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10 Apr 2012 8:02PM
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I confess, I am not an FBI agent and I am not tracking any of you perverts down.

That, and I like trannys.

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found my real estate agent on here lol

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03 Oct 2013 3:54AM
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I'm fucking pissed. I just found out that this US Marine that I've chatted with got arrested in a sting operation for soliciting sex with minors. We both have profiles on a site similar to this one and that's where we chatted. He wasn't too bright, obviously, but he was a sweet kid who is just a horny sexual libertine.

Some fucking douchebag Homeland Security agent created a fake profile on the site, told my Marine friend that he had a son and a daughter who he was raising as cumsults who loved to suck their daddy's cock and invited the Marine to come visit and join in. This poor, dumb kid thought he'd struck gold and had met a real father who was head of a sex-positive household and just wanted to join in the fun.

What the fuck is Homeland Security doing running pedo stings, anyway? Have the smelly foreigners from the part of the world where bedsheets pass as casual wear been so lacks in their attempts to kill Americans that Homeland Security are now the small town cops who hand out traffic tickets for trumped-up violations like they're goddamn Jehovah's Witness Watchtower pamphlets because they have nothing better to do? Last time I checked, the purpose of Homeland Security was to keep the camel jockies from committing acts of terror . . . NOT ARRESTING HORNY U.S. MARINES FOR TRYING TO GET THEIR DICKS WET!!!!

That poor boy's life is over.

Bastard fucking Puritanical cunt-sniffing Pat Robertson's-dusty-old-butthole-licking addlepated fart-huffing ignorant ass-backward mosquito-raping dickless fuck-face shit-eaters!!! It makes me wish there was a god, so that the judgmental, unethical twat-wrinkles that support this unjust justice system could rot in Hell for eternity, getting ass-raped by sperm whales.

Fuck You, Dickworms! Fuck you in your fat, fucking assholes!!!

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31 Jul 2012 5:10PM
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Something for you Motherfag (k i d d i e s) on the boards to think about;


The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies
A sends:
The Gentleperson's Guide To Forum Spies (spooks, feds, etc.)

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1. COINTELPRO Techniques for dilution, misdirection and control of a internet forum
2. Twenty-Five Rules of Disinformation
3. Eight Traits of the Disinformation list
4. How to Spot a Spy (Counterproof Agent)
5. Seventeen Techniques for Truth Suppression

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Hello all,

Please forgive my poor writing as i have never been good at it.

This happened a few days ago and has sense then peaked my interest in sounding rods as i know know what there called. Please forgive my stating wands as that was not correct.

I had an injury years ago, and it caused a urethral stricture, and it has slowly gotten tighter, and I was having problems urinating. So off to the urologist, after he scoped it and said that it would have to have the scar tissue pulled apart, I set up a date to have it done. So at my appointment, I am lying naked except for a thin sheet waiting on the doctor when the nurse came in, she said she would be doing the procedure and started preparing everything she would need. So here I am staring at these slender wands that slowly get bigger at the base thinking oh shit I want out of here.

She chatted with me as she got everything in order, and I found out she is in her last year at UF and had worked with the doctor for several years. So the first thing she does is insert a syringe with a numbing agent into my penis, and she is looking around for something and says I forgot the clamp to keep the (whatever the name of the stuff was) from being pushed out. She asked me if I want to have her get a clamp and start over or hold it closed. I say I can hold it as I was getting a bit embarrassed about it. She could not allow me because my hands weren't sterile, and she did not mind keeping it closed for the time it took to work.

Now here I am lying on this cold ass table with a slightly chubby but attractive girl holding my penis right under the head, she kept chatting with me like it was nothing unusual. Hence, I felt better and started to relax and daydreamed the typical nurse-patient porn scene, big mistake as I started to get aroused and could not stop getting an erection. She states that it should be numb now and not worry about it. She then slowly released the grip she had right under the head of my penis, The numbing agent she put in me came out, it looked like I was cumming I was so embarrassed I could not even look at her. She said, don't be ashamed about having an erection as it happens and not anything she has not seen before. She lubed the first wand up was explaining what she was doing as it was slowly sliding it down inside me.

I did not feel much of anything at first as my penis felt numbed pretty well. Watching disbelievingly as the nurse insert the wand into my penis much deeper than I could have believed it would go. I could felt it deep inside me, and It was a strange feeling that is hard to describe.

As she slowly backed the wand out and then slid it six times before pulling it out and reaching for the next size wand. She then repeated what she had done. She reached for the last one in the line, saying she believed that the others would not be needed.

She carefully lubed it up, inserted some lube in the tip of my penis, and started to slide it down slowly. She said if I felt any pain tell her, and she would move down to the smaller wand. I felt it going down inside me, and there was no pain but a strange sensation of having a full bladder and needing to pee. Her hand is wrapped around my shaft holding me tight as she guides it down inside me, she asked if I was ok as I was wiggling a little and I told her it was ok it just felt strange, she asked if I was in pain and I said I am not sure how to reply, but it was not hurting.

As it got deeper, it felt good. But when the nurse started to withdraw the wand out, it was terrific. She started slowly sliding it in and out of me, saying the scar tissue should have separated by now, I felt like I was getting close to cumming and tried to bear down hard on myself so it would not happen. That caused her to pull the wand out quickly, guessing she had hurt me. That did it when it came out of my penis. I came so hard I thought I would not stop.
Mortified, I did not know what to do as here she is holding my pulsing shaft while cum is blasted all over and slid down my shaft onto her glove. And I can not be sure, but I swear she squeezed my shaft and pumped me a couple of times to get the cum out before starting to clean me up. We both acted like it never happened, She left, and I got dressed then the doctor came in, wrote me a script and told me how to care for myself for a couple of days until it had time to heal.

I have to have this done several times and wear a catheter after a few weeks to keep it open until it heals open larger than before. As I left, the nurse walked by and said she would see me at my next appointment and gave me a big smile and a wink.

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I once murdered a prostitute, but that's alright, coz I got one of the p********ial Secret Service agents in charge of my safety to get rid of the body, so my constituents will never know of this.
Take care, y'all, and don't forget to vote for me !

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14 Jul 2014 3:13PM
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ea gata como que faz pra te conhecer e depois agente fazer um sexo bem gostoso

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If I'm jerking off when my phone rings I answer it, but I don't stop jerking. I've jerked while talking to a real-estate agent, both of my parents, my sister-in-law and my doctor. I love to cum while they're still on the line.

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My insurance agent needs to be tied up and fucked

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27 Mar 2017 4:52PM
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So everyone is asking about Mardi Gras, so I figured I'd just post it here rather than tell it 1000 times in chat.

