History Of Porn
In the 70's, shops would open with video booths for viewing film clips from old porn movies. For 50 cents, it would play a 2 minute video. They also would have a grouping of booths centered around a stage with a live girl giving a mild show for a limited time. The 'Live Show' would only last until the 50 cents ran out. The Internet killed that market place with FREE VIDEOS.

I've been talkin to this chick and she tells me her areolas are about the size of a 50 cent piece. Her tits are kinda small so that seems like they would be kinda big. What do you boob experts think?

In my neighborhood there is this black dude that insists he's the next 50 Cent. His girlfriend, also black, is quite beautiful. I'm white. See the issue? I started out casually and he was so busy trying to rap, stupid lyrics, and dressing up as 50 Cent that he forgot his girlfriend and she started feeling neglected. She started confiding in me and it wasn't long before she was staying over at my place when he'd go out of town on "bidnezz". Next she's fucking me while talking to him on the phone and insisting that she's at her sister's place while she's riding my cock as if it were the last one she'll ever ride.

They broke up, I am still fucking her, he isn't the next 50 Cent. More like... 2 Cent.

WHY IS MY LIFE SO HARD? WHY ME?

So last night i'm trying to be a responsible adult. I'm stepping up and doing the work. I'm chopping up kale and other healthy vegetables while the onions are caramelizing. Slaving over a stove for yours. Lentils, brown rice, etc.

Making a big pot of hearty stew that has ZERO cholesterol !!!

And now look what pops up on my computer!!

"McDonald's Is Serving 50-Cent Double Cheeseburgers for the Next 2 Days"

https://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/mcdonalds-is-serving-50-cent-double-cheeseburgers-for-the-next-2-days/ar-AA150O2v?li=BBnb7Kz

Fuck my life!!!!!

