall and at the end of the bed raised on a platform level with the bed was a cage. Terri walked me over to the cage opened it and told me to get inside. I hesitated and she kicked me in the ass. "Get in slut." I climbed into the cage. It was just about high enough for me on all fours and there was no room to turn so that I remained facing the way I got in, looking at the bed. I heard Terri lock the cage.

The three of them then stripped and got on the bed. For the next few hours they had sex while I watched from the cage. Every so often one of the men would come over and have me suck their cock through the cage or Terri would come over and take a load of cum from her cunt or her ass and have me lick it off her hand. Once she came over with a mouthful and spat it in my face.

They eventually fell asleep and I followed with an uncomfortable night's sleep in the cage.


The next morning they showered and had breakfast while I was brought a bowl of water and food and told to eat. After I'd eaten Terri took me out of the cage and brought me down to the garden she pointed to a tree and told me to go piss. I did so. When I came back she had me lie on the grass with my legs apart. She then turned on the hose, full power and hosed me down starting at my cunt. When she finished she threw me a towel and my bodysuit and heels. "We'll be waiting for you in the car."


As we drove away from the house, Terri handed me a drink and then a folder. I opened it and started to read. "What's this?"

"Your movie premiere was such a success we've decided it's time you made a professional porn movie." my husband answered. "Terri is a director and you are going to star in a couple of her movies. I'm going to make some more money out of that slut body of yours. Now read your script."

I started to cry. Of all the things that had happened over the past 8 months I never expected this. Terri shouted at me "Stop snivelling you stupid whore and read the script. I don't want you fucking up my movie."


I read the script. I was to be the mother of a bride getting ready for her wedding day. Me, the bride and her younger sister were going to be in the bedroom putting on her wedding dress. My husband and son would be downstairs when three black men break into the house. They tie up my husband and son, come upstairs, rape the three of us and then drag us downstairs where I'm to have sex with my son while the bride has sex with her father. The younger daughter sucks off the three men while this is happening.

We arrived at a large house set back from the road. There were trucks and cars parked out front and a lot of activity going on. We got out of the car, Terri greeted everyone. We went into the house where I was introduced to the cast. The three black men I already knew. The bride was to be played by Lena, the young girl who was on the bench in the movie at Tony's. The girl playing her sister, Jemma, looked only 15/16, though she assured me she was 18 and going to college. My husband was a much older man, Tim, bronzed and grey hair while my son, Dave, looked like a college football center. I was handed another drink and sent to make up.

When we were all dressed and made up, the three of us went to the bedroom. There were cameras and lights just like a real movie set with men and women hanging around. Terri came in. "These girls are professionals and know what to do so don't you mess it up. You are to look frightened, fight these men off and when they drag you downstairs you are to protest when they tell you to suck and fuck your son. Lots of screaming and lots of tears. They are going to slap and throw you around to make this realistic."

Then the filming started. The girls looked really scared and fought the men off as if their lives depended on it. I almost believed it to be real. I tried my best to do the same. After a few hours filming upstairs and downstairs Terri was satisfied and she called a halt. We were all exhausted. There was a buffet lunch set out in the garden. All the crew and cast ate and seemed to be enjoying themselves. I sat there quietly wondering how I had landed myself in this situation. Terri came over and topped up my drink. She then handed me a script. "This is for your next movie. We'll be starting in about an hour." I was shocked. I wasn't expecting to do another movie so soon.

I read the script. "No, this can't be right." I thought. I searched for my husband. He was talking to Lena and Jemma. I ran over to him. "Have you seen this."

"No, what is it."

It's the script for this afternoon's movie. I can't do this. You can't make me do this."

"What are you talking about?"

"This is a lesbian movie. I'm to play a mother and I'm supposed to seduce my daughter whose name is Therese. That's our daughter's name. I can't do that."

"Oh, I'll talk to Terri."

He went over to Terri and they were in conversation for a few minutes. He came back "She can't change the daughter's name. This is a special film for an important client. You'll have to do it."

"I won't do it."

He grabbed me by the hair and dragged me over to the lunch table and threw me across it. Terri came over with an electric prod which she pressed against my buttock. My body rocked with the strength of the shock. She pressed again on my other buttock.

"Stop, Help me." I screamed. Those around the table just looked on smiling. They turned me around and pressed it into my right breast and then my left one. I was thrashing about on the table. She then lowered the prod and drove it into my cunt. "No don't." I pleaded.


"Are you going to make the movie." She asked.

"Please can we change the daughters name." I begged.