Hubby and me are lucky enough to have friends that live near the French Quarter, and we go stay with them sometimes. My friend Kara's dad lives down there too, so we have places to stay without messing with parking and hotels.

So we went down there and met up with our friends. After a while I called Kara, and after a short Uber drive, we met up and started drinking.
After a bit, we met back up with hubs and them near Lee Circle where they had a nice spot to watch Endymion roll. Kara kept leaving and disappearing into the crowd. Shortly before the parade arrived she told me to follow her. I told hubs we were going to find a bathroom and let her lead me away. We headed up St. Charles for a ways before she brought us to 4 guys who had a prime spot. Balcony overlooking St. Charles.
Come to find out, one of the guys was a real estate guy and had access to the second floor. The office was empty, and had no power but these guys had a nice set up. Kara waves to them from the street, flashes her tits and says, "we can go up, but you gotta flash."
No problem I thought. I flashed, a bunch of guys near me grabbed and felt, and they motioned for us to come up.

So we watched the parade with these guys. They were pretty much all over us. Between making out, one asked me who I was here with, told him my husband and his friends. He stopped laughed and told me that was hot. The parade ends, and I text hubby and tell him that me and Kara are going to her dads and that I'd call him later.
Before he responds I turned my phone off.
One of the guys asks if we want to chill with them at their place. Kara and I are both like of course.

One guy in particular had my attention. He was the brother of the real estate agent. Simon was his name. Tall black guy. Solid, but not in a body builder way, just big. I had felt his dick though his shorts a few times and was hoping I'd get a chance at it.

So we leave, pile up in hone of their SUVs, and we turtle our way uptown. The whole way, I have my mouth on Simon, rubbing his cock though his shorts, letting him feel me. Kara is doing the same with her guy (Lets call him Max, idr anyone elses names). We park in front of the building, and we head inside. Im almost fucking him in the elevator, his brother and Max and the other guy (Mike) are all making comments.

We go inside the apartment, and Kara heads straight into a room with max and the Agent. Im left in the living room with Simon and Mike. Simon is on the couch, and Im on top of him, I look over and Mike is watching, beer in his hand. Mike tells us his room has a bed. We quickly relocate.
Mike hops on the bed and pulls his cock out. I pull my shirt off, and bend over and start blowing him while Simon undoes my bra.
Then my jeans, and I get on the bed, hands and knees. I feel Simon spread my cheeks and then his tongue, right on my ass. I moan.
Mike puts his hands on my head, and starts forcing my head down. I start to gag, and he lets up. To encourage him, I force as much of him in my mouth, gagging, showing him I want to choke. Simon is eating my ass, while I gag on Mikes cock. Hes nice and thick, not long, just right.
With my spit now covering his cock and running down it in great gobs, I pull him out, slap my face and then work down to his balls.

Simon stops eating me and says that he doesn't have any rubbers. I feel his cock head resting on my ass. I stop and turn back to him. "I don't care. Just fuck me." He pulls back and i feel him at my pussy. I arch my back a little, giving him better access. Im soaking wet, and he slides in with ease. I start my kegels right away.
"Fuuuuck" he says, feeling my cunt grab his dick.

Across the wall I can hear Kara yelling and the bed moving. Shes getting fucked too.

Mike tenses up, and I can tell hes going to nut. I hold on to his cock. I want to taste him. I feel the first pulse and I start swallowing. Jet after jet. He finally pushes me off, and except of a small dribble, I swallowed it all. I can still taste him, in the back of my throat. He wipes his cock on me and move off the bed, giving Simon and me a chance to change positions. Its missionary now, Simon has my legs open and hes pounding the fuck out of me. We are laying across the bed and my head is almost off.
I see the light from the doorway darken and I am aware of someone coming in. For a second I think its Mike, but he come up to my head, and his cock is white. Clearly not Mike, this is Max. His cock is wet, and soft, I take him in my mouth and can taste Kara. I moan more, sucking gleefully. He moves forwards and Im licking his balls, stroking his cock. Simon is still pounding me, im getting close.
Max moves up more. He wants to be rimmed.
Not the best time for it, but Im drunk and too turned on to care. I start eating his ass. I hear Kara fucking again.
My climax sneaks up on me. Suddenly Im there, cumming all over Simons cock, I feel the wetness spread and hear the slapping sound of his poundings get wetter. He keeps pounding.
I return to Maxs cock, sucking him, wanting to get him hard again.
Slowly, I feel him starting to stiffen.
I hear Simon. "Im going to cum."
I tell him to cum in me. "Make me a whore."
With a moan and a final pound, he plunges into me, cumming inside me. A few short strokes later, he pulls out.
He gets up, and I return my attention to Max. Rapidly getting harder, he leaves my mouth and takes up simons position between my legs. I feel him press his cock head against my cunt and move it up and down. The last inch grows hard and he plunges into my already fucked pussy.

My cunt is on fire. I need to cum again. Im in the middle of a gangbang, and I feel like im made of electricity. I am aware of another cock in my face. It's simon.
"Clean me, whore." I take him into my mouth. I am vaguely aware that hes holding a phone. I dont care.

I slurp him clean while Max fucks me. He stops. I look to him. "Anal?" he says? I nod, returning to Simons cock.
He lifts my legs up on his shoulders and I feel him pressing against my asshole. I am slick with Simons cum and my own wetness. I push out, and I feel him pop in. He starts slowly, but picks up speed.

I take him. I take his cum as well. Finished, Max says something about a beer. Simon pulls his cock from my mouth and they step into the living room.

I am laying there. I see the light from the door darken. Its Kara. Naked. Hair a mess. I look at her and she just walks to me, and without a word starts kissing me. We are like animals. We both know how bad the other needs to cum. Her fingers find my pussy. Mine find hers.
We lay on the bed. She stops, and dives between my legs. "You slut," I hear her say.
Kara knows how to get me off with her mouth and it doesnt take her long.
Soon im returning the favor. Eating her cummy pussy, and rimming her.
The boys soon returned. I have no idea what the rotation was after that, with us all in the room, but I took every cock at least once.

The next morning, I arose. I woke Kara, and hit an Uber. I called hubby. Told him that I was just leaving Karas and I passed out. Looking back, there might have been something in his voice.
We arrived. I jumped in the shower.
I get out.
I walk out. Kara is gone. Its just Hubby.
He has my phone in his hand.
He called Karas dad. We were never there. He went though my phone, and there was a video. Me sucking a cock.
The video Simon took was with my phone.

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22 Nov 2011 7:44PM
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I confess that I find this very ironic..."Like Motherless? Fight internet censorship! stopcensorship.org and demandprogress.org." especially considering this website is patrolled by Government shills, FBI Agents, Police Officers, and Entrapment Coordinators who are baiting you to break the law so they can ride the glory of reporting it and attaining an arrest to their belt.