I warned my wife 5 years ago that I would cuck her out to a younger guy on our 25th wedding anniversary. I'm 50 and any guy at 50 knows things start going awry with your cock after 45. While I absolutely do take cialis, it's just not the same. Perhaps it's just all psychological but I do have prostate issues too. She kind of brushed it off until I brought it up again a week before our anniversary.
"There's no way I'm fucking another guy. Is this a test? This is stupid."
"I want that to be my anniversary gift. I do, I want you to fuck some other guy without a condom, I want you to feel a hard cock inside you, cumming in you - I love you I just want you to feel good."
So we got into a bit of an argument, but I went through with finding a well-hung dude that would bang my wife. I wanted to be jealous. It took me a few days - but I found a few swingers groups and a 26 year old buck. The dude's cock was at least 3 inches bigger than mine (I'm at 6 1/2 inches). I showed my wife his picture and she said he was cute but still didn't think it was a good idea. I showed her a pic of his cock and her eyes got wide. That was the dude.
"I'll contact him and let him know it's on."
"Can't we just have a nice romantic evening by ourselves? Why do you need to do this, I'm happy with you, don't do this."
"After he fucks you, we'll have a romantic evening by ourselves and I'm going to fuck the shit out of you."
"Wait, you're going to fuck me after he does? What is wrong with you? What if he has a disease? Did you even think this shit through?"
She was pissed.
"You can't just give my body to other men. If that's how you see me, as some object maybe you have the wrong idea about our marriage."
"NO. I don't see you as an object. I understand that my performance in bed is getting pretty shitty because of my age, and I've lost my youthfulness. I'm not that rock hard 20 year old you met way back when, and when we have sex I have issues sometimes. I just want you to feel that again, because I love you. When he's fucking you, remember how hard I was, think of me pumping in and out of you when I was younger... that's all... I just want you to feel good."
She paused for a minute.
"Have you ever been unfaithful to me?" She asked.
"No, I haven't - I could have a few times, but I never did because you give me everything I need."
She looked down and sighed.
"This is the only time I'll do this. This won't be a thing. I want us to meet with him first, there will be rules. Are you going to be there, watching?"
I was shocked, "ok - I'll send him an email. Yeah, I'd like to see a nice big hard dick in you - but if I get jealous I'll walk away."
"He's not going to last long in me... Tell me about this guy, is he married, you said he belongs to some swinger club?"
He probably wouldn't last long in my wife. She had absolute control over her pussy. I told her he was married and that his wife was ok with it and that we'd meet both of them. I set up a date to meet with the bull and his wife. They seemed a bit nervous.
His wife was a pretty petite blonde with small breasts and a cute frame. She was 23 but looked younger. The wife seemed a bit interested in us, asking questions about our marriage and if this was our first swinging experience. I told her we'd been married for 25 years (coming up soon) and that I just wanted my wife to experience a youthful cock. She didn't seem too shocked at all but rather supportive, telling us that her hubby can get the job done no problem.
Hitting on my wife, his wife looks her directly in the eyes, "I swing both ways, so if you want me there to make sure he's behaving, let me know!"
My wife blushed, "Well, I really didn't want to do this but I'm doing it because my husband thinks it will help... my needs."
So my wife started with the rules. No kissing, no anal, the safe word was my name, this was a one time deal, no further contact after the act, as soon as he cums he leaves. I had to put my two cents in, saying he needs to cum in her, and I want her pussy dripping with his cum. The wife smiled and told me "that should be no problem for him, he'll leave a mess."
I got a bit jealous, because I wanted to be him - youthful, strong, ready to fuck if a light breeze crossed my cock. His wife seemed a bit perky, and into him actually fucking other women.
"Do you ever get jealous of him fucking other ladies?" I asked.
"Oh, hell no. I have a fetish - and when he's done with your wife I get to taste her on his cock. I love tasting other women on his cock. So, when he's finished with her, I get him and he loves every fucking second of it. It's too bad your wife won't let you fuck me while he's fucking her, you'd like my little pussy."
My dick throbbed. "I'm old, it doesn't work as well as it used to."
"Nothing my mouth can't solve," she snapped back and I caught a glance of anger from my wife.
So I gave them the date and made reservations at a nice hotel.
On the way home my wife was silent. When we got inside our house she let loose.
"You totally wanted to fuck that slut, didn't you!"
I laughed, "No - I mean she was cute, but she's totally not my type."
The day came and my wife was starting to oppose going through with it.
"You sure you want to do this?"
I nodded. We did.
I went into the room with her. The guy showed up a half an hour late, and I thought he was going to bail on us but he didn't.
"My wife's waiting in the lobby for me." He said, trying to break the ice.
My heart was pounding, my wife was blushing and looking very nervous.
I walked over to my wife and slid her shirt off, and unbuttoned her bra.
The guy looked at her breasts, "You've been blessed," he said smiling.
My wife blushed more, "Indeed."
She was ridged and stern.
