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alicewonderland
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07 Sep 2011 9:47PM
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I am a 21 year old girl from America. For arguments sake I will say that I am called Alice (I have a really distinctive name and I don�t want to be found). I will not publish any details about my location other than to say that I am from California. I will not post any images of myself on here or on my profile. Neither will I hand them out to people requesting. I will not meet anyone off of this site either, no matter how close to me you live. I know this will make a few of you hate me and an awful lot more doubt me, but I put my safety and security before your pleasure and if any of what I have to say gets attributed to me, it would pretty much be game over.

I have a lot of stories that I think people here would enjoy and I enjoy the social aspects of this website hence why I have set up this profile, so feel free to message me and you can guarantee I will get back to you. I will discuss anything really, but keep in mind I am not into cp, scat or watersports. I would also add bestiality to that, but that may confuse people as I have a bit of a dog story. I see the easiest way of doing this is just by putting my complete sexual history in this thread and if you like it or have questions you can ask and it will also give you some context as to what I am about.

I will do this history in three parts I think, but not because I am going to do one of these �if you like what I have written so far, then say and I�ll write the rest.� I promise that I will publish it all within 24 hours, just I like to be detailed and I have a short attention span and a lot to do.

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07 Sep 2011 9:50PM

Part 1:

I wasn�t abused as a kid or anything like. Had a happy childhood and can best be described as a bit of a tomboy (I have 4 older brothers and no sisters). When I hit middle school I didn�t really know how to be a girly girl, however I was fairly pretty and so fell in with a group of girls. The problem was that I had already developed what I had thought of as a darker side. I started masturbating at the age of 12 and having teenage brothers our shared computer used to be riddled with porn, so for me it seemed natural to stimulate myself with porn. When it came the time that my parents thought it would be a good idea to buy us each laptops I just carried on with my erotic viewings.

At around 14 or 15 I was exploring porn websites more and more, being sucked in deeper and darker. I used to love erotic literature and on a website for erotic stories I got my first taste of what is best described as �community porn�, where people could socialize with each other as well as submit their erotic stories. I signed up and started to write my own stories and got some praise from the people in that community. Looking back they would have been an embarrassing mix of my two lives. My knowledge of sex from porn and my good girl persona in my �normal life�. Just things like fantasies about getting fucked by seniors or teachers at school.
Aside from this I appeared normal and kept myself pure. Like most girls I would have to occasional blip and make out with a guy at a party, but I guess I was a bit different in that I wouldn�t fight them if they wanted to slip me a finger and that I would sometimes return the favour with the odd hand job. When I was 16 I had my first proper boyfriend. A lot of my friends had them as well, so their progress with their relationships told me how fast to take things with a guy, because in truth I probably would have allowed him to take my virginity on the day he asked me out. Around this time I was masturbating every night after school and sometimes twice on weekends. I was also thinking so much about losing my virginity without anyone knowing and delving deep into the darkest areas of the internet that I tried to get my dog to take my virginity. It didn�t work out though as he seemed more occupied with licking me than penetrating me and not really knowing what I was doing I found it difficult to get him hard. Eventually I allowed my boyfriend to take my virginity. It was pretty terrible. No foreplay involved, he had a tiny dick and he lasted about a minute. Not really the fucking I craved from watching countless pornos. He dumped me a week later anyway and I only fucked him once more in that time.

The second guy I fucked was my best friend�s brother at a pool party. My friends thought that flirting with a guy was normal, but as soon as you fucked him you were a slut, which was a shame, because I was having quite a few hot guys hit on me which was making me horny. My best friend�s brother was a bit of a chubby nerd, but he always rolled joints for you if you asked, which gave his sister a legitimate reason for me to sneak off at a party with him. I knew he fancied me because he would always stare at me, and once I was stoned I kind of let my darker side out for the first time and having read a lot of erotic stories about teen boys and their sister�s hot friend I knew how to play the scenario. I did the whole �God! Weed makes me SO horny� stuff for about five minutes of teasing, before taking control and riding him. Again, a fairly small cock, but to his credit he managed to hold out for a while.