For a website that is all for stopping censorship and demanding progress, quite ironic, you sure do a lot of yanking of posts which violate either your loose Terms of Service or even a Mod's "political/personal beliefs or agenda."

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02 May 2019 9:32PM
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My wife is a high end real estate agent. Sometimes she shows clients more than just the house.

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An elderly man approached me at work.

“Are you working this event out here?,” he asked while pointing to our banquet hall and terrace.

I said yes.

He gave me 30 dollars.

“Thank you, Sir!,” I said. “That is very generous of you!”

The man then tipped the cook also. [Cooks don’t often get tipped.]

I said to the elderly man, “You had me scared there for a bit. Cause we don’t have everything perfectly set up yet.”

He laughed. “They’re still people on the 10th hole. They’re not going to be here for a while.”

By this time I had fully recognized the wonderful old man. He has a pattern.

Four years ago he did the same thing. And I’m like “Who tips a server 30 dollars BEFORE they start working?”

He does this every year.

He then began running the event giving out loads of prizes for good golf games, raffle tickets etc. It went well. Lots of laughs and cheering and drinking.

Several club members whom I knew thanked me. Good guys. I felt good. Felt very nice. But it didn’t really feel like work. I enjoyed being part of it.

I made much more money as a CPA battling IRS agents. But I wasn’t happy. Too stressful.

I asked a co worker if the older man tipped her.

"No," she said.

I took out my wallet so that i could split with her.

She said "It's not a big deal."

I said "It is a big deal. I like working with you. We share." She's a wonderful young adult. I'm grateful to work with good people like her.

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27 Jul 2017 5:39AM
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Here's the question that people aren't asking yet but they need to very soon.

What state secrets is Trump sharing with his masters in Moscow? Info about our military, cyber security, info about the US power grid, CIA agents, informants, our nuclear sub fleet? The pervert p******** is owned by Putin and Russian banks. The level of damage he could be doing is almost unimaginable and may be irreversible.

Prediction: Trump is going to find some excuse to fire AG Sessions. Then he will appoint a puppet to the position and instruct the puppet to fire Special Counsel Mueller. If the Republicans continue to put party before nation they'll let him get away with it. Can it be any more obvious that Trump is guilty as sin as it relates to Russia. The investigators need to follow the money.

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05 Aug 2012 11:26PM
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there was this milf,agent 69 i guess,who flashes in public restaurants,hotels etc i was used to see a lot of her vids,anyone have something of her?

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25 Oct 2011 8:12PM
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The Texas Work Force Department suspected a rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... to the half-wit," said the agent.

The rancher replied, "that would be me."

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04 Oct 2013 4:46PM
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There's always that moment of acknowledgement between an undercover agent and his whore. That instant when she realizes his power, and she looks at him and he looks at her, and she pleads with her eyes. She begs for mercy, for her life. And he has a split second to decide: To save her, well that's great. He could give her her life back, give her back to her family and friends, the people that love her. But to kill her... That's something different. To remove her from this earth, to take away the thing that most value above all: Her life. Now that's real power.

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15 May 2012 2:14AM
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I do believe America needs to relearn these words.
http://dictionary.reference.com

Democracy:
noun, plural de�moc�ra�cies.
1. government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system.
2. a state having such a form of government: The United States and Canada are democracies.
3. a state of society characterized by formal equality of rights and privileges.
4. political or social equality; democratic spirit.
5. the common people of a community as distinguished from any privileged class; the common people with respect to their political power.

Socialism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
2. procedure or practice in accordance with this theory.
3. (in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.

Communism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
2. ( often initial capital letter ) a system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
3. ( initial capital letter ) the principles and practices of the Communist party.
4. communalism.

Fascism
noun
1. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
2. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) the philosophy, principles, or methods of fascism.
3. ( initial capital letter ) a fascist movement, especially the one established by Mussolini in Italy 1922�43.


Learn anything yet? Like how social equality (Health care for all, gay mariage) is democracy?
Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.

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Yeah let's get some bonding agent on that. Would hate to just let her stay all gummy like that. Thanks granny, can't wait to meet all your friends back at the old folks home. We're going to have such A good old time together, what do you think?

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13 Apr 2022 10:20AM
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Wonder how many other real estate agents will end up giving head to make a large sale?

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31 Oct 2023 10:32AM
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My wife's photos been approved by a casting agent. They want her in for a fully nude shoot. They said she should prepare for any eventuality. What may happen as she wants to do this alone? 

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LMAO

Published On: Jul 09 2012

A Michigan man is facing federal charges for allegedly arranging to have sex with a 15-year-old at a casino across the border in Canada.

A complaint filed in Unites States District Court in Detroit against Carlos Roy Castaneda, states Castaneda corresponded for days with an undercover Department of Homeland security agent to plan an arranged sexual encounter with who Castaneda thought was a teen girl.

The complaint states that the undercover agent found an ad in June posted by Castaneda on the website motherless.com say he wanted to have sexual relations with someone of �any age.�

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She teases the wrong gentle lover.just be patient...he is gentle and calm as kittens in love,I'm not sexually attracted to him,our bodies Are not compatible,things don't fit and they hurt,can I get a new agent of lust

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31 Dec 2013 1:36AM
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Hello forum users, my name is Agent Beechcroft and I work with the National Sanitation Syndicate of Safety. I am issuing a wide web warning to you all to remind you to wash your hands after every restroom visit, sexual encounter, outdoor working, and handling of monies. Should you choose to sink the depths of depravity and use a public restroom, it is imperative that immediately submerge your hands in 99% alcohol proof hand sanitizer.

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21 Jul 2021 8:10PM
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Hope this don’t break any rules and get deleted cause it’s the only place I can think of posting this.

So a DnD game im in got twisted and really dirty in our recent session and for the first time ever, the DM decided to negate and forget that session and events and the next time we met we restarted from where the previous one had ended. I know that’s a big “no no” and like something you’re not supposed to do but it was like a unanimous, unspoken agreement between the DM and all the players that it was what’s best. we had to forget what we did.

So im new to DnD anyway and this was my first game. Out party was made up of a black male human ranger, a female elf bard, a nonbinary dragondorn fighter, and 2 dwarfs(a father and daughter); he was a sorcerer and she was a cleric. An unofficial member of our party was also an NPC who used to be the DMs player character and who they always like to insert for fun. She was a tiefling rogue and sort of an agent of chaos; she always popped in and out of the story and was both a friend who helped us but also would scam or steal from us and leave us with trouble she started. At one point we met up with her again and she managed to haggle for a luxurious enclosed wagon cart for us to have while we were heading to deliver an important artifact. As it was nighttime and pouring out, we enchanted the horses to know where to go so we could all stay inside, chilling and getting wasted.