I unbuttoned my wife's pants and kissed her on the lips, my tongue entered her mouth. I pulled back and whispered in her ear, "it's going to be ok. Pretend I'm fucking you. Pretend I'm fucking the shit out of you babe..."
She sat down on the bed, removing her panties. She closed her eyes.
I stepped back and let the guy take over. He took his clothes off and walked over to her sitting on the bed. He caressed her cheek gently, took her hand and placed it on his cock. Immediately his cock grew, she kept her eyes closed. She leaned forward and put his cock in her mouth and started pumping him with her hand.
"I'm going to take a picture!"
My wife opened her eyes and was looking at his cock, then looked at me. She put his dick in her mouth again looking at me seductively. Her arms wrapped around him, pulling him into her mouth deeper. With one hand she began to finger her pussy, and then stroke his cock with the other.
She stopped sucking on him and laid back on the bed.
"Fuck me," she told him.
His cock was massive. He mounted her and she groaned with pleasure. She looked him directly in the eyes.
"Fuck me with that big dick. I want all of it in me. Fill my cunt."
He started pumping, and she started matching his thrusts with her own. Their eyes were locked.
She grabbed his ass and pulled him deeper with each thrust. Then unexpectedly, grabbed the back of his neck and pulled him down for a passionate kiss.
I wasn't jealous. I realized I wasn't jealous but I was horny as hell. I wanted to join them. I wanted to whip my cock out and fuck her at the same time he was, but that wasn't part of the deal. My dick was throbbing with excitement as my wife moaned and moaned.
"Let me get on top, let me ride the massive cock," my wife told him.
And holy fuck did she ride his dick. I've never seen her move in that way, ever. Her beautiful ass would bounce and grind on his dick, taking every single inch inside her up to his balls and then she'd pull up to the tip of his cock and repeat. She'd lean low and their tongues would meet in a flicker of delight. He would grab her by the neck and their eyes would lock deeply in passion.
She called his name, "Fuck my pussy, fill her up baby, give me your babies... come on ohhh yeah come on baby, I'm going to cum all over this beautiful dick, ohhhhhh".
They both came at the same time. I watched her cream filled pussy convulsing with pleasure as his cum dripped out. She collapsed on top of him, kissed his lips, his chest.
I was stunned.
"I told you you needed some young cock."
She didn't answer, only gently pulled his cock out of her pussy and kissed her way down and put it in her mouth. Her eyes met mine, her ass was in the air and my dick was throbbing through my pants. She started licking and sucking his cum coated cock. I got behind my wife, watching cum leaking from her freshly fucked cunt.
"Fuck it," I said. I pulled my pants down and mounted her from behind while she sucked on him.
I slid right in. I started pumping in and out, and could feel her wet pussy dripping with cum coating my cock. I didn't care - I didn't even care that some other guy fucked my wife, I was just happy she was turned on. She started moaning as I fucked her and she blew him. He was moaning and panting too. With each thrust I felt my cock getting even harder, I felt like I was 18 again.
"Oh god baby you're so hot, I can't wait to fill you."
"yeah fuck me baby, give me your cum. I want all of your cum in me."
Her cunt was so wet, cum and the combination of her pussy juice ran down her leg and I couldn't hold off. I pumped my cum deep in her, thrusting deeper and deeper with each ejaculation. My wife's pussy was completely full of cum.
I pulled out and she stopped sucking him. He got up and started getting dressed, kind of like "well the job is over I better get the fuck out of here."
My wife got up and gave him a hug, and kissed him.
"Tell you what. Tell that little wife of yours that we'd like to borrow you from time to time, and she's welcome to join us, and my husband would like to fuck her - and I'd like to watch."
I was speechless.
"Wha-?" I tried to protest.
"If we're going to do this kind of shit, we're gonna do it right. And it's time for me to be honest. You asked if I was always faithful, I lied. I had an affair once because you were having problems with your dick, and I felt horrible. I only fucked the guy once, but it relieved a lot of sexual frustration but also caused me a lot of pain and anxiety, that's why I needed to go to therapy a while back."
I felt betrayed, but I understood, I looked at the other guy, "I'd 100% like to fuck your wife if you'd let me."
I was pissed... but I still loved my wife too.
She walked over to me and hugged me, got on her knees and started licking my cock.
"I'm your little whore now, and that will never change."
I jammed my cock into the back of her throat as the guy just stood there and watched. He didn't know what to say to the entire situation.
Finally, he said, "I'll talk to my wife about it. You want me to text her?"
"Yeah, text her and tell her to get up here if she wants some old man dick."
He chuckled.
She came up. Both my wife and the guy sat on the sofa, watching me nail his wife.
She was a freak in the sheets. She had a "breed me" fetish, and was constantly telling me how fertile her little pussy was. She was probably the tightest pussy my cock had ever been in. It was the tightest pussy I've ever came in.
My wife and I are still happy, and understand we're getting older - but we'll have as much fun as we can as long as we can. We're swingers now and regularly meet with the other couple for 'breeding meetings'. My wife and his wife actually like making out and eating each other out, especially after we cum in them. Good times. I never new how fun this lifestyle was until I became a part of it. Happiest I've ever been in my marriage too.

