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Anonymous

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08 Jun 2007 10:56PM

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I am satan.

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Anonymous

09 Jun 2007 12:08AM

Blasphemer!! Your not Satan cause I am Satan...

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Anonymous

09 Jun 2007 4:26PM

hey, you can al be satan if you want. it's more of a title than a name, really.... it means enemy or accuser or "one against", however you wanna look at it.

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Anonymous

11 Jun 2007 1:18PM

There is no such thing as God, therefore there is no such thing as Satan. Although I do believe in the tooth fairy.

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Anonymous

11 Jun 2007 8:46PM

I'm the reincarnation of the Christ therefore the one who'll defeat Satan

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Anonymous

20 Jun 2007 8:23AM

Satan is a fag!

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Anonymous

29 Jun 2007 7:06AM

In Southpark Satan is a fag, therefore he is one.

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Anonymous

09 Jul 2007 3:03AM

Dude,seriously, you going to hell. If i were you id go to church and pray my ass off after this one

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Anonymous

03 Dec 2007 4:11PM

Says the one on the porn site.

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Anonymous

03 Dec 2007 9:17PM

Pwn

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Anonymous

14 Feb 2008 6:03PM

since when is claiming to be satan a damnable offense? i thought it was the one impersonating god we had to look out for...

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Anonymous

25 Feb 2008 6:54AM

obviously we can't do ANYTHING fun!

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Anonymous

09 Jul 2007 3:03AM

Dude,seriously, you going to hell. If i were you id go to church and pray my ass off after this one

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Anonymous

15 Jul 2007 2:50AM

all hail master satan

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Anonymous

25 Jul 2007 1:35PM

cou cant be cause i am hahahahaha

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Anonymous

29 Oct 2007 9:49AM

I know exactly you aint Satan. Because I am God.

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Anonymous

29 Oct 2007 8:58PM

i'm a pink roach

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Anonymous

25 Nov 2007 6:50PM

...Lucifer was cooler than satan.

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Anonymous

26 Nov 2007 8:22AM

Okay Bush, knock it off, we know

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Anonymous

03 Dec 2007 4:58PM

Damn! Where are the church-burning pyromaniacs when you need them?!

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Anonymous

03 Dec 2007 9:17PM

[cquote]I am satan.[/cquote] I will sell you my soul for 66 million, 6 hundred thousand dollars and zero cents. :) I am serious.

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Anonymous

02 Jan 2008 7:36PM

am I going to be with you or god when I die?

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Anonymous

03 Jan 2008 2:45AM

SATANSATANSATANSANTASATAN

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Anonymous

03 Jan 2008 5:39PM

no your not!!!
IM SATAN!!!
fuck jesus and his father

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Anonymous

13 Jan 2008 9:53PM

yawn

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Anonymous

25 Feb 2008 12:12AM

fuck - in your fuckin dreams asshole

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Anonymous

28 Feb 2008 3:39PM

there is no satan

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Anonymous

28 Feb 2008 5:28PM

there is no YOU!

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Anonymous

15 Mar 2008 10:46PM

there is no spoon

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Anonymous

05 Mar 2008 2:18PM

Dick Cheney posted a confession?

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Anonymous

30 Mar 2008 6:30PM

Could you, please, waste your ashes in the ashtray ?

You'll be so kind...

Thank you M. SATAN.

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MasterMeow1977

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1d ago

If you're Satan than we should talk....we need to talk about my appointment.

Dahmers bologna really did have a first name.

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