There was a cloaked hitchhiker on the side of the road and the tiefling convinced us to give them a ride. They turned out to be a pretty female drow druid looking to stay under the radar; we said we’d drop her at a sketchy town we would pass on the way to the city we were going to. We found out much later that the drow was actually a friend of the tiefling and this was planned; they would drug us and swap the artifact with a fake for them to sell. Unfortunately, the tielfling failed a slight of hand check and a dexterity check and this resulted in the vial of drugs being dropped and shattering, exposing everyone to a lot of it. The huge dose meant the constitution saving throw was high and no one made it so we were all affected and basically the whole group devolved into a wild orgy.

Everyone at the table felt weird and we decided to try to possibly roleplay through it and things got intense really fast. At first all the party focused their sudden lust and physical attention on the tiefling and drow; stripping, groping and playing with their bodies. Just one big multicolored mass of writhing naked bodies against each other. The dwarf daughter started fucking herself with the handle of her holy Warhammer, an honored family heirloom. After that it just turned into a perverse free for all; the dragonborn and human were DPing the tiefling, the drow was rimming the elf, who was making out with the dwarf daughter who was currently being fucked by her father. Then it switched to the dragonborn fucking the dwarf daughter, the human fucking the drow and the tielfing and elf spit swapping while the dwarf dad watched and jacked off before fucking the elf. The dragonborn and dwarf daughter also hate each other so they were rage fucking a lot; he kept fucking her in the ass because he knew she hated it. After some more details, like the drow, dwarf and elf all making out together as they watched the three males gangbang the tiefling(as they all had previously had crushes on her), everyone at the table got uncomfortable and we stopped and skipped ahead.

We all had to roleplay the shame and awkwardness of the next morning and time after that, also learning of the two women’s plan; we grudgingly forgive the tiefling but we took the drow prisoner and made her our servant and to do errands and shit for us or we turn her in. We delivered the artifact, did a few more odds and ends then near the end of the session the DM skips ahead a few weeks. We visit a medical facility and learn that; the dragonborn got the tiefling and the dwarf daughter pregnant, the human got the drow pregnant and the dwarf father got the elf pregnant. We also learn that the whole party also now has an STD but we don’t know from who.

We end the session and all agree this was a mistake and went too far; we would never bring it up again act like it didn’t happen and we started from the end of the previous session the next time we met. We played things differently that time around; we avoided meeting up with the tiefling and so we have a longer, shittier ride to our destination. We cross paths with the drow again but ignore her but because she thinks the tiefling has betrayed her she attacks us. We beat her and again made her our bitch and continued on normally. it made for an awkward reuninon when we ran into the tiefling again. Oh, we also found out after the original session that it was the elf that gave us all crabs, since bards fuck everyone and everything.

Because I was the dragonborn character and he still hates the dwarf, and me and her player actually don’t like each other in real life, I still took advantage of a scenario where she got drunk; he convinced her to do a striptease on the bar and fucked her afterwards. He also got her hypnotized so that every night she would put her holy medallion up her ass like a buttplug, wear the symbol of the god that’s the enemy of hers and walk the streets in a tooth floss bikini. It pissed her off sooooo much lol

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Former 'That ‘70s Show' star Lisa Robin Kelly dead at 43

Former That ‘70s Show star Lisa Robin Kelly has died, according to her agent.

As reported by TMZ, Kelly, 43, passed away in her sleep on Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

“Lisa had voluntarily checked herself into a treatment facility early this week where she was battling the addiction problems that have plagued her these past few years,” said her agent Craig Wyckoff.

Born in Southington, Conn., the blonde actress had lead a troubled existence once That ‘70s Show went off the air in 2006.

In August 2010, Kelly was arrested in North Carolina for driving under the influence, for which she plead guilty and was sentenced to 12 months of unsupervised probation.

In March 2012, Kelly was arrested in Los Angeles on a felony charge of corporal injury upon a spouse following claims that she beat up an ex-boyfriend. The L.A. district attorney later declined to prosecute.

In November, 2012, Kelly and her 61-year-old husband Robert Gilliam were both arrested and charged with assault following a disturbance at their home in Mooresville, North Carolina. Both were released on bond.

And two months ago, Kelly was arrested again when California Highway Patrol responded to a call regarding a parked car blocking a freeway lane. Kelly failed the field sobriety test and was charged with DUI.

On That ‘70s Show, Kelly played Laurie, the promiscuous older sister of main character Eric Forman (Topher Grace). She left the show after five seasons with the explanation that her character was attending beauty school. The Laurie character was replaced by actress Christina Moore for the show’s sixth season.

In an interview with ABC News, Kelly said she left the series to deal with her personal issues. “With That ‘70s Show, I was guilty of a drinking problem, and I ran,” she said.

Sources told TMZ that Kelly had been in and out of rehab centers in recent years in an attempt to kick her alcohol problem.

Kelly recently fell off the wagon following a dispute with her estranged husband, Gilliam, who was arrested for assaulting her in May, 2013. Gilliam was convicted of domestic battery last month and sentenced to three years probation.

According to her agent, Kelly was attempting to restart her career when she passed away.

“I spoke to her on Monday and she was hopeful and confident and looking forward to putting this part of her life behind her,” said Wyckoff. “[On Wednesday] night she lost the battle.”

The official cause of Kelly’s death has not been announced.

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"I'm just a stupid stupid stupid motherless.com user," He said.

When FBI officials raided the house of a man suspected of possessing child pornography, they found him standing over his hard drive having stabbed it to death with a samurai sword... or so he thought.

As far as methods to keep your digital information from falling into the wrong hands, stabbing your hard drive with a samurai sword is definitely a dramatic solution, if not necessarily a practical one. Nonetheless, it was the solution chosen by a man desperate to stop the FBI from seizing his computer as part of a child porn operation� not that it had much effect.

According to the official FBI report, when officials went to question Kamil Mezalka about an estimated 4,000 files of suspected underage pornography connected to his account on a file-sharing network, there was no answer at the door. Following what�s euphemistically called �a mechanical breach of the door,� officers discovered him in his underwear, apparently attempting to remove a two-handed samurai sword he had just plunged into his computer. �More commands were given for Mezalka to drop the samurai sword, all of which Mezalka ignored and refused to obey. Mezalka began to remove the samurai sword from the computer as the law enforcement officers advanced on him in order to secure him and eliminate any potential danger,� wrote the FBI agent in the official report of the event.

Unsurprisingly, Mezalka was quickly overpowered by officials and detained, agreeing to questioning after being offered clothing. He admitted to possession of images of girls aged 13-18, before being shown images from his hard drive � which had, impressively, survived its stabbing pretty much intact � that featured pornographic images of toddlers and invoking the right to counsel.