introducing the 2nd most popular model on My Free Cams for the month of May 2013...

"Olvia4naked"

What a fucking JOKE!!! I fucking HATE non-nude cam models..this is as naked as she gets....flat chested, completely average looking (if you passed her in the street you wouldn't look twice), doesn't even speak to the members in her room... just types "hi" "LOL" "OMG" etc and that is the extent of her interaction.

But more than that I HATE the sycophantic virgin fucks who spend thousands of $$ a day on her, always commenting how perfect she is...what an amazing personality she has.. blah blah bullshit. basically encouraging others models that its OK to get on cam and do NOTHING!!!

here's a wake up call to all you dumb fucks who think the cam model you just gave money to to NOT get naked is REAL!

1) there are women in your real life who won't let you see them naked.. and you don't have to pay them for the privilege.

2) Your cam model is not 'perfect' or a 'goddess' or 'deserves every single token she gets' - she is a poor, third world refugee who probably grew up impoverished. She has no skills to survive in the real world. She has discovered her only asset in life is her vagina and her looks. Once they go..your 'perfect angel on earth' (yes, I have read guys talking like that in cam rooms) will be an ugly old hag with nothing..I repeat NOTHING to fall back on.

3)Your cam model is NOT REAL!!! So if you think you she is your girlfriend or your best friend... you are fucking delusional. Thats not her REAL name you call her by, her REAL email you get to send her mails on. you have never seen her without make up on..or met her family ...hell you probably aren't even good enough to be her FACEBOOK friend.

4) If you lost your job tomorrow, she would be gone the next day.. no more sweet flirty emails, or free skype conversations.. you would not exist to her. "oh, but MY model friend she's not like that...she's real and honest and.." SHUT THE FUCK UP!! You DUMB ARSE!! YES...YOU...!!

5) Every cent you spend on tokens or coins or whatever ... all those tips you send that make you feel like The Man of to get a reaction from her... to get her attention for that spilt second in a room full of 500 other guys.... 50% of that goes to the owner of the website too. If she works in a studio..then another 25% goes to the studio owner! Your tip for 'LOVE' just got spilt 4 fucking ways and your 'Angel' crying over how amazing you have been got sweet fuck-all.

6) When she gets to high ranks on Miss MFC... you can guarantee that bitch is making more money in a month than you are gonna make in 6. To make Top10 on that site a model averages over 1,000,000 tokens a month. at 8c a token...with half going to the site. She just walked home with a cool $40,000 (at least). This particular model didnt have to do anything but fake smile and wave her hands around (not bury 10 dildos in her pussy like some of the top models do) her and the husband/BF who actually does get to bury itself in her pussy every night - well, they sit in their apartment (nicer than yours) watching big screen TV (bigger than yours) planning a holiday to some exotic location you can never afford to visit... AND he has the distinct satisfaction of knowing his missus didn't even have to show her pussy to put food on his table...no jealousy there. HE is he one living the life you want...and you are paying him to do it.... YOU LOSER!!

SO FUCK NON NJDE MODELS AND THE FUCKWITS WHO MAKE THEM POPULAR!!

I confess that I picked up a street walker once. I read in the paper there was a lot of prostitution in a nearby neighborhood and I got curious. I get there one night and drive around. Just the usual homeless and some people walking around. Where were all the damn hookers? Once I saw a girl who was obviously working, but she got picked up before I got there. Two hours into my search, I pulled up to a gas station to take a piss. I come out and I see this gorgeous little blonde teen going down on some asshole in the truck parked next to me. I decided to wait for him to finish and pick her up after he drops her off. Twenty fucking minutes later, he finally leaves. Then we're at an intersection and the asshole drives through right as the light changes. I almost follow when I see a cop in another lane. Shit. So after almost four hours round-trip (in what was supposed to be hotbed of whores) I call it a night.