"Not possible." Her finger hovered above the red button on the prod. "What's it to be, Make the movie or fried cunt."


I sobbed "I'll do it."

"Read you script and be ready in an hour." She and my husband walked away leaving me there, shattered and sobbing. The rest of the crowd went back to their conversations.

An hour later, I was back in the house ready for the next movie. Jemma came in to the room. She looked even younger dressed in a school uniform with her hair in pigtails. She came over to me and kissed me on the cheek. "Hello Mummy." she laughed. Terri arrived with the electric prod. "OK you know what to do. I want to hear you use your daughter's name a lot. You are going to have to persuade and pressurise her in the opening scene until she succumbs. Any fuck ups and this gets rammed into your cunt. We'll film that as well."

The filming began. Jemma arrives home from school and comes to the lounge and says hello. She sits on the couch beside me. I look at her and tell her how beautiful she is and how much I love her. I move beside her on the couch. She looks at me as I put my arm around her shoulder and stroke her hair.

Terri picks up a big board and points to it. My daughter's name is on it. I looked at Jemma. "Therese, you have become such a beautiful sexy young women." She starts to become uncomfortable. I then lean in and kiss her on the lips. She pushes me back "Mom, what are your doing." I kiss her again this time pinning her to the couch. She struggles to get up by I hold her down kissing her neck, feeling her breasts.

"Please Mom, stop."

"It's ok Therese, Mummy loves you and is going to make you a women."

I slip my hand up her short school skirt. She tries to push it away but with me nibbling her ear and my other hand unbuttoning her school blouse, she is losing the battle. I then return to her mouth, kissing her. After a few seconds she starts to respond and returns my kiss. Soon she allows me to remove her white blouse, then her bra. I start to caress and knead her young barely developed breasts while continuing to kiss her passionately.

I then bend down and suck on her nipple while slipping my hand inside her white school panties. "Oh Mom." She moans. I take her by the hand and lead her upstairs to the bedroom. I remove my clothes and then her remaining clothes before we lie on the bed. I kiss her.

"I love you Therese, I've wanted to make love to you for so long." I explore her body finishing at her cunt. I then spread them wide for the camera and start to kiss and lick her cunt and ass. She responds for the camera.

After a while I reach under one of the pillows and take out a pink strap-on. "Mummy is going to fuck Therese's little cunt before all those boys ruin it." I then mount her and fuck her hard before turning her over and doing her from behind. She orgasms several times. When I'm finished, I lie back on the bed "Now Therese, time for you to taste Mummy's cunt."

I guide her head down between my legs and she starts to eat me until I orgasm.

When the filming finished, Terri comes over and takes me by the hand. As we leave the bedroom I see my husband get on the bed and Jemma take his cock in her mouth. Terri brought me to the next bedroom and threw me on the bed. The crew and others followed. There were about 20 of them.

"She's all yours boys. There's beer in the box over there. Make sure your fuck all her holes real good." I tried to make it to the door but I was grabbed by several hands and dragged back to the bed.

back in the 80's when i was young and full of cum and could fuck or get fucked all day long. i headed to the beach to get away from my girl friend she was being a total bitch. on the way i stopped and bought 2 boxes of rubbers. come to find out there was 25 per box. i didn't look. back then you could hit the nude beach and the law never mess with you. i filled my ice chest with food and beer and hit the beach. i was naked before i even hit the beach and as i drove down the beach all you could see was naked people. the way it seemed to work back then was couples was at the first part of the beach. then you had about a mile then it was the gays and when it stopped about another mile you saw lezbos. it was a great place to be back then.
and this was right after i found out i like dick as much as i like pussy.
i hung around the couples most of the day. but would cruise the rest from time to time. you never knew what you would see. it was going to be a full moon thats one reason why i went that day. so about dark couple started packing up to leave. so i headed to the gays and a lot was still there. i never talked to anyone. i just got out laid my towel across my tail gate and set the lube and rubbers on tail gate with me and leaned over it. it wasn't long i saw a hand grab a rubber and then the lube and he tore my ass up for what seemed like a hour. he pulled out and laid the filled rubber beside me. and as soon as he moved off someone else took his place.
i would take a brake and talk to people eat some food and they all would fuck me again. i thought i would have 2 piles one on the left of me from getting fucked and one on the right from me fucking someone.
hell a couple times i would be sleeping and feel my legs raise up and someone would fuck me. or if i was on my belly someone would just mount me. i'd go clean up every so often in the water. the next morning when i looked over and counted there was 67 used rubbers on my tailgate.
i wish i could go back and do it all over again.
oh and by the way my girl friend at the time i left her sorry ass.

