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Before I begin, a disclaimer. The actions described hereafter are incredibly dangerous. Discovery could have very unpleasant ramifications. It's likely illegal everywhere, and can and probably will land you at least on a sex offender registry, if not in jail/prison. I cannot stress that enough. If you don't think this is worth the risk, then I advise against following these instructions. I hold no responsibility if you get caught. These posts are for "entertainment purposes only", you dig?

That sounds really hott :)

Be familiar with the room you'll be working in, its environs and contents, its layout.
-What is the position and orientation of the sleeping surface (bed, futon, pile of laundry, beanbag)? Is any part of it against a wall? Bare mattress on the floor, or box spring and frame? How tall? Where is it in relation to the door?
-How dark is the room at night? It'll be in your best interest for the room to be as dark as possible. If you can swing it, set the room up beforehand to be as dark as you can make it without arousing too
much suspicion.
-Try to make sure there won't be things on the floor in your path from the door to the bed and back. Papers, plastic wrappers, cups, other dishes, utensils, bottles, bottle caps, cans, shoes, etc., are all things
that can be stepped on or tripped over, and can cause noise, either from the article itself, from you involuntarily crying out in pain from kicking/tripping, or from you falling to the floor after kicking/tripping/otherwise becoming entangled. Nothing ever goes according to plan, so be ready to improvise if something noisy or harmful ends up on the floor after you've made your arrangements.
-Discretion is the better part of valor. Can you flee quickly and quietly if they wake?
--If no, can you hide, either until they resettle or get up and leave the room?
---Can you then retreat to your own room/sleep area without drawing attention to yourself?

Know your target. Know their habits, know where they sleep, know when they sleep.
-Do they work or go to school? When? When do they return? Is that time variable?
-What do they do when they get home from work or school?
-What do they do when getting ready for bed (hygiene, toilet)?
-What do they do when they go to bed? Television, movie, reading, video game, ritual sacrifice?
-What do they do to help themselves fall asleep? Drugs, alcohol, violence, masturbation?
-Do they sleep with a pet (cat, dog)? Know the animal, and make sure it knows you, so it will not react to you. Try not to be too friendly with the animal, since a positive reaction (meowing/purring, barking/wagging tail) can be just as detrimental to your activities as a negative reaction (growling/hissing, growling/barking).
-Does anyone else sleep in the room with them? child, adult? What are their habits, sleeping area?

Become intimately familiar with the door. The door is a literal barrier. You must know how to overcome it.
-Know whether they sleep with their bedroom door open or closed (assuming they sleep in a room with a door).
-- If closed, do they lock the door?
--- If locked, can you defeat the lock?
---- Without making any appreciable noise?
-Do the hinges or handle or lock make loud noise when actuated (squeaking, clicking, scraping, etc.)?
-Are there things attached to the door that will make noise when jostled (bells, chimes, wolverines, shotguns)?
-Can you quickly and quietly open and close it?

The thing that always amazes me with these type of posts is how the hell do the girls not wake up. I get it if they are drunk or drugged. I guess I just must be a light sleeper because I think if someone was groping me in my sleep I would definitely wake up

Know how they sleep. You'll need to observe them for several nights to get this part down.
-Are they a light sleeper, awakening at the slightest whisper? Do they sleep heavily, such that you'd have to slap them to wake them?
-Do they snore when laying in a certain position?
-Do they move around frequently?
-Do they get up often, to use the toilet or get a drink?

>The thing that always amazes me with these type of posts is how the hell do the girls not wake up. I get it if they are drunk or drugged. I guess I just must be a light sleeper because I think if someone was groping me in my sleep I would definitely wake up

I always thought that too, but this chick is a pretty heavy sleeper. I didn't drug her. I just relaxed her a hell of a lot by massaging her back, like I said.

Patience. Observation takes time, if you're serious about this. I know what happens when you just dive in and start feeling the chick up without knowing anything about her. Bad things. Patience is a virtue; be virtuous. Be prepared to be at this for most of the night. Be prepared to not get much sleep as a consequence. Can you tolerate several sleepless nights in a row? If you can't, then it's probably for the best that you don't attempt to undertake this.

Some people say you should have as much white noise as you feasibly can. That is quite helpful, but relying on fans, appliances, computers, televisions, radios, etc., to obscure your movements makes you sloppy. You should be able to move about like the prototypical ninja, as soundlessly as is possible, without external aids. So I advocate dry runs, when alone, with the house as quiet and dark as you can make it. This will help you determine whether hinges need to be oiled, handles/locks need to be lubricated, and the like. However, there is no such thing as a practice run. You'll never know how the target will react (if at all) until you have a live fire exercise.

You need to have good night vision to move about the house. You also should have a portable light source that is quite low in intensity, so you can see your quarry. Flashlights are way too bright. I like to use an Indiglo watch. You can also use cell phones or portable gaming devices (PSP, DS), but they too tend to be too bright, and cannot be extinguished instantly.

God I love this girls tits. Great nipples too. Lucky man you are

Don't get caught. Easier said than done, I know.

If you are discovered, whether by the target or by someone else, have a believable cover story ready. Be natural. Try not to sound rehearsed. Don't get defensive; that's even more suspicious. If you can't think of a quasi-legitimate reason for you to be there, refuge in audacity. Say something really out there, make them think, distract them.

If you are not discovered, but there is suspicion, questions are asked, cease all activities for as long as you feel is necessary. Let the situation cool off. But be prepared for the next session to be more difficult. Even if you have plausible deniability, humans are by nature suspicious. They may not be able to prove you did something untoward, but they'll be on guard from then on. You may not get another opportunity.

Once you finally reach the target, and are sure that they will not respond, work with their clothing. Shift what you can. Unbutton, but know how to button it back up. You want to return everything back to how it was before you got there. If you want to touch, test first. Don't go for the gusto right away. Touch an arm, a leg. One finger first, then two, then more, then your palm, whole hand. Let them get used to you. Try not to tickle them with their own clothing. Don't rub too hard or too soft. You'll know. Unless you know they won't react, don't try and fuck them, either digitally, with an object, or with your dick.

If you're going to jerk off, don't shoot off onto them. Hot liquid splashing on their skin will be noticed. If you absolutely must get your semen on them, deposit it somewhere else first, then transfer it.

Of course, all this goes out the window if they are drunk or otherwise under the influence. Passed-out drunks or drug-induced sleeps are generally less sensitive than usual, so you may have a little more leeway. Play it by ear, see how far you can go. Above all else, have fun.

Gonna go to bed soon, so I'll bump this now and check in tomorrow. I hope everyone enjoys the pics and is informed by the words.

this...

nice :)

nice work

is it worth several nights without sleep, just to see and touch a tit? seems very extreme to me...

yeah but even so...several nights without sleep...I have done this type of thing and never lost much sleep to achieve it...love the act...hate the cowerdice

bump for the night crew

WOOHOO lets have a party... OP's not a sad cunt anymore he's seen and touched his first tit!!

I'm gonna see if I can have this girl over again in the next few days, the weekend at the latest, and try to get a pussy shot. Even though you fags don't really deserve it. Hell, I might even try to get her drunk and take advantage of her. Some Captain Morgan ought to do the trick.

Here, have this to hold you over. Woman living in my house, she's 50.

Another. This was the best I could do. She moves around a lot, and is normally quite sensitive. I was able to do this because she had some rum and coke before she went to bed.

Same woman as above. For whatever reason, she decided to sleep without a shirt on the other night. Yeah, she's fat and a little ugly, but whatever, beggars can't be choosers. I had to do no work whatsoever.