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10 Sep 2011 2:02AM

Hahaha "and sometimes twice on weekends"
Too cool

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07 Sep 2011 9:51PM

I have to go to a party now, but will check this thread and my profile when I get back. If I am not too drunk to type I will type out the next part. Hope you enjoy.

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07 Sep 2011 10:06PM

Cool story bro... pics or it didn't happen... fantasy story=a guy... ok there saved everyone some time by posting the obligatory standard responses.

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07 Sep 2011 11:04PM

Keep it up, love the story and very well written. Everyone wants pics or vids as "proof". Hey everyone, some people want to keep their lives a secret, then let it be. Many of us have a dark side that we would not want our family's and friends to know about. So, if you don't like what she is writing, then keep it to yourself.

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08 Sep 2011 12:39AM

nice we will love to know more bb

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08 Sep 2011 1:07AM

Your profile says you're a guy. Wanna clarify that?

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08 Sep 2011 10:13AM

This was true. However, it's now been changed to female.

Suspicious. Possibly a transvestite.

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08 Sep 2011 10:17AM

You think she signed up to the website and lied in this thread, but just couldn't bring herself to lie on her profile?

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08 Sep 2011 10:21AM

It's possible he/she forgot about changing the profile data prior to starting this thread.

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08 Sep 2011 10:25AM

If you look at her profile, it was set up when she started this thread. I wouldn't read too much into it.

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08 Sep 2011 10:40AM

OP may have rushed the registration process, but I think it's unlikely someone would mistakingly choose the incorrect gender.

I suppose it's still possible that OP intentionally chose Male just to get the profile up ASAP.

Also, the closest indication of the profile's time of initial establishment is the listed day, not hour. Ergo, there's no way of knowing if the profile was made immediately prior to starting this thread, which would imply a rushed registration.

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alicewonderland
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08 Sep 2011 10:53AM

Yep, sorry I changed it from Male to Female when you pointed it out to me. When I filled in the registration form I put female and my username as 'aliceinwonderland', but it rejected my username because that is too long, so I quickly changed it to 'alicewonderland' and clicked continue without realizing that the gender had flicked back to its default male. You can try it if you want. Fill in the registration and change to gender to female and pick a username longer than 15 characters. Press continue and you will notice the gender changes back to male.

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08 Sep 2011 10:59AM

klol

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08 Sep 2011 1:58PM

You guys would make awesome law inforcement officers.

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08 Sep 2011 4:47PM

the fuck are this guys doing up here masturbating, I say they should become detectives.

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08 Sep 2011 1:16AM

Fuck, man. Coul'ja condense that story in to one paragraph? Fag.

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08 Sep 2011 6:02AM

Some people like detail and can keep from blowing their load for more than two sentences. Fag.

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08 Sep 2011 10:09AM

Can't wait to hear more.

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alicewonderland
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08 Sep 2011 10:55AM

Part 2:

After that I had my first drunken one night stand at a high school party with a guy from my high school�s football team and nobody really cared, because general consensus was that he was pretty hot, so go for it. I ended up dating him up until we left high school.

