does anyone else ever wish they could get away with murdering someone?
i work at this building, and one of the residents is this insufferable cunt of a woman. she's a total bitch, she lies and tries to get me fired on almost a daily basis. but when she makes up lies to get me in trouble, i just wish i could use the key to her place, suffocate her with a plastic bag and have the whole thing be classified as an accident.
i wish there was something i could do to get back at her. suggestions??
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05 Jul 2012 4:14PM
OK, let me guess. Your some sort of apartment maintenance person and one of the sexually frustrated female tenants is pissed because you haven�t came on to her yet, so she is trying to get you fired so new fresh meat can come her way. LOL.
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05 Jul 2012 5:58PM
i dont merely mean "i wish they died" i mean i wish i could used my bare hands to choke her, wish i could see her eyes as she thinks "WTF is going on!?" i want her blood on my body. i want her to suffer, and i want her to know why. i want her to know all she had to do was live and let live. but because she's an evil cunt who wants to play with the livelihoods of others, she has to die. i want her to know all that. and i want her to cry and beg for mercy.
the only thing that stops me is being caught for sure. if this were the 50s or sometime when you could get away with this shit i'd do it.
but with all the forensics and new methods they use, it's just not worth the risk.
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06 Jul 2012 3:49AM
Well, don't use the fucking key because the cops will almost certainly figure out she was murdered and then all they have to do is look at who had access and a reason to kill her. If she has made complaints to your boss, there WILL be a record of them.
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08 Jul 2012 1:06AM
Just get a little vidio recorder and privately tape anything you have to do with her, that way when she lies you can prove it, humiliating her and having it over her, will be much more enjoyable then jail.
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10 Jul 2012 11:30PM
hmm. dont kill her she is taking her time out her day to try to make your life miserable. time is money. so this "cunt" of a woman is literally taking time out her day that could be used for anything thing else for you. id feel fucking special. what i would do is make sure you are fuckin spectacular in all other aspects of your job so then your boss can be like well he does good work maybe she is bein a cunt.it pisses her off more that you are still workin for the same company that is how i would get back at her. you kill her well then she gets off easy then you cant make her life miserable, and then what fun would that be. the fun is over when u kill her bro dont waste your time she isnt worth your money if u get what i mean
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20 Aug 2015 5:38PM
Why don't you offer to give Her a Lift in your car and then stop in a remote area and then Strangle Her with some Cheese Wire or Suffocate Her with a Plastic Bag I've just been Experimenting with my Partner and She's been going along with it So far as I've got some Bondage gear Gag-Ball with long Neck Strap and Handcuffs behind the Back so She's restrained or Subdued and at my Mercy as Far Anal and Oral sex goes She moans about making Love to Me so the Longer She ignores Me so I have started Suffocating Her with Plastic Bags and Videoing it I Love watching the Playback and Hearing Her pitiful Screams and Struggling Legs :-)))
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08 Sep 2021 10:06AM
Easy create a deep fake video of her head on a porn stars body type that is similar. Get a secure VPN , setup a botnet and have it constantly share her sex tape all over the web. As much fun as it would be to suffocate her humiliating her should knock her down a peg and the penalties for cyber crimes are way more lenient than murder so way less risk.