There are all manner of lessons to learn from this story, not least of which is the fact that the FBI apparently have no problem breaking into your house if they suspect that you really are home even when you don�t answer. More importantly, perhaps, is the lesson that hard drives are just like vampires, zombies or any other kind of undead monster in a horror movie: Just when you think they�re done, they�ll come back to life � even if you run a samurai sword right through the middle of it.

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Pauline The Slut - Part 38: Welcoming Linda
 
 

We were about to head for town when a taxi arrived with Linda. Linda was Anne's eldest daughter, 5ft 10 ins, blonde, former hockey player. She was now a model, appearing on the catwalks and in magazines. She had also recently had a small part in a movie and she was hoping to move into TV and film.  
 

"We're going into town" Debbie said "Do you want to come." 
 

"No, I've been travelling for the last 8 hours. I'm going to lie on the beach and relax." 
 

My husband and father looked at each other. My husband turned to me and told me I was to stay at home. The girls, my mother and Anne were all in the car as my husband got into the driving seat. Linda, my father, Donal and I remained in the house. 
 

My father showed Linda her room before coming back downstairs. He sat down and switched on the TV. Linda's room appeared on the screen. She was unpacking some of her things. She lay a pink bikini on the bed and put some toiletries in the bathroom. She then stripped off and headed for the shower. The screen switched to the shower. My father watched intently as she showered her lithe body.  
 

She turned the shower off and started to dry herself. Donal and my father got up and headed upstairs. I followed. When we got to her room I was told to strip. I was then handed a camera and told I was to film everything that happened. My father and Donal opened the door and went into Linda's room. She was sitting on the bed wrapped in a towel brushing her long blonde hair. 
  

 "What's going on" she said. Then she noticed me naked with the camera. "Aunt Pauline, why are you..." 
  

Her words were halted by my father ripping the towel from her body revealing all her nakedness to the camera. He and Donal grabbed her arms and dragged her up on the bed. She started to scream and kick out. Donal hit her hard across the face. She was dazed. 
 

As she recovered from the slap, the men took off their shirts and shorts. My father grabbed a handful of her hair and pushed her head towards his erect cock. 
 

"No"she screamed. "Aunt Pauline, do something." 

 

"Aunt Pauline is doing something. She's filming you. You want to be an actress don't you. Well if you don't fuck us good we're going to edit this film and send it to all the studios and agents. There'll only be one sort of film offer you'll get after that. Now suck slut." 
 

By now Donal was on top of her and between her legs, using his weight to subdue her struggling body. Her screams were now replaced by crying as he pushed into her cunt. My father was slapping her face with his cock. 
  

"Suck slut or I'll fuck your ass instead."  
 

By now Donal was moving in and out of her cunt. My father grabbed her nipple and pinched hard. She screamed as he continued to twist and pull. She eventually capitulated and took his cock in her mouth. He signalled to me to move around the bed so that I could capture the full scene. He grabbed the sides of her head and forced her down his cock before viciously pulling her head up and down. 
 

After several minutes, they swapped position with Donal now face fucking poor Linda while my father fucked her cunt. It wasn't long before my father was cumming followed by Donal. Linda swallowed his cum without any hesitation. 
 

They both got off the bed. Donal took the camera off me. "Get on the bed" he said.  
 

Linda looked on in terror as I got on the bed beside her "Kiss" 
 

I turned towards her and went to kiss her. She pulled away. My father grabbed her by the hair while his other hand went between her buttocks and he inserted a finger into her ass. She screeched as he pushed in and out and forced a second finger in. 
 

"Are you and your slut Aunt going to put on a show for us or do we both have to fuck your ass first." 
 

She was screaming loudly as he was preparing to push a third finger in. She turned towards me and opened her mouth. I bent down and we kissed. My father left the bed when he was satisfied that she would obey. 
 

For the next 30 minutes we put on a lesbian show, fingering and eating each others pussies. Occasionally she would hesitate and my father would threaten her before she would reluctantly give in.   
 

When we finished my father got on the bed and turned her around on her stomach. He spread her legs and positioned his cock at her asshole. She immediately started to struggle and kick out but he just pushed his weight down on top of her.  
 

Her scream filled the room as he pushed against her tight asshole. Her screaming continued as he fucked her hard. He let out a grunt as he came in her ass. When he got up Donal handed me the camera and took his place between Linda's legs. Her screams were now replaced by sobs. When he finished my father took the camera and ordered me to suck the cum from her asshole.  
 

By now she was completely defeated and there was no reaction when my tongue enter her hole. When they were satisfied I had cleaned out her asshole they then had Linda pose by herself in a range of obscene positions while they filmed and took photographs. By now she her spirit was broken and she obeyed without complaint.  
 
 As we left the room my father turned to her and said "We'll see you on the beach in 30 minutes and there's no need for a bikini. The sluts in this family don't wear them." 
 
 

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I have been a sexual king since i was a late teen, my reading of sex stories led me to know about the skills of eating cunt and fingering with precision and my aunt Zelvy refined my craft, teaching me and guiding me. Im a small guy only 5.4 but somehow i have a huge dick and i mean huge.
Im 11 plus and close to being as thick as a coke can and most times dont get fully hard like i am when i wake up in the morning.
Always seam to be half or two thirds hard. Until my aunt put half her hand up my ass during on of her car trip blowjobs and i blew ropes of cock snot all over the roof of her car. fast forward to me being 28 and she has become a wealthy real estate agent and has a cliff top home in San Fran.
We all get great gifts from her and a open invite to stay at anytime, I was working for GM and they needed me to launch a new marketing program in Cal so i decided to let the family know i was back in town and would love to catch up.
Get a DM from my aunt asking if i was well and did i want my cock sucked, " its been 9 years and id love to taste you again" ??????? i was shocked and instantly hard. Zelvy was now a perfecty shaped size 16 and not what i went for as far as girls go but the past had me almost begging for her, so yes please, ive missed you,
She didnt mess about after the family dinner, whispering in my ear that she wanted my cum inside her ass as my mum lit a few candles. My family noticed and warned me that Zelvy was an ICE user and to stay away. I chose to ignore this and arranged to leave early and get my cab driver take me to her stunning home.
I walked in the front door and was grabbed by the hair and slapped so hard i almost passed out.
Sweet kisses from my aunty as i wake and she tells me its time??? im naked and scared and this is way more than anything i have ever had.
Aunt Zelv asks me to trust her as im grabbed and ropped by many people to the table and things are pushed into my ass and left there. Zelvy kisses me as i awake from this past thought and asks if im ok and has she gone to far. I absolutely loose my shit at her and scream and blast as a ball is shoved in my mouth and im unable to make a sound as i feel my ass being fingered with cold lube and before i know it her face is next to mine as i feel my ass explode with pain, she asks how it feels, im screaming in pain as she licks my lips and my body shakes from cock being shoved into me.
The rape continues for what feels like hours but maybe only 10 mins before i cant breathe because im cumming so hard i almost pass out.
My ass is hurting but im lost, i cant reconcile how good it feels to be raped, my head is mush. Im a mess of pain and pleasure for the next few hours and have only flashes of memory. Two cocks funking my ass at once and Zelvy fisting me.
It was all a few weeks back and i know they used and abused me but i kinda liked it and kinda hate myself for it.
So confused now. Like Really confused.

