My scumbag ex weed dealer/sort of friend wants to fight me. Why? Cause the scumbag had been selling me crap weed for months, so i decided not to buy any. Now this prick wants to fight me cause he is insulted. So help me Jupiter Optimus Maximus, the last thing i want to do is get into a scrap with a guy over crap weed.
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go kick his door in bash the fuck outa the guy and do him over! whats he gonna do call the cops?
You're a dumbass for buying his weed a second time, let alone for several months. That's why he's pissed. Because just now you are realizing that his constantly shitty weed is actually shitty. Either way, you should tell him you're not going to fight him, that he should find better weed to sell and things will work them out on their own. If he comes over to your house to fight, then hit him in the knees with a baseball bat.
pretend you've forgotten it and shake his hand... invite him round for a smoke buy some opium dip the weed in it (a couple of times) make sure he only smokes the stuff you dipped in the opium and get him extremely stoned of his nut, then... punch him in the face repeatability really fast (about 5 times for full effect) and afterwards go up to his face and shout in a loud voice.... NEVER FUCK WITH ME AGAIN YOU STUPID ASS HOLE YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOUR FUCKING WITH!
He will think your a nut case but trust me he will NEVER fuck with you again!
meet him somewhere and before he can do anything punch him right in the throat when he drops start kicking him in the body till he stops moving or pisses himselftake whatever he has on him go home and get high if he runs his mouth ever again repeat the process