jderudite
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Man
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Location
Tasmania
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Sexuality:
Straight
Favorite Porn:
All
Joined:
Jul 1st, 2012
Last Seen:
2d ago
Uploads:
289
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2,056,998
Profile Views:
151,735
Favorited:
16,620
Friend Count:
384
Subscribers:
615
Board Posts:
84
Board Points:
118
Everyone
1. This is where I explore fantasies stuff that only exists in my head or behind the screen never seeing reality.
2. I am not a unique snowflake.
a) I probably will never have original content which wont stop me from commenting on yours.
3. If I upload a video it may have already been uploaded ping me if that's the case.
4. Sorry but I will not apologize to you plebeian especially for being a hypocrite.
5. If you don't like us or what we have to offer you may move along.
6. If the comment says what the code could say, then the code must change to make the comment redundant.
For the Ladies
1. If we went out on a date you would end up paying, for me, my wife, and in general.
2. Perfection does not guarantee sex in fact I'm not sure if I can even get it up for perfection.
3. Hair is not a deal breaker. (neither are scars [emotional, physical], amnesia, or other cliche tropes)
4. Bonus points if you smell like your mother (and she smells like vanilla wafers).
5. I'm a messy eater but you will probably cum anyways.
6. I am a natural force. Like Life;I will hurt you but you will end up begrudgingly admitting you can't exist without me.
For the Guys
1. Hi!.
P.S. Dear angry Russian person I am sorry we couldn't be friends. до позднего пони мальчика
1. This is where I explore fantasies stuff that only exists in my head or behind the screen never seeing reality.
2. I am not a unique snowflake.
a) I probably will never have original content which wont stop me from commenting on yours.
3. If I upload a video it may have already been uploaded ping me if that's the case.
4. Sorry but I will not apologize to you plebeian especially for being a hypocrite.
5. If you don't like us or what we have to offer you may move along.
6. If the comment says what the code could say, then the code must change to make the comment redundant.
For the Ladies
1. If we went out on a date you would end up paying, for me, my wife, and in general.
2. Perfection does not guarantee sex in fact I'm not sure if I can even get it up for perfection.
3. Hair is not a deal breaker. (neither are scars [emotional, physical], amnesia, or other cliche tropes)
4. Bonus points if you smell like your mother (and she smells like vanilla wafers).
5. I'm a messy eater but you will probably cum anyways.
6. I am a natural force. Like Life;I will hurt you but you will end up begrudgingly admitting you can't exist without me.
For the Guys
1. Hi!.
P.S. Dear angry Russian person I am sorry we couldn't be friends. до позднего пони мальчика
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