The next guy I fucked is most definitely the most controversial of all my experiences. To set the scene it was the summer before I went to college. I was 18, had finished high school and was working in a fast food restaurant to make some spending money for college. There was a guy who worked there with me who I felt really sorry for. His name was Mike and he was in his early 20s I guess and had some form of developmental disorder, I don�t know what it was but he got bullied a lot for it and must have had the mental capacity of a young teenager.
Anyway, one of the people who worked at the place decided it would be a good idea to have a get together on a beach of just 6 of us. I invited Mike along and told him that I would pick him up. I don�t want to make this out like a pity thing, because he was a nice and sweet guy, but it made me really sad when I went to pick him up, because I cannot begin to explain the glee and happiness of his parents when I got there that a girl was taking their son to a party. The party went pretty normal, until about midnight when it got to truth or dare. I lied about my fantasies and nobody ever found out about my addiction to porn. It ended up with the group skinny dipping. Me and the other girl in the group were allowed to keep our bra and panties on though, which I was actually disappointed about, because I kind of got a thrill when it was suggested. I did however get to see Mike�s dick and it looked about as big flaccid as the ones I had had inside me before. I didn�t think �WOW!!! I�m going to fuck Mike� but rather �Oh... Mike is packing some...�.
I drove him home at the end of the night and asked him if he wanted to get a bite to eat. We got a drive through and drove up to a local make-out point. I wasn�t actually intending to make-out with him or anything, it was just a nice spot. I kept asking him questions about whether he had had a girlfriend or anything. I guess it was just me being curious, but it must have crossed my mind because I was trying to find a subtle way of seeing if he was sexually active. I asked him if he had kissed a girl and he said no, then I asked if he had thought about kissing me and he said yes, so I told him to get in the backseat. I climbed in with him, then proceeded to make out with him. I noticed he got hard really quickly, so I just told myself he was fair game and asked him if he masturbated. He told me yes. I asked him if he minded showing me his penis, because I really wanted to see it again. He showed me. Must have been about 9 inches long. I gave him a blowjob and he only lasted about 30 seconds and produced a hell of a lot of jizz. He got hard again not too long after that and so I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He agreed. As he had never had sex before and I was on the pill and assumed he wouldn�t carry a condom he became the first guy I ever had bareback. I think if I was going to pick my favourite ever fuck it would be that one because it felt about how I had expected a girl�s first time to be. It hurt a bit because he was so big. It was really slow and lasted about 20 minutes. He also made me cum, which was the first time a guy had made me orgasm.

The next day I got a phone call from his mom and I thought I was in trouble, but she just wanted to say that I should drop by and have words with Mike, because he was under the impression that I was his girlfriend. I managed to let him down gently and say we were just special friends. Although we haven�t had sex again, he has been a special friend to me since then and we email at least once a week. I know some will frown on me sleeping with him and some will find it less erotic than it should be to validate me putting it up here, but I guess I can�t leave it out of my sexual history.

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08 Sep 2011 12:10PM

Nice story, surprised really. Heh, would be weird if we were in the same high school. I think I knew a football player named Mike.

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08 Sep 2011 5:52PM

The football player wasn't called mike.

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08 Sep 2011 1:07PM

Why don't all of you English majors take your spelling and literature critiques and stuff them, some of us just enjoy a decent read now and then. Please continue on a pay no attention to these want-a-be CIA agents.

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08 Sep 2011 2:00PM

^ Thank you .

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10 Sep 2011 2:25AM

Agree. BTW, it's "wannabe".

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08 Sep 2011 3:19PM

fuck me, use paragraphs for fucks sake.

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10 Sep 2011 2:27AM

She does. You need a new paragraph for each sentence? Have a short attention span issue?

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08 Sep 2011 4:03PM

Brits love to say "for fuck's sake"...

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08 Sep 2011 4:34PM

How's cum you don't explain the concept of "fuck buddy" to Mike?

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08 Sep 2011 4:35PM

What's it take to make you gag?
You fuck around a lot now?

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08 Sep 2011 5:06PM

lol, sex with a mongoloid eh... they say they have inhuman strength and a taste for babies.

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08 Sep 2011 5:21PM

"they say they have inhuman strength and a taste for babies."

xD

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08 Sep 2011 6:28PM

Part 3:

My first year at college is best described as a blowjob year. Obviously because I gave a hell of a lot of head in this time. I went to college in New York and after spending a while and eventually getting bored of meeting people in bars to screw I started to meet guys off of craigslist in their cars, houses, hotels and on two occasions in a gloryhole. Seems weird, but only about one in three guys would actually be looking for sex and the other two just wanted blowjobs.

I guess in this period I perfected my cock sucking skills. I must have met about two people a week in that time. I also had my first black guy in that time, which for a short time led to a bit of an obsession with black guys in which I had five of them in the space of a week.

I also had my first anal sex in this time. It was with a married guy who was in his 50s. He paid me $500 to do it in his office after everyone had left. I was willing to do it because of the amount of pornos I had watched where women took it in the ass, but I didn�t realize that it would hurt as much as it did. And trust me, I felt it all the walk home and for the following week. I also had to sleep on my front for a couple of nights so I didn�t put pressure on it. I have however had better experiences since then. If any women do actually see this, if you use a lot of lube and take your time with it, it does actually feel nice, although having said that I do have an even worse anal story to come.