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I confess that I have a friend with limited benefits. We don't have sex, but do other stuff from time to time. I really want to eat her out, but she is very agents doing it even tho she has never had it done to her as far as I know. When she was around 7, or maybe younger, a guy forced her to suck him so now she will never do any kind of oral. I don't know all the details, but he may have licked her then too so that's why she wont do ether. I want to know what I could say or do that may open her back up to at least letting me eat her once.

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Four things you didn't know about Martin Luther King

1. His name wasn't Martin Luther. It was Michael. It was decided Martin Luther had a more prominent ring to it, so he went by that. He never legally changed his name. To this day, he lived and died as Michael King.

2. While working on his dissertation for his doctoral degree at Boston University, he heavily plagiarized from another author who had done research on a subject similar to King's. As academic committee later found that over half of King's work was plagiarized, yet would not revoke his doctrine. King was dead by this time, and the committee ruled that revoking the title would serve no purpose. It was also discovered that King's famous I HAVE A DREAM speech was also not his own. He stole it from a sermon by Archibald Carey,a popular black preacher in the 1950's.

3. King was under FBI surveillance for several years (until he died) due to his ties with communist organizations throughout the country. King accepted money from the organizations to fund his movements. In return, King had to appoint communist leaders to run certain districts of his SCLC (Southern Christian Leadership Conference), who then could project their communist ideas to larger audiences. A federal judge in the 60's ruled that the FBI files on King links to communism to remain top-secret until 2027. Senator Jesse Helms appealed to the Supreme Court in 1983 to release the files, so the correct bill in the Senate to create the Martin Luther King Federal Holiday could be abolished. He was denied.

4. One of King's closest friends, Rev. Ralph Abernathy, wrote a book in 1989 in which he talked about King's obsession with white prostitutes. King would often use church donations to have drunken sex parties, where he would hire two to three white prostitutes, occasionally beating them brutally. This has also been reported by the FBI agents who monitored King. King was married with four children.

Martin Luther King Day. A day when this country will come to a screeching halt so we can have parades and memorials to honor this man, a man that most of the world views as a saint for his role in the civil rights movement. No other public holiday in the United States honors a single individual. Of all the great leaders in our Nation's history-none of them have their own holiday. All of our great war heroes share Memorial Day. All of our great p********s share p********'s Day. Yet king � a man who was a phony, a cheater, a traitor, and a sexual degenerate gets a day of his own.

FUCK MLK DAY--I'M GOING TO WORK

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Undercover agents used Motherless.com to arrange false underage sex date meeting in Canada:
http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2012/12/man_who_tried_to_travel_to_can.html

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I confess I just watch TNT's new TV series "Legends" starring Eddard Stark from Game of THrones so its fucking legendary. The plot and story revolves around him playing a CIA agent who plays make- believe characters to inflitrate the bad guys inner circle and there's lots of explosion and epic gun battles. It doesn't get stale as it's also a psychological mystery where Eddard is starting to lose grip on reality being in his characters too deep and too long at a time, he almost forgets himself. Shady Characters stalk him and tell him that his CIA occupation may only be one of his make believe characters too but when he starts to dig and have others help him, they are dying left and right and increasing his paranoia and confusion.
It's only been 2 epic episodes so far and I can't wait for the 3rd one this week.

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This cum dump thinks I'm a Hollywood agent and she is desperate to get into movies. How should I use her before I move onto the next one?

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Young girls or some dumb! All you got to do is make some fake business cards that says your a model agent, and give them some dumb hopes and they are will do anything!

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I am sure there has to be some model agents here, right? Looking to get daughter in to modeling. Any help?

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do you like my penis? yes, because you are a faggot. with pure antagonism, the free agent of capatalism

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i wanna be a TSA agent so i can feel up whomever i want and say i'm just doing my job

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if i was selling my house this is the real estate agent i would 'use'

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I work as a real estate agent. I have a collection of over 500 panties from the little girls rooms of various homes for sale over the last 5 years. I take them from the dirty clothes basket so they are nice and ripe smelling.

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http://articles.cnn.com/2010-12-03/justice/fbi.barbie.porn_1_child-pornography-doll-fbi-special-agent?_s=PM:CRIME

If you watch The Daily Show there was a humorous segment about the reporting on this from the different stations.

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I just finished reading a confession about a girl wanting to sell herself to get free hot tub time, you can check it out here: http://motherless.com/VAE648D6. Anyways, it got me so hot I decided to confess how much pleasure I get from thinking about selling myself as someones fuck toy as payment for simple things like a movie or meal. Right now I am wearing nothing but a collar and leash, legs spread with a thick dildo in my soaking pussy, fantasizing that the harder I fuck the more free movie tickets the ticket agent will give me when he is done with me. I want to be sold like a fuck toy.

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Here is an interesting article I picked up from the Drudge Report today.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/undercover-web-site-derailed-hosting-firm

The article mentions a cp sting agent using the user name of "otra". I checked here. Sure enough, there is user profile for a person calling himself otra.

http://motherless.com/m/otra

I wonder how many of you cp types got caught it otra's web here?

My recommendation for you cp types is suicide. You can't be fixed and you will get caught.

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I confess I am an estate agent and when I show places I sneak off looking for young girl's panties to sniff. It is such a thrill that I might get caught. I haven't taken any yet but there is such temptation.

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I wanna Hatefuck the following people:
Sarah Palin
Justin Bieber
Lynne Cheney(Dick has to watch)
Katie Perry
Snooki
Pete Wentz
This bitch I work with
Robert Pattinson
Paris Hilton
Taylor Swift
The Olson Twins
and that chick who plays the ATF agent on "Sons of Anarchy"

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I'm an FBI agent. My job isn't that sexy or exciting. Most of the time, I'm just an accountant with a gun.

My confession: whenever someone shows me a picture of a "UFO" that they've taken, I politely ask if there are any other copies, and I ask in a tone that usually makes people say "no" no matter what.

Then I inform them that they are required to give me the picture (of whatever blurry dot, frisbee, government aircraft, or bird in the sky they have). If it's a picture on their phone or digital camera, I order them to delete it.