A couple days later I come back in the afternoon. I read up on the topic before I left (yeah, I'm a sad nerd) and discover that street hookers often aren't dressed like hookers. You can spot them by looking for women randomly walking around like they're lost, carrying a lot of shit like bags and sweaters and food. Sometimes shifty looking guys (drug dealers/pimps) follow them around. Looking back I realize I missed a bunch of them that first night. 30 minutes of driving around again and I still don't see much. I stop at another gas station.

Finally, I spot a fat woman with a bad complexion carrying a jacket over her shoulder and looking around the station. She sort of stops and eyes all the guys filling up. Nobody meets her gaze so she moves on. I pull out and stop ahead of her down the street. She's asks me if I'm "looking for a girl". Sure I am. She asks if I'm a cop. "No I'm not" (WTF kind of pointless question is that?). She gets in and is even uglier up close. At least 45. Fuck it. I'm on a mission. She tells me were to go. Asks me if I'm a serial killer. (Huh?) and then grabs my cock to prove she's not a cop. I didn't ask. I grab her fat tit. We're friends now.

I pull into a restaurant parking lot. 20 for a BJ, 40 for BBBJTCIM. She expects money up front. I pay her 40. Worst goddamn blowjob of my life. It's like she was trying to circumcise me with her yellow fucking teeth. I could barely stay hard. I'm paranoid about getting spotted so I look around while saying "less teeth" over and over. I see some other guy getting a BJ from a hot young hooker in the next car. Again. I obviously suck at picking up street whores. 10 minutes go by and my hooker gets impatient. "Are you gonna cum or what?" I tell her to forget it. I drop her off by a bunch of drug dealer thugs and the bitch asks for payphone money. Who the fuck uses payphones anymore? I give her 50 cents just to get her out. She leans on the car door and tells me to look for her next time I'm around. I silently pledged to never return.

The TL;DR lesson? Stick to asian massage parlors.

I confess that last night I had the most random, fast and satisfying sex I have had in a very long time.

Twice a week I buy lotto tickets at the local Circle K and there is a southern transplant there.

I always pay for lotto in 50 cent pieces and she has started to remember me.

Yesterday afternoon for some reason I got to the counter and let out my worst fake grit-eater dialect and asked "How yall doin darlin?"

She laughed and then in my native Midwestern Fargo dialect I asked for the tickets and told her to have a good weekend.

She thanked me and volunteered that she was off weekend. I said jokingly, we should do something.

She flat out told me, come back at 10.

I went home and told the wife about this little exchange, and since we are swingers, the wife told me to go for it, that she probably going out with one of her boy toys anyway..

So I went back....

J came out of the store and waved me over to her car on the dark side of the store. We got in and she immediately slid her jeans and panties off and straddled me, I pulled out my cock and she jammed her pussy down on me and started an internal squeeze that felt good.

I started to stroke her and she stopped me, she wanted to make me cum just by squeezing me... and she did just that..

After I came in her she got off me and sat on my legs, still facing me and started twirling herself. I asked if she wanted help with that, she said no... finished herself off with a screaming orgasm.

She thanked me for trying to help told me that the only way she can get off is my masturbating with fresh man cum from inside her pussy.

She then said we will do this again, but if you act like an asshole or try to get possessive or be my boyfriend, I wont do it anymore. I told her that's cool I am married and a swinger, I can fuck her anytime emotion free. She liked that....

So then, like a complete idiot... I said to her... I have to ask why... She is about 22-25ish thin, black hair, big blue eyes and average leaning towards pretty and I am the standard Motherless man, short, fat, over 45, balding, etc... I know I should not ask that question and just accept she deigned to fuck me, but we all make mistakes..

She simply said... "you made me laugh."

Then she said she was hungry and had to go, see me Tuesday for tickets... my cue to get the fuck out of her car..