Bagged myself credits from ML and a bronze status for this pic.
Will post more like it :-)
Real surprised you folks went for this one.
So many 'harder' pix of the same slut in the gallery.

What is it about this pic?
I don't get it?!

Bagged myself credits from ML and a bronze status for this pic.
Will post more like it :-)
Real surprised you folks went for this one.
So many 'harder' pix of the same slut in the gallery.

What is it about this pic?
I don't get it?!

Bagged myself credits from ML and a bronze status for this pic.
Will post more like it :-)
Real surprised you folks went for this one.
So many 'harder' pix of the same slut in the gallery.

What is it about this pic?
I don't get it?!

Shaven papercuts are for pedo's!! Big hairy lips are a mans food.

Friday Night….

On a warm Friday evening back in 2019, around 6p, I get a desperate call from my best friend… “Can you stay at the house this weekend, entertain her, please” he desperately begins the call with? “Her” is his wife… I chime in “yeah man, she’s definitely feeling lonely lately” I say as I push for specifics…

(her and I chat, he and I chat, offering my opinion is very common as this has been the topic of conversation for quite some time)

Ignoring me completely, he continues,

“She keeps busting my balls, calling every 10 mins. She feels isolated, alone, you know how she is!” Again, I chime in, “brother she’s 40, the kids are almost out of the house, she wants you to spend time with her, take her to dinner, do shit”. He wants to respond but has nothing, he knows I’m right. “Brother, you both can afford to go do things, she wants to go places, experience life”.

For the record, and totally off topic. this man’s wife has the greatest pair of big fat tits. For those who think “bigger is better”, this is the one! Furthermore,
she’s thick but tone with dirty blonde hair, about 5’7”. Thinking about it, she has Kitty Lee’s body with a much prettier face.. A very attractive woman with a body built for fucking.

(according to hubby, she has a high sex drive and is very open minded… Cocksucker hit the lotto for sure)

With a long sigh he annoyingly utters what I could see coming from a mile away, “I don’t have time for this, Bobby is about to go on, can you stay at my place and keep her off my back so I can enjoy myself?”

And there it is…..

Honestly, he’s frustrated, I get it. He plans ahead for this weekend long festival well in advance, keeps her in the loop through the entire process, it’s kind of fucked thats she’s laying this guilt trip on him while he’s hours away. I’m torn, he’s been dropping the ball with regard to their marriage for a while now.. Then again, this is his once a year “get fucked up and jam out with thousands of dirty hippies weekend, “I suppose she should honor that.

Regardless…

Reluctantly, I respond with Sure man, I’ll head up there now and hang with her….” (honestly, I just want to hang at home, rub one out and crash, it’s been a long week but fuck it, she’s good people and fun to drink with)

Relieved, he replies “text me when you get up there, I’ll call and let her know, thanks brother” and quickly hangs up.. I set the phone down, take a deep breath, collect my shit and prepare for my hour long trip….

A bit of background on the friendship. Buddy and his wife married young, 18-19, had kids, they’re in their teens. We’ve known each other for about 20 years and they are 4-5 years my senior.

For the last few years we do dinner on Friday evenings at their place, a modest spot in the middle of cow country. We smoke, drink and eat well. I normally stay the night, sometimes sticking around on Saturdays to help with ongoing renovation projects.

We’re all an open book by the way, we know everything about each other. It’s actually very nice, I enjoy their company, as they definitely enjoy mine..

I’m divorced, have a great job and a high school age kid. I also have a very comfortable couch and plenty of food in a decent suburban apartment.
An apartment I will enjoy some other time, my drive is complete..

Teresa (wife) is on the porch, shorts, tank top, drinking a rum and coke. She has her hair in a ponytail, which is new for her. She normally dresses like a Sunday school teacher. Her hair always down, outfits very conservative, “boring” is the best way to put it. She certainly doesn’t show off her figure, her gigantic tits always put away, which is a shame quite frankly..

With a hug and peck on the cheek, I make a sarcastic comment, as I normally do, “sweet handle bar, you’re missing one side”. Teresa gives me a “you’re not funny” smirk” and proceeds to tell me that she’s been “experimenting with new styles”.

I waste no time, “you got it, flaunt it, I know Sam (hubby) would like to see more of you experimenting”. She immediately lets out a laugh, like, a quick chuckle filled with doubt, if that makes sense?

