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25 Dec 2011 1:26PM
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I prepared quite a feast this year for Christmas. My wife, younger daughter, and niece were here. Even my older daughter came in from college too. The fireplace was roaring, music was on, laughter, fun, parade then game on TV, and food was on the table. This year, I added a bit of Soma 350mg to the quite delicious mashed potatoes and gravy which everyone tried a heaping helping to the point it was gone. While everyone was completely passed out, blaming it on the turkey, I took the liberty of fucking my niece with long SLOW strokes (who waxes btw, didn't know that) and going down on my eldest daughter who smelled of strawberry spray. She tasted better than I had imagined and honestly I don't know why I hadn't done this before.

Tip: Don't do them in the ass because they will know when they wake up. The turkey might be a good excuse for being so tired but, won't cause your ass to be sore from a LARGE cock that went inside it and came.

And no, I didn't take a photo or video as I was TOO BUSY FUCKING.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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25 Dec 2011 4:31PM

Cool. Story. Bro.

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25 Dec 2011 4:37PM

Now I don't have a pussy, but even though it's not the same thing as an ass I'd still imagine that I'd know if something had been in it while I was passed out.

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25 Dec 2011 9:53PM

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshiiiiiiiiiit

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26 Dec 2011 12:22AM

1. 350mg of Soma compound will NOT cause 4 people to "fall asleep", nor will that amount cause more than a bad case of the yawns in any 1 of those mentioned.
2. Even if 1 had fallen asleep, they would have awoken while being fucked/or eaten on the amount you gave.
3. In conclusion: EPIC FAIL ASSHOLE.

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26 Dec 2011 12:27AM

Previous poster is right. 350mg of Soma will barely make the average person drowsy. But this story sure is causing me to nod off. Yawn.

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26 Dec 2011 1:52AM

Dumbass.. what parade is on Christmas? This at best is a Thanksgiving fantasy..

FAIL

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26 Dec 2011 10:15PM

@ shellykisses. How about the Walt Disney World Christmas day parade ? As far as being a "Sexual Intellectual" (fucking know it all) you suck. Fail Fag.

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26 Dec 2011 11:58PM

You all should have known it was a farce when it began with this "man" preparing Christmas dinner. Why would a man possibly set foot in a kitchen with so many women in the house?

DUH!

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27 Dec 2011 12:23AM

good shit man XD

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