I think it gives them a good story to tell and benefits other people's lives more than my normal work.

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What relationship does motherless have with law enforcement?
I imagine the DOJ would love the ip addresses, comment history and upload and favoriting history on this site. How often do they ask? How do you respond? Do you check for DOJ agents posing as subscribers when they are on a fishing trip?

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25 Apr 2011 12:57PM
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What relationship does motherless have with law enforcement?
I imagine the DOJ would love the ip addresses, comment history and upload and favoriting history on this site. How often do they ask? How do you respond? Do you check for DOJ agents posing as subscribers when they are on a fishing trip?

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02 May 2011 11:47PM
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Insurance agent bitch got a new boyfriend, hope he see's these

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Rent-to-Own PCs Watch Their Users Via Webcam?

If you rent a PC from Aaron's or another rent-to-own store, do not surf the Internet naked.

Brian and Crystal Byrd sued Aaron's, Inc. Monday, alleging that the Dell Inspiron laptop they purchased from Aaron's contained remote monitoring software that, they say, could have captured credit card numbers or personal pictures of the Casper, Wyoming couple or their 5-year-old son.

The lawsuit names Aaron's, an Aaron's franchisee, and Designerware, which developed the PC Rental Agent software that the suit alleges is permanently installed on computers rented by Aaron's.

PC Rental Agent ("Protect your RTO Computersa") is a remote-monitoring agent that allows PC rental companies to monitor all the activity on a rented PC, including taking pictures using the Webcam.

That isn't the only bad thing that happened to the Byrds in their dealings with the rent-to-own company. In the suit, the Byrds say they paid more than $1,200 in installments to buy the Inspiron, which ITWorld's Kevin Fogarty says retails for about $400.

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30 May 2011 10:57AM
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Ok, I gotta get this out before I puke it onto my nice carpeting. WTF is it with guys having a pic of a female as their profile pic? I'm not talking about the guys pretending to be women, that's a different can of worms, I'm talking about the ones listed as male but have a pic of a female for their avatar. WTF is that? And since I just mentioned it, WTF is wrong with you guys trying to pass yourselves off as women? I have nothing against gay men but I will say that if I ever caught one trying to pass himself off to me and I could make physical contact it would not be the kind of contact he would want. On the plus side for him he would not have to worry about getting that dick removed in a sex change after that. Also, guys like that give all gay men a bad rep. I think this is possibly why so many men are homophobic. Now for the fucktards of this site. People create specific groups here to make it easier to find specific material related to that particular group. Some of you assholes need to purchase a home lobotomy kit cuz the shit you got between your ears obviously isn't workin' for ya. One last rant before I leave it alone..... WTF is with all the holier than thous ranting and bitching about what's uploaded here? It's a simple concept people, if you do not like what is uploaded here, DO NOT USE THIS FUCKING SITE. There is a ton of shit uploaded on motherless that I either find distasteful or outright fucking disgusting. But part of the problem with this world is everyone trying to tell everyone else what they can and can't do. I will say that I do not advocate cp, but that being said, I'm not going to trash Motherless because some fuckwad uploads his twisted bullshit. Trust that some enforcement agent is going to trace it back to him and eventually his dumb ass will be going bubbye, but you cannot expect the mods here to catch everything or even try to. It says right on the home page that they are not responsible for the uploads here. You want the restrictions tightened up? Then you better be prepared to give up some of the freedoms here you enjoy as well, it's as simple as that. Ok, I'm done, rant over. Fuck y'all, kiss mah ass, and blow me. Back to the perversions for everyone.
William

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16 Oct 2011 6:22PM
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I'm just curious what happens to all the weed police seize in the US. I was just watching this new show called "Border Town" where police in Texas are fighting to stop the cartels from bringing drugs into the US.

It made me wonder what happens to all of that marijuana? They had like 2 tons.. seriously. A LOT.

I just read an article and it said the DEA is very secretive as to what they do and where they take the weed to destroy it. (for safety reasons)

Also I was wondering.. do they really destroy it.. would our Gov. in America be so corrupt as to re-sell it either to Mexico or high profile drug people in the US?

the only reason I could think of that happening is because cops/DEA agents will still be employed, citizens in the drug game will still be scamming, selling and killing each other over the drugs/money (so a bit of population control) (in that culture) and yeah... is it just a never ending cycle

just being curious.

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Couple behind 'crush videos' arrested in La Union
By Mike Frialde Updated August 5, 2011 - 12:00am

MANILA, Philippines - The Filipino couple allegedly behind the production and circulation of so-called “crush videos” has been arrested in La Union last Tuesday morning, the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) said yesterday.

According to PETA, suspects Dorma “Chita” Ridon and her husband Vicente were nabbed by agents of the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) in Burgos town.

The Ridons, PETA said, posted bail but are expected to face trial within the year for charges of child abuse and violation of the animal welfare law (Republic Act 8485).

PETA said additional charges of human trafficking and violation of the wildlife protection law are also being readied against the couple.

PETA said its hotline – 0999-888-PETA (7382) – was swamped with at least 200 calls after it announced a P100,000 reward for any information leading to the Ridons’ arrest.

The Ridons went into hiding shortly after media and other animal rights groups broke the story about their illegal activities.
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“Crush videos,” considered as sexual fetish, show young girls either clad in lingerie or bikini, crushing small animals with their boots or stiletto shoes.

These animals include dogs, cats, rabbits, monkeys, snakes, frogs or others that buyers of the “crush videos” would request.

In these “crush videos,” young girls are shown kicking dogs to death, stepping on the eyes of dogs with their stiletto heels, attacking dogs with hot flat irons, snipping off the ears of bunnies using a pair of shears and then setting the bunnies on fire. In one video shown by PETA to the media, a girl stepped on a puppy until blood came out of its mouth.

“The vicious disregard for the animal suffering shown in these sadistic videos must be severely punished,” said PETA Asia’s campaign manager Rochelle Regodon.

“This is a warning to anyone who would commit cruelty-to-animal crimes: the public takes it seriously and will do all it can to see justice served,” she added.

Regodon said the Ridons sold the videos to online clients from P500 to P1,000 per clip.

According to PETA, the girls shown in the Ridons’ “crush videos,” aged 12 to 18, originally worked as nannies for the couple’s children but were later enticed to perform in lewd videos.

“The girls were paid by the suspects to be filmed as they danced in their underwear. Later, they included the torture of small animals,” Regodon said.

“Crush videos,” according to PETA, started as a fad 10 years ago but are now declining in

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30 May 2012 2:01PM
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I confess that I applied to become a Federal Agent but they ran a background check and found out my parents were married. I was instantly disqualified.