Again, in a serious tone I proclaim, “seriously, switch it up, show him you still got it, let him see other men gawk at you, get that little head going…..” She looks at me defeated and says “he knows what I have, what he has access to. He chooses to ignore me” using her hands to outline her breasts and body, exactly how the Price is Right women would display a new prize.. “I’m lonely, tired of being treated like I don’t exist. Months ago I asked him to sit the festival out” she exclaimed. “I asked if we could go away, focus on us for a minute, that I needed him…” Starting to well up, she rhetorically asks “Where is he” as she walks into the house….

So here I am, barely been there 10 minutes, she’s already crying and I’m on the porch by myself thinking “you couldn’t of talked about something else, you had to immediately bring up her failing marriage, good job jackass”….

She’s a strong woman, emotional and poetic, but tough. It wasn’t long before I hear her calling my name from inside the house. I take a deep breath and head inside. Teresa is in the kitchen, she cleaned herself up and is mixing both of a strong cocktail. Without missing a beat, she hands me my drink, we cheers and take a sip as she immediately picks up from where we left off.

As she starts to speak I take a step forward and gently lean in to give her a warm, comforting hug. I definitely surprised the shit out of her. At first she was stiff as board, cold, surprised at my very forward act. It took a minute before you could feel her body relax…. Not saying a word, we stood there hugging, my arms around her upper shoulders, hers around d my waste. Both of us, a firm yet gentle embrace, you could tell it meant something. It was quite nice if I’m being honest.

(being a dude, I have to point out how great her tits felt pressed against my chest, I finally have visual confirmation, as well as touch, of just how fucking big they are. Her puffy hard nipples, pressed against my chest, perfecto!)

After what felt like 20 minutes, I now have a rock hard dick so I pull away. “You’re a smart, beautiful, sexy woman who deserves happiness” I say, as I try to conceal my very obvious excitement. She looks at me and smiles as I conclude my thought “ponytail and tank top, my new favorite look” as I look down, laser focused on her giant titties that were currently on display, hours and hours of fun, beautiful cleavage, no bra)

Remember when I said “we know everything about each other?” It’s no secret hubby and I both have a thing for huge giant titties, conversations she’s been privy too, normally just giggling and walking away.. Staring down at them was certainly knew, however, she was well aware of my infatuation, in general, for big natural breasts. Yeah, I’ve looked at her, but nothing more than looking, in my head she’s a no-go, off limits..

It’s at that moment, still in our embrace, she says “I have to come clean”. Oh boy” spews out of my mouth as I question her, not with words, but wi5 the look in my eyes….

“I’ve had a crush on you for the last 20 years.” And don’t worry, Sam knows, he thinks it’s funny. “But, I want you to know, I’ve always had a thing for you.” Shocked, I ask “When me and the ex visited you, is this why you treated her poorly? Shaking her head in agreement, Teresa responds “that bitch took you for granted, treated you like shit for years”, you deserved better, fuck her”.

I laugh out loud as I share “she’s my one and only bad lay, dead inside and in the sack, terribly boring with no enthusiasm, a waste……” Teresa chuckles and shares “well, at least Sam has a big dick but I fantasize about other people when he fucks me. The one or two times a month he does fuck me, I keep my eyes closed, I go through the motions to keep my life semi-normal, but I’m not in love with him anymore, too many years have gone by, I’m over it”.

“Teresa, I had no idea it was this bad, I know he can be a dick, but never thought it was on this level, what are you going to do?” Teresa takes a step back, grabs our drinks and confidently shares “Hanna has three years of school left” as she hands me my drink, “once she graduates and goes to college, I’m leaving”. Her eyes start to fill with tears as we both take a big gulp of intoxicatingly strong rum and cokes… She leans over, grabs a tissue and wipes her eyes as we both take a well deserved gulp of mind numbing spirits…

Our drinks polished off, Teresa quickly time for another” as she grabs my glass and heads for the counter…… Unsure of what to say, completely blown away with the last hour of my life, Teresa swings her head around, ponytail in the air, and says “I’m sorry if my confession has made you uncomfortable, that was not my intention, I just needed you to know” as she turned her head forward to focus on drinks.

I don’t know what came over me, but I felt this urge to hold her.. The last hour had quickly turned in an emotional adventure for the two of us. However, she had a minimum of three years of hell to go through, which saddened me. I had lived that life and it miserable, my heart ached for her.

