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21 May 2007 2:11PM
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I work in a cubical farm in corporate America. I often have terrible gas, so I get up and stroll thru the aisles and drop silent farts. It really stinks, but no one has ever thought it was me. I am generally very busy, and no one pays attention when I hurry past their cube.

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22 May 2007 7:41PM

ha. Nice.

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23 May 2007 6:12AM

I bet they do know its you but hant said anything yet.

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23 May 2007 5:17PM

5 stars for the sheer brass neck of it XD

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24 May 2007 7:54PM

oh... so you're the fucker that's doing it ;) jk I dont work.

cheers for being a douchebag :)

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26 May 2007 1:37AM

On airlines, flight attendants do a simillar thing, referred to as "cropdusting"

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28 May 2007 1:13PM

If your farts are cube-shaped you are not acting unappropriately

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10 Jun 2007 4:23AM

cropdusting rocks!!!

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14 Jun 2007 9:32AM

they know. They all refer to you as "stinky pete" when you're not around

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28 Jun 2007 3:26PM

How can you fart silently if you walk fast?

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29 Jun 2007 7:49AM

Same happens to me in class. The guy sitting next to me always rips ass silently and smells like shit, and he acts like nothing happened.

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07 Jul 2007 4:05AM

So you're the shit ass that keeps walking by my cubicle!

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15 Nov 2007 4:59PM

Good job, keep up the good work!

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15 Nov 2007 5:01PM

[cquote]oh... so you're the fucker that's doing it ;) jk I dont work. cheers for being a douchebag :)[/cquote] hahahahaha!

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29 Nov 2007 10:08AM

I'll pay you a nickel to fart in my mouth

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