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Hi all looking for advice seducing my mother

Randomly last week my mother invited me to go on holiday with her for a week she recently broke up with her bf and she could of picked anyone or gone by herself. whenever i mention this to her she always comes up with some vague barely justifiable answer,.

so this may not be weird so far so why do i think i could seduce her or that she may want to be seduced?

She is insisting that we get a room together even when i offer to pay more to get separate rooms she straight up says no not to mention she practically said several times to the travel agent "no i'm not sleeping with my son" when no one asked when no one even gave her a funny look

i had to tell her "dude no one is accusing you or saying anything chill out" so its clearly on her mind

so i'm i reading too much into this? or is this an opportunity? a week alone in the same room in a different country. Insect?

so please reply i would like a second opinion on this and some advice the holiday is in about 5 months i will keep all of you updated

Thanks

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31 Mar 2015 7:19AM
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Look at this fake agent...
Guy is bald fat... Small dick
Difficult getting hard...

FUCKS SO MANY GOOD GIRLS

SHIT

FUCK MY LIVE

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18 Feb 2013 10:58PM
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I confess, I would love to have open wounds on my body and roll around in salt but I don't want to do the cutting part because I don't like that kind of pain, I think this could work if I inject myself with a numbing agent, cut myself and let the pain killer slowly ware off, then put down a drop cloth then pour salt all over it, this will give me plenty of room to roll around and cover my body with dissolving pain that brings me pleasure.

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01 Apr 2012 10:51PM
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As if the FBI, special agents tasked with the responsibility of locating child predators and rapists, wouldn't know the cute acronyms and phrases to child porn. These men STUDY and RESEARCH child porn collectors, enthusiasts, rapists, molesters, and downloaders. Most of the men who "love children" are beyond stupid with barely an education so they fuck up even basics of hiding their habit since they see nothing wrong with it in the first place. Then when interrogated, of course, they share all their secrets, groups they are affiliated with, and other information that the FBI compiles. The FBI now has front row seats with nearly every single ISP (internet service provider for idiots who don't know) so that they can easily track, monitor, and arrest those that trade, view, and sell "cheese pizza".

Fucking idiots, I hope all child "enthusiasts" rot in prison. You're so fucking stupid it isn't even a challenge for law enforcement. They just throw out a net and nap a shitload of you.

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02 Mar 2012 11:18AM
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Lisa Haugaard: Huffington Post:

Just a few steps south of the U.S.-Mexico border, p******** Calder�n unveiled a towering billboard last week wielding a message written in plain English: "No More Weapons!" Weighing over 3 tons, the billboard itself is made of seized firearms that have been chopped, melted and welded together. Visible from the United States, the call is clear: halt the southbound flow of guns that fuel violence in Mexico.

Arms trafficking over our southern border has provided deadly firepower to brutal criminal organizations, fueling a tidal wave of violence that has led to some 60,000 dead in five years. Many of the dead include police officers, like the five massacred in Acapulco in 2007 with weapons that were later traced to Carter's Country gun shop in Houston. During the billboard unveiling ceremony, p******** Calder�n directly appealed to the United States, saying, "Mexico needs your help to stop this terrible violence that we're suffering... the best way to do this is to stop the flow of automatic weapons into Mexico."

Unfortunately, it appears unlikely that Congress will enact meaningful measures to curb the flux of arms into Mexico anytime soon. Rep. Gerry Connelly (D-VA) has highlighted the failure of Congress to seriously address gun violence in Mexico, noting that the House Oversight Committee, which has held a string of hearings on the notoriously botched Operation Fast and Furious, has yet to hold even a single hearing to examine any of the three steps that many experts agree could actually reduce arms trafficking to Mexico: a federal law prohibiting the trafficking of firearms, stronger penalties for straw purchases, and the reinstatement of the assault weapons ban.

Rep. Connelly has a point. Amid the political fervor and pursuit of accountability related to Operation Fast and Furious, important questions surrounding the larger issue of arms trafficking to Mexico have been largely ignored. Here's what's missing:

For starters, it is critical to note that Operation Fast and Furious was a result--not the cause--of the staggering flow of arms into the hands of organized crime in Mexico. It's true that between 2009 and 2011 ATF agents allowed 2,000 weapons to be bought by straw-purchasers, in hopes of tracing those weapons to higher-ups in a cartel gun smuggling ring. Yet experts estimate that upwards of 2,000 guns are smuggled across the U.S. border into Mexico every day, whether the ATF is watching or not. A senior member of the Zetas drug cartel echoed U.S. law-enforcement findings last July, admitting that his cartel buys virtually all of their weapons from the United States.

How is this possible?

The simple answer is that for Mexican drug cartels, the United States is the easiest and cheapest place to purchase high-powered assault weapons, due to lax U.S. gun laws. According to Mexico's Secretary of the Interior Alejandro Poir�, assault weapons made up one-third of guns captured in Mexico back in 2005. Today, that number has grown to two-thirds, a dramatic rise that can be linked to the United States' failure to renew the assault weapons ban in 2004. Other commonly cited shortcomings that ease the path for arms traffickers include the ability to purchase firearms at gun shows with no background check or identification, weak penalties for straw purchasers, an absence of specific federal penalties for arms traffickers, and a continually underfunded ATF that has long suffered from the absence of a confirmed director.

At a congressional hearing on Fast and Furious earlier this year, one ATF agent noted that "there are stronger regulations on purchasing Sudafed than purchasing guns, and that penalties for gun trafficking are no more severe than those issued for minor traffic violations."

Perhaps from a partisan perspective in Congress, it makes sense to focus exclusively on finding out "who knew what" about Fast and Furious and "when they knew it." Indeed, the mismanaged tactics used in the investigation are troubling, and deserve scrutiny. But from across the border, Fast and Furious is not viewed as the lone enabler of the horrific levels of violence. From Mexico's perspective, weak U.S. gun policies are primarily responsible.

That's why a diverse civil society movement in Mexico initiated a petition urging p******** Obama to enact policies that would help stop the illegal flow of guns from the United States into Mexico. Some 35,000 people have signed the petition to the p********, including a broad coalition of faith, anti-gun violence, and human rights groups in the United States and Mexico.

One of the founders of Mexico's peace and justice movement, Javier Sicilia, the Mexican poet whose 24-year-old son was allegedly murdered by members of organized crime last March, has spearheaded a charge against his country's spiraling violence. Last October, Sicilia came to Washington, DC to meet with policymakers about gun trafficking from the United States to Mexico. During one speaking engagement, he addressed a hushed crowd saying, "I know the U.S. has a culture of arms... but behind each and every one of your weapons are our dead -- and that's a grave responsibility."

We couldn't agree more.

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19 Jul 2022 5:15AM
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Our real estate agent. My god I want to make that ass bounce

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