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19 Aug 2011 12:43PM
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I confess my nubile young daughter did not come home from a slumber party last night. Should I file a missing persons report, or do any of you guys know what happened to her?

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19 Aug 2011 12:54PM

hell if i went to a girls slumber party I'd stay there too

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19 Aug 2011 1:06PM

^ Too old.

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19 Aug 2011 1:16PM

Ah! Somebody on this site that knows the word "nubile". Amazing.

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19 Aug 2011 1:27PM

Right now she's getting ass fucked by a bunch of niggers and Mexicans. Nothing to worry about though. I'm sure they'll send her home sooner or later. I hope I've put your mind at ease.

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19 Aug 2011 1:48PM

Thanks, I feel better knowing she's in good hands.

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19 Aug 2011 1:52PM

I confess OPs post made me LMAO

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19 Aug 2011 2:14PM

I think this guy might know.

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