Throwing caution to the wind, I walked over and wrapped my arms around her stomach, careful to stay below her breasts, resting my head on her shoulder. She took a deep breath and reached for my arms. I whispered in her ear, “I’m here for you” as she let out a whimper and sigh of relief.

It wasn’t long before my dick was coming to life.. She was absolutely pressing her ass just enough for my guy to feel it. Moving from side to side, T was knowingly trying to get me hard and I could care less. I whisper in her ear “I know what you’re doing”, as I begin to mirror her movements, moving my dick from side to side, pushing in….

With both a whimper and deep breath Teresa takes her hand and begins to run it along my covered dick.. “Oh yeah” she says as I let out a gentle moan, immediately, and slowly, moving my fingers to the base of her giant breasts. I think to myself, “Finally” as I open my hands and grab the biggest pair of tits I’ve ever felt. Teresa let’s out a soft moan, catching her breath enough to say “please fuck me!”

Im so fucking hard I can’t stand it, as I respond “soon baby, soon” as I move my right hand inside her waistband, her pussy and clit my targets. She moans out again as I take my left hand, already squeezing and pinching her left nipple, I quickly grab her throat, pulling her head to my my face, forcefully, T whimpering away “How bad do do you want my dick in you” I whisper as she runs her tongue along her upper lip..

3 seconds later, and not missing a beat, Teresa, her hand in my pants now, my dick in hand……. Actually, it’s more like, “Teresa the magician, her hands suddenly down my pants, with a king fu grip on my dick, a grip so tight she could tell you how many beats per minute my heart was pumping” she’s rapid fire jerking me, it’s to tip, long strong stokes……

In return, my left hand still gripping her neck and my right hand buried in her pussy, I have two fingers fucking her pussy while rubbing and pressing her clit with her thumb.. T, well, she starts to moan and loudly and shake as she nutted all all over my fingers….

Teresa hadn’t been touched like this for some time, that was evident!

I nibble on her ear lobe, as she catches her breath, still feeling the effects of my fingers…. I whisper, “now you can have my dick”, slide me into your pussy” as I turn her to the right, and bend her over her kitchen table.. With my dick rock hard and still in her hand, I grab her ponytail and make my way for her opening.. With my left hand, now gripping the sexiest tits I’ve ever played with, I turn her head toward mine and say “that’s my pussy” as she loudly grunts out “take your pussy” as she rests my dickhead at the opening of her love canal..

Deep breath, deep breath as I tease Teresa with my dick, ready to push in fully, sliding in, the phone rang.. I pause, caught of guard by the phone, I say “fucking figures” as T slams her ass backwards and takes my dick…. “Yeah it does” she says as I quickly remember what my objective is….Pony-tail pulled back, left hand firmly holding a giant tit, sexy mom/wife panting as her wet pussy is ready to make a mess, I lay into to her, hard, deep, and aggressive, phone ringing off the hook…..

Let’s be honest… This didn’t last long… 5-6 minutes later, as our hearts race, Teresa screams out “you’re going to make me cum” in what I can only describe as a surprised tone.. “You’re pussy s soaked i murmur, ponytail still in hand, her back still arched, her moans and pants, now similar to a countdown. She’s ready to blow boys!! I give her everything I have, table creaking, both of us moaning loudly, Teresa’s pussy tightens…..

That’s all it took! In unison, I thrusted as deep as I could into her tightened pussy, and fucking unloaded as T let me know just how appreciative she was, nearly falling over as she came all over my dick. With her ponytail still in hand, left titty still firmly in my clutch, I bit on her ear and neck as we both appreciated just felt the effects of a fantastic nut……

A few minutes later, both of us, chuckling and giddy, completely spun from what just happened, get a drink of water. As I’m guzzling like a thirsty African baby, T pipes up and says “I haven’t came like that in years” as she stood back and took a sip of water, almost shocked at what happened. I ask if everything is ok and she quickly says “oh yes” as she intentionally spills water out of her mouth and down her huge jugs. “Thirsty” she asks as I quickly do what a man with a huge natural tit fetish does, as I grab both tits, in a loving embrace, pull them to my face, kiss her deeply and begin sucking her nipples………

Oh yeah, the ringing phone? That was Sam, I forgot to let him know I had arrived… No worries, 60 seconds after pumping his wife full of my nut, as I’m sucking her tits, Sam called back.. T answered, out of breath, Sam completely unfazed, he babbled away, praising me up and down to T, as she stroked my dick.

