Agramido

Go Ahead She Isn't Looking!
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Location Earth, currently
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Sexuality: Straight
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Joined: Nov 10th, 2023
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If I am going to engage with a woman, I have a list of requirements and preferences.

I avoid women with hooped earrings, those who are overweight/obese and any woman who is loud.

I like naturally busty women but not too big (DDD cup is the most I think, with a 32-34 band size) and big nipples are a big plus. I much prefer brunettes, but I won’t rule out a female because of her hair colour. To be with me you must be very feminine & submissive. I like freckles too, so do not fret if you have them. I also need a calm and relaxed nature in a female. Petite females are also a plus.

I also prefer a female to be under 40-ish, but I am a bit flexible with age, depending on the individual.

Human life is a massive, very complex prison which we cannot see, touch or smell. Sensual experiences are about the only things that make living in this fake life bearable & worth it for me (plus children's laughter, the sight/sound of horses running and comedy). I love nature, which we will never eclipse nor improve on, but which we seem to be hell bent on destroying and thus, ourselves and all other living things on the outer crust.

I’ll spank you and pull your hair and cum and piss down your throat. I will also stroke you tenderly & lovingly as you lay on my lap while we watch a movie or listen to the rain. If I like you, I mean really like you, there is nowhere on your body I won't give my attention to, with my fingers, hands, lips, tongue, my eyes and my mind. I'll also give you nice, long foot massages and open the door for you when we are out. Whenever we eat, you are welcome to have whatever you want off of my plate.

I expect you to be braless while you are with me at home. I also require free access to all 3 of your openings. I'd like to explore CNC and perhaps other role-play and possibly ANR/ABF too.

Things don't have to be perfect, for them to be people. Ditto with people.

I might suddenly finger you if you are with me while I am driving, or fondle your breasts, or both. I am not into seriously hurting anyone, for any reason, or causing permanent/serious damage, but I do like to engage in rough play sometimes, the exact nature & strength of which is dependent on the female, her limits and our moods.

The way the human world is/has been is a reflection of what is in people's minds. The inner world, which almost everyone thinks is real, is expressed into the outer world, which is real.

Prink Floyd said "And all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be".

How would you change the machine, if you could?


Definite yes-yeses
Oral (giving & receiving)
Oral (giving it elsewhere on your body)
Deep throat
Vaginal and anal penetration
Spanking
Slapping
Hair pulling
Fisting (vaginal and anal)
Shaving you
Making you squirt (if you are able to)
Bringing you multiple orgasms
PDA
Willingness to explore
Activity in public areas/places (but I have no desire to be seen)
Caressing
Kissing
Quiet time


Definite no-nos (in addition to those mentioned above)
Scat
Humiliation/degrading a person
Violence & abuse
Going beyond your limits (without agreement)
Trickery/deceit/mind games
Any woman who thinks arguing is OK/normal (once is too many times for me)
Loud or strong voices
Lively females
Females who like to talk more than average
Masculine females
Fake submissive
A feminist who hides the fact
You are less than a D cup
Short hair
A female who can't/doesn't want to orgasm more than once
Any implants or anything fake in your body (medical things OK)
Tattoos
Piercings (ears OK)
Arrogance
Any female with a big/strong ego
Any female who is too/overly emotional
Any female who seeks someone to make her happy (no-one can)

Agramido's Comments

25 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
This is annoying & irritating Ashley Alban and she's just pretending, so don't get excited by her fake dirty talk.
23 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
Delightful but loud.
23 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
I've seen this woman in a different BJ video, where she is kneeling in front of the guy in a chair or the edge of bed, giving him a slow delicious sucking. Video is quite old but it might be the same guy as this one and made at the same/similar time. I thought she was French.
21 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
@SirSwissSenna No-one wants to know or cares. Strange that you think so.
15 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
@GeorgeJetson5 This is a 3 scene video entitled "Erotic Oil Massage. L.A. Blonde lolita Shaved Creampie 2 2011 (Lotus) ", with Chastity Lynn, Lexi Bloom, Sophia Sutra. search p0rnbb . org and you'll find postings for the full video.
15 Apr 2024 Agramido commented
@GeorgeJetson5 Many on this site can't speak proper English (same for most of modern society), so I think it is too much to expect them to have knowledge of another language.

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