warsawpak
Hi, I am a 45 and always read.
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Man
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Single and looking
Location
south jersey
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Straight
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All
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Jan 30th, 2011
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Here some Ice breaker..
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (hello because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing!!!!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your dumb ass jokes)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)
Keep it going to all ur girls and the guys with a sense of humor!
I am in to any type of sex, But not anything that involves anyone under the age of 18 and Not mem on men or boy on boy. Some of my friend say that I invented the term " trysexual". Will try anything and if liked, try it again. I do enjoy G/g, incest and All women.
My dream is to have mother and daughter or sister and sister. I have done both mom and daughter, sisters, but no at the same time.
I was turned on to incest by a neigbor and his niece. He was 35 and she was 18. That was a fun day at the age of 16.
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (hello because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing!!!!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your dumb ass jokes)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.)
Keep it going to all ur girls and the guys with a sense of humor!
I am in to any type of sex, But not anything that involves anyone under the age of 18 and Not mem on men or boy on boy. Some of my friend say that I invented the term " trysexual". Will try anything and if liked, try it again. I do enjoy G/g, incest and All women.
My dream is to have mother and daughter or sister and sister. I have done both mom and daughter, sisters, but no at the same time.
I was turned on to incest by a neigbor and his niece. He was 35 and she was 18. That was a fun day at the age of 16.
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