Sam, “so happy” that I “gave up my weekend to help him out”, requested me on the phone.. “Yo brother” I shout as he immediately thanks me then starts a long winded diatribe, excited to share the highlights of the bands, the setting and the great food. T, left to her own devices, grabs my dick, fat tits swinging, full naked body, she leads me by my dick to the couch as she holds up two fingers…. Sam, he’s still raving about his stress free hippy induced weekend, clueless to the fact that as I say ”sounds like so much fun brother” his wife is on her back, legs spread, pussy soaked, guiding my dick back in the very same spot Sam used to call home.. Round 2 has indeed started,,

Sam called back the next day, he and I on the phone for quite awhile. I remember him saying “its much more relaxed now” as he immediately started the process of repeating the same shit he said the night before, which led to him thanking me again for getting his wife off his back… “Yeah man, she seems happy to have company” I blurt out as he asks for me to put her on the phone…

“Oh man, she’s at the market” I say, as Sam chuckles quite loudly, blurting out “yeah she loves spending my money,” as he chuckled on, eventually saying “I’ll call later” as he hung up…. I’d imagine he saw a half naked dirty chick, or dudes eating shrooms, which is why he just hung up.. He was “on to the next one” ass they say…

Speaking of which…

I’m triple checking to make sure the phone is off screaming out “I can’t hold it anymore!” T, mouth soaked with saliva and spit, and clearly not at the market, grabs my nuts and slams her face to the base of my dick, not missing a beat, or drop, as she emptied my sack deep in her throat… Like a bitch, I screamed out as I felt every last drop empty my nuts. By the way, a second orgasm not long after a man’s first orgasm is quite intense, it’s quite nice!

Teresa enjoyed sucking my dick with her husband on the phone. Admittedly, I enjoyed it as well. The threat of getting caught is quite addictive. So much so, we test the limits of our sexual prowess weekly. I fuck my friends wife regularly, right under his nose..

Case in point-

Friday before Christmas, while Sam sits in his recliner, stoned out of his mind, eating cookies zoned out, Teresa and I will go for a night walk. Sam completely unfazed and happy to have the tv to himself, clueless that his wife and over night guest are 20 ft away, watching him watch tv, fucking like school kids. Me squeezing her nipples, smacking that ass, pulling her hair, drilling her pussy! Teresa, holding onto a tree, taking my dick from behind like the good girl she is, her fat little pussy tightening as she cums, while empty my seed deep into her, fully embraced, while hubby watches cartoons or some shit…

Or right now.. He just got in the shower. T, in a flannel, no bra, immediately goes in and grabs a tissue, making sure the coast is clear. Sam, fully engulfed in washing his ass has no idea his wife literally walked out of the bathroom, about 10ft, slide her pants down and sat on his buddies dick. Of course, I’m unbuttoning and pulling the monsters out, as the smell of Irish Spring permeates the air..

Till next time..

My friend Kate. We are co workers at whole foods, she is engaged but has blown me twice. Swallowed too

I so want to fuck my mother in law shes 70 but god she has a gorgeous figure, im doing everything to get in her knickers, she hasnt had sex for 17 years and i know she is quite easily got randy. I sit next to her close as i can get showing her how her phone works, i touch her legs and slide my hand up her thigh, she goes a little silly and giggles but i dare not go any further. I have touched her tits many many times in unconscious ways...well on her part i plan every one...i have exposed to her cum in her food and pissed in her coffee, she has sat and stared at me naked i know i filmed it...but she wont touch. She'll touch my cock when i hold a book or something she points at she rubs my cock then accidenty...just wish she surrender to me....please i want you.

Any sensible ideas....even drugging if it works...she doesnt drink either bummer.

I confess that I have a very sexy younger brother who does all the housework like cooking and cleaning and such. Most importantly, the cooking. He�s an amazing cook and I love his food and sometimes he adds a little something extra for me. As his big brother I pretty much know everything that goes on in my household, which includes whenever he cums in the food he makes for me. I never make a big deal out of it or even bring it up because he doesn�t know that I know. I simply eat whatever it is and enjoy the little extra effort he put in. I love the taste of his cum and will take it any way I can get it.