I also had my first experience with a woman in this time. I slept with a girl I met in a club on a number of occasions for a two year period. Although she was good with her tongue, I kind of decided that I am just someone who quites like dick.
In my second year I had a few threesomes, all with two boys and me. I was also going to be the center of a gangbang of 8 guys, but got scared and backed out of it at the last minute. Around February of my second year I went to the house of a guy in his 40s that I had met off of craigslist, but was just going there to give him a blowjob. When I got there one of his friends was there. I didn�t think too much of it, but I passed out after they spiked my drink. I woke up a few hours later and walked out of there and went home. I won�t go into full details about it, but let me just say that they both stuck it in my ass using on spit as lube, which doesn�t end well.

After that I decided not to use craigslist anymore and didn�t have sex for a long time after that. Leading to my obsession with porn getting bigger and bigger. For the past six months I have been dating a guy, but not even he knows my sexual past or obsessions.

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alicewonderland
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08 Sep 2011 6:30PM

And there it is. My sexual history. Some of you have doubted it as well as my gender and even my nationality, but it is what it is, so take of it what you will. I apologize if you don't believe me, but if that is the case then I hope it doesn't affect you too much. If you do believe me, then I hope you enjoyed it.

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10 Sep 2011 2:33AM

You shouldn't apologize to the morons who don't believe you, you should piss on their faces

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10 Sep 2011 2:41AM

So, your issue is your "obsession with porn getting bigger and bigger", right?
This is what you could examine and express, as a catharsis.

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08 Sep 2011 9:43PM

Pretty interestind read. It's a shame that you were raped.

As an American, why do you use the British spellings of "favor" and "favorite"?

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08 Sep 2011 9:43PM

Urgh. *interesting

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08 Sep 2011 9:57PM

This wasn't very interesting at all. You were meeting 40 year old dudes off craigslist and were like "oh noes I gots raped!!!
Yeah.... No shit, you set yourself up for it.

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08 Sep 2011 10:29PM

Should have reported the fuckers who raped you. Sounds like you're a pretty open minded girl so I'm sure if they played their cards right you would have been down.

At the very least could have ruined that pathetic excuse of a man's marriage. Probably doing her wife a favour.

Otherwise I think a lot of why you think your 'obsession' is strange or taboo or dark as you put it has to do with how women are socially expected to be innocent and pure. The world is changing though, don't look down on yourself cause there is nothing wrong with you. We are who we are, what is socially acceptable will always change.

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10 Sep 2011 4:43AM

This guy/girl knows their shit. Just saying.

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08 Sep 2011 10:30PM

BOOOOOOOOORING!!! LET'S FIGHT!

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09 Sep 2011 12:05AM

nice bb you are so hot i love to know more or you bb

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09 Sep 2011 2:01PM

I think i know who you are and your stories are fictional or at least mostly.
Im curious to know if any is real.
You live in san carlos, correct?

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09 Sep 2011 9:15PM

No, they are all true. And no, I am not in San Carlos.

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09 Sep 2011 9:19PM

I asked you a question, but I think you missed it:

As an American, why do you use the British spellings of "favor" and "favorite"?

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10 Sep 2011 3:00AM

Does this really baffle you? If you've ever used a spell check it'll detect either of those words as spelt wrong if its on default 'English' and not 'US-English'.

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10 Sep 2011 4:45AM

Once again, this person knows what the fuck they are talking about.

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10 Sep 2011 5:25AM

Yes, it really baffled me. Never in my life have I required spell check, because I'm super-duper.

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11 Sep 2011 5:21PM

Even if it was spell check defaulting to "English" and not "US-English," it's strange that she kept them spelled that way.

Spell checkers generally show what's auto-corrected when writing; they'll otherwise indicate possible misspelled words. However, I suppose she may have lacked the perception to notice they were modified, if auto-corrected.

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10 Sep 2011 2:37AM

i know who you are and your stories are fictional or at least mostly.
Im curious to know if any is real

WTF? Make up your mind, idiot.
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10 Sep 2011 4:29AM

Black nggers
burn em
WHITEPOWER!!