About an hour after I got home the wife came home packed full of creampie from her toy and usually I grab some sloppy seconds... last night I turned it down and she said, oh... you went back to see her... Yup! She made me tell her the story while I fingered her.

I confess I was looking out the window of my apartment and saw one black girl and a line of 5 or 6 mexican guys. It looked like she was sucking and fucking them, so obviously I grab a rubber and go running down stairs to get in line. But when I got down there she was all fucked up and beaten looking. most of the dudes ran off when they saw me coming and all the black chick had to say was "want a turn? Do what you want for $50 bucks" I got a quick bj then tossed 50 cents on the ground and took off. I will admit I am not into the hardcore forceful shit but I dont mind blowing a load on some nigger slut and tossing change on the ground for her to pick it up, if she could even see it at all. I look out that window a lot more now adays

well 50 cents gay now so guess homos have a new rapper

20 points to show the sheep that the economy here in the US is indeed in a shit hole. Save your money and prepare for the worst! All these facts are real, real fucking scary considering Obama and the media are praising economic growth. Get ready people!

#1 The United States has more government debt per capita than Greece, Portugal, Italy, Ireland or Spain.

#2 The European Commission has formally declared that Europe has now entered another recession. German banks are leveraged 32 to 1 and the European financial system is rapidly approaching a nightmare. Lehman Brothers was only leveraged 30 to 1 when it finally collapsed.

#3 There are clear signs that economic activity is also significantly slowing down in the United States. For example, new orders for goods manufactured in the United States experienced the biggest drop in three years in January.

#4 U.S. consumers are busy racking up staggering amounts of debt once again. Total consumer debt rose at an annual rate of 9.3 percent in December. It is now sitting at a grand total of 2.498 trillion dollars.

#5 The U.S. Postal Service has announced plans to eliminate 35,000 more jobs.

#6 There are more unemployed Americans than there are people living in the entire nation of Greece.

#7 The percentage of American men that have jobs is near an all-time record low.

#8 Right now, there are 88 million working age Americans that do not have jobs and that the government says are not looking for jobs.

#9 The average duration of unemployment in the United States is nearly three times as long as it was back in the year 2000.

#10 In January 2009, there were 2.6 million �long-term unemployed workers� according to the federal government. Today, there are 5.6 million.

#11 The average price of a gallon of gasoline in the United States has risen by14 cents in just the past week, and the average price of a gallon of gasoline in the state of California is now an astounding $4.29. Sadly, the price of gas is expected to continue rising over the next few months.

#12 The U.S. housing market continues to struggle deeply. Home prices in the 4th quarter of 2011 were four percent lower than they were during the 4th quarter of 2010. Overall, U.S. home prices are 34 percent lower than they were back at the peak of the housing bubble.

#13 Large numbers of Americans are putting off basic health procedures due to the declining economy. Just consider the following example from a recentHuffington Post article�.

Americans between the ages of 50 to 64 got 500,000 fewer colonoscopies, or screenings aimed at detecting colon cancer, during the recession, compared to the two years before, according to a recent study from researchers at the University of North Carolina�s medical school.

#14 The number of Americans on food stamps has increased by almost 50 percent since Barack Obama first took office.

#15 Right now, 48 percent of all Americans are considered to be either �low income� or �living in poverty�.

#16 The U.S. government is stealing about 150 million dollars from our children and our grandchildren every single hour of every single day.

#17 If Bill Gates gave all of his money to the U.S. government, it would only cover the U.S. budget deficit for about 15 days.

#18 Since the Federal Reserve was created, the U.S. dollar has declined in value by more than 95 percent and the U.S. national debt has gotten more than 5000 times larger.

#19 Approximately 25 million American adults are living with their parents. Most of them are doing it for economic reasons.

#20 According to a new Politico poll, only 30 percent of all Americans believe that the next generation will be �better off economically� than the previous generation.