I confess I busted a load in cake mix my wife made for her book club friends, (most are either beautiful or at least fuckable haha) and she never knewm I jerked off quick in the mix while she wasn't in the kitchen (risky!), I mixed up she came back and stirred it up amd baked the cake with my sperm in it, watching her serve it to her friends and watching them eat it was so great, I got super hard, has anyone came in a womans/girls food before without them knowing it? I've been doing this just recently after being inspired by some stories I've read on here, I love it now. And while they were eating the cake I managed to grab some pour some saved up cum in our milf carton than shook it up good and offered some to the ladies, my wife had a glass and one of her milf looking friends had one, so good seeing my wife enjoy it while not knowing her friend was drinking my little swimmers too hahahahaa, but I'm fucking lucky they didn't notice it, my fucking heart was beating cuz this was my first time

I live alone with my cat and I get up early in the day any head to school(college),recently my neighbors have been fighting a bit to where you can hear them. I live in an area where the apartments are close together. I get home around 11am and at take a nap,I wake up to a knock at my door,it's my neighbors daughter(18 or 19 which ever) she goes to one of the high schools around the area,she's about 5'2 and a very very nice body,her ass is an 8 but her tits are way past a 10. She had came over to see if she could stay the night cause if her parents fighting,my place is just beside them and I've talked to them a few times and played with their daughter a few times with the other kids around,mainly just riding bikes,swimming or playing basketball. I said should could stay till it gets dark and go home,she's been over a couple of times and enjoyed playing with my cat,I would ask her to watch my place while I was out longer than I thought I'd be,I let her in she knew where everything was so I told I was going back to taking a nap and to come get me if she going home. I slept very well that when I woke up it was 8pm I had missed my whole day,I walked down stairs and she was cooking dinner. She said her parents left to go to a movie and to stay here, I didn't mind it but I wished they had asked if it was ok,so I let her stay and she finished cooking. We finished the food she made and just sat around watching tv,she must've went home to change cause she was wearing sweat pants and a sweater when she came over,now she's in short shorts and small black T-shirt. We talked for a bit about how she was doing in school and all that stuff,I soon notice she kept getting closer to me,she got close enough fore to notice she's not wearing a bra. My cat jumped into my lap and laid there she starts to pet my cat and starts talking about her relationship with her bf,now I got bored but heard she hasn't had sex with him but only gives him a bj when they're alone,I start to get a hard on and I think that's what she was going for cause her hand was petting closely to my crotch than my cat. I tried to play it off and soon she had her hand on my crotch. "Would you like to know how good my hand feel?" She said in a very seductive way,I nodded and she unbuttoned and unzipped my pants. She starts to stroke my cock,her hands felt so soft,I saw her nipples get hard under her shirt and she caught me staring at them and took her shirt and soon got on her knee infront of me and put my cock between them. "Do you like my tits? They are so big everyone stares at them in school." Omg her tits felt so good,the softness and the warmth of them made me cum on them. I was still hard,mainly cause I haven't jerked off in 3 days so I was backed up. She stood up and turned around then slowly pulled her shirts down to show a purple thing with a heart shaped opening in the back of it. We started to fuck on my couch her tits kept bouncing up and down,I suck on them as we fucked her got a bit louder,about 25-40mins of messing around she decides to go home and leaves her thong. The next day after I get home I got a picture sent to me of her tits,and a text that said "You should come over here one day,I'm always home alone."

I go over a few times a week while her parents go out,she loves to mess around on their bed.

Yesterday I cooked food for my mom, bought her flowers and watched a movie with her. All in all, a nice evening.

Today im jerking off to porn images and videos that looks like her, wishing I could see a stranger absolutely dominate her.. 

being a bored wife and mother. i am always horny so i like to spend a lot of the day slowly playing with myself. sometimes, when when I'm ready to cum i get the nearest thing to me and fuck myself with it until i cum. sometimes it is corn on the cob, cucumber , frozen sausage cold beer bottle. and i nearly cum again when i watch my hubby and his friends eating and drinking their pussy soaked food and drinks saying how nice it all tastes. ;)

I confess that precisely one hour from the time I post this I will commit suicide. I have a plan and have made all necessary arrangements to ensure its successful execution and to ensure that my financial affairs are in order and the information is organized and accessible to my designated executor.

The events that lead to my decision have been several years in the making, and have been recurring relentlessly. I simply can no longer live with things as they are, and am powerless to alter them.

I have tried self-medicating with an assortment of street drugs, including tina and smack, alcohol to the point of routinely completing a fifth of vodka a day, and, of course, a variety of prescription narcotics, such as oxycodone, hydrocodone, oxycontin, fentanyl, demerol, MS Contin and a variety of others. Some were prescribed to me but most I purchased illegally from connections I have or, in the past, the Silk Road.

What has lead me to this point, you ask? It's complicated. I've sought help from a number of professionals, to no avail. They all told me my distress is in my head and not real. I've confided in friends, only to be judged and ridiculed. I got a therapy dog but it ran away and I can't find him. I'm out of options, and no longer have the will or energy to go on, or the motivation to seek further help.