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10 Sep 2011 2:14PM

Are you going to be posting pictures, "Alice"?

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10 Sep 2011 4:54PM

half of your guys are fucking idiots and the other half are morons and the other half are OK...what does it matter if OP is male/female or the story os true or total lies...just enjoy it or shut the fuck up..
a Brit

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10 Sep 2011 5:04PM

NO, YOU!

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10 Sep 2011 5:07PM

This bitch is not female and is lying. You are pathetic nerds.

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10 Sep 2011 5:23PM

Hi Alice,
Goodness knows if you'll read this or not, but if you do here absent mindedly goes.
I lurk around here, because amoung other things, I'm addicted to studying human psychology, and working out how people work and why they do so. In everything from your average social context, to the more extreme personalities that lurk around here. Not being thrilled with the idea of connecting motherless to my life with anything so bold as an account, I hang in the shadows are rarely speak to people directly, but I'd love the chance to have a conversation with you.
I figure we could meet in some random internet chatroom some afternoon sometime and share a few words?
- Rabbit

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10 Sep 2011 5:39PM

". . . the idea of connecting motherless to my life with anything so bold as an account . . ."

You're overestimating the boldness required for such an endeavor.

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10 Sep 2011 6:36PM

Better smoke another bowl and try it again

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10 Sep 2011 5:41PM

Or perhaps I am an exceptionally timid individual? Oh the mystery.

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10 Sep 2011 5:44PM

Probably both. Not much of a mystery.

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10 Sep 2011 5:53PM

But probabilities are never certainties, if they were there'd never be any mystery at all in life. The fun is in the probabilities that turn into impossibilities!

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10 Sep 2011 6:32PM

Did you read that off of a fortune cookie? Do you even know what the hell you're saying? "The fun is in the probabilities that turn into impossibilities"
Try reading what you type and think about if it makes sense instead of trying to feed people bullshit.

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10 Sep 2011 6:46PM

I can explain if you like, it's not that tricky. (And it's totally not the right time of year for fortune cookies.)
See, it's all about the fun being in the unexpected. For example when you're totally sure something will happen, (A probability) and suddenly the universe throws you a curve ball, and something completely unexpected flashes round the corner preventing whatever it was you were expecting. It's about embracing the chaos in the world, and flowing with what is, not what you think will, or should be.

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10 Sep 2011 6:52PM

Your description of the statement is faulty, due to the actual statement (the fun is in the probabilities that turn into impossibilities) being illogical.

It may be interpreted many different ways, as it is both unclear in its direct meaning and grammatically flawed.

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10 Sep 2011 6:38PM

Your first argument (probabilities are never certainties) is based upon the logical fallacy that your ego already knows everything. Also, a probability can indeed be a certainty. E.g., a one-hundred percent probability is a certainty.

Your second argument (if they were there'd never be any mystery at all in life) is a logical fallacy that the ego can be aware of everything at all times. If one is unaware of something, it is a mystery.

Your final statement (the fun is in the probabilities that turn into impossibilities) I would have to partially disagree with based on any negative impacts that such impossibilities would have on my well-being.

Perhaps a better statement would have been: "The fun is in not knowing if the assumed probabilities will be determined as impossibilities!"

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10 Sep 2011 6:55PM

One could possibly argue that a one-hundred percent probability is not a probability at all, and is already a certainty because for it to be a probability at all it couldn't be a certainty! But that's probably being a little to pedantic.
And if everything that was possible was certain, we'd be aware of everything. Possibly.

But you have restored a little bit of my faith in humanity, and so I retire, cheered.

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10 Sep 2011 7:08PM

Actually, "one-hundred percent probability" is both semantically and mathematically correct to describe a certainty.


"And if everything that was possible was certain, we'd be aware of everything."

Your argument is rubbish, true and untrue; unawareness of everything would also be a reality.

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10 Sep 2011 7:47PM

... Fucking students.

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10 Sep 2011 10:16PM

Thanks for posting yout history, its very interesting and more than that its a turn on.

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