A chicken and a donkey was walking through a field when suddenly the donkey falls into a large hole. The donkey cries out to the chicken to go home and get the family BMW to pull him out the hole. The chicken goes back to the house and gets the BMW and is able to pull the donkey free from the hole. The next day the chicken and the donkey was walking through the same field when suddenly the chicken falls into a hole. The chicken cries out to the donkey to go home and get the family BMW to pull him out of the hole. The donkey says "no need for that" and lowers his dick inside of the hole and pulls out the chicken.
The moral of the story is, if you have a big dick you don't need a BMW to pull the chicks.