Simply put, I am killing myself because of all the GODDAMNED, MOTHERFUCKING, BULLSHIT, CAPTIONS THAT FUCKING RETARDS ON THIS SITE UPLOAD. THOSE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS TAKE PERFECTLY GOOD PORN AND FUCKING RUIN IT BY TURNING IT INTO INCREDIBLY STUPID RETARD FOOD. THESE FUCKING FAGGOT TURDS THINK THEY ARE FUNNY AND CLEVER, AND COMING UP WITH ORIGINAL AND EROTIC SHIT THAT WILL TURN DUDES ON, BUT THEY AREN'T. THEY ARE ONLY DISPLAYING THEIR OWN FUCKING RETARDEDNESS. FUCK YOU, YOU COCKSUCKING, CAT SHIT-EATING FAGGOTS!

So that's my story. Soon I'll be headless and slumped over my bed in the beautiful Waldorf-Astoria hotel in midtown Manhattan. The maid, Esmerelda, is Mexican, of course, and I confirmed with her that she will be working my floor tomorrow. Poor girl. She's not hot, but she's very fuckable from behind. I would've raped her and gone out in style, but she was very nice to me, and I'm not that much of a dick.

Fuck you all and farewell

So theres this girl that works at one of the food places in town, shes a redhead with long hair, nice body, prob a c cup and an ass to die for. Not sure if shes 18 or not. Was wondering if you fellas had any suggestions for finding that out without creeping her away. Im gonna try to sneak some pics. Shes literally always wearing yoga pants.

Restaurant etiquette

After having worked in and patronized restaurants for many years, I've noticed a decay in the behavior considered to be "acceptable." As a result, I've decided to outline what is included in proper restaurant etiquette for those ill-informed individuals who continually bend the boundaries.

SERVICE INTERACTION:
-When your server greets you and asks how you are, "coke" is not an acceptable answer. Servers are people too, and by asking how you are, a waiter is simply attempting to engage. Be human. Answer.
- Waiters and waitresses are not less intelligent than you because of where they work. Many times, they are college students who are extremely intellectual. As a result, they are well aware of your assonance. Don't make yourself look like and idiot. Be kind.
-If your food has been poorly prepared, then please, by all means, send it back. But, if you forgot to specify something or if you just don't like what you chose, it is not the responsibility of the waiter or waitress to make your mistake correct.

TIPPING:
- TIPPING IS NOT OPTIONAL. Period. Generally speaking servers make far less than minimum wage and depend on your gratuity for their income. If you don't tip, your are thieving the services you have received. You cannot choose weather or not to pay for something you have purchased, and would not expect to leave the supermarket without paying. So, pay for the service you have received. *Additionally, most servers tip busboys and other staff based on their nightly sales. As a result, your presence at a table will cost a server money. This means if you do not leave a tip, you are literally stealing from the person who served you- they will still have to pay money for your check.
-Acceptable tipping rates include: 15% or your check (before discounts) for standard service, and 20% for good service. Occasionally, for excellent service, you may decide to leave more. You should never leave less than these amounts unless you have a serious complaint with the service you received.
-Factors that should not negatively influence the amount of tip you leave include: the quality or quantity of food, the condition of the restaurant, weather or not you liked your food, how much your bill amounted to, or atmosphere. Servers cannot control these things. It's not their fault if you don't like your burger.
-If you stay at a table for an extended period of time, you should increase the amount of tip you leave. Servers make their money by serving tables. So, if you are occupying a table for an extended period of time, you are preventing them from making money. Tip appropriately.
-If you can't afford to tip, get take-out. Most restaurants offer this option. Times are tough for everyone, including the servers.

GENERAL BEHAVIOR:
-Talking loudly on your cell phone is disruptive to other patrons. Your call is not more important than other people's enjoyment.
-If there is a wait to be seated, you must wait to be seated. This is a lesson of kindergarten. You cannot cut in line simply because you "don't feel like waiting," or because you "have somewhere to be." Everyone else feels the same way you do.
-Noise levels should be kept to an appropriate indoor level for a public place.
-Profanity is disruptive. Avoid it.
-Vulgar stories should be shared at a low volume.
-Feel free to share positive experiences with staff along with negative ones. It is nice to hear good things, too.
-PAY YOUR CHECK. Restaurants remember you, and stealing is stealing.

I hope this information is helpful, and will promote good behavior.