My little sister got married a few years ago.
During the rehearsal diner I fucked my brother in-laws 16 year old cousin in the back of my car.
Before the wedding I got head from some random guest, she was in her mid teens. It was in the church's bathroom.
Between the wedding and reception I fucked my brother in-laws 14 year old sister in my hotel room.
During the reception I fucked the cousin again, behind the building in a small gazebo.
After the reception I fucked my brother in-laws mother. She got hammered at I don't drink do I drove her home. She pulled me into her bedroom, locked the door, and would have raped me if I wasn't willing.
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10 Aug 2011 1:07PM
It's pretty safe to say that none of this fucking happened
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10 Aug 2011 1:21PM
I believe it. People bitch about not getting laid, but girls are getting nailed quite a bit usually by the same guy. There was a time between me and this other guy we nailed every chick in our area.
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10 Aug 2011 6:38PM
I would believe some of it happened. Weddings are gold mines for sex. Every wedding I've ever been to I've gotten lucky, including my own. Which is probably why I'm divorced.
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10 Aug 2011 10:43PM
I've been kicking myself ever since, but a few years ago I had a shot at a 16 year old but turned it down. I wound up at the wedding of my 3rd-cousin as the +1 of one of the guests. I'd just broken up with my girlfriend and was in a bad place at the time. Late in the reception when everyone was pretty drunk, this chick started flirting with me and hitting on me bad and all but came out and asked me to fuck her in the bathroom. After I turned her down, I asked my "date" who that was. Turned out it was the groom's little sister.
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11 Aug 2011 12:06AM
Out of the dozen weddings I've been to in my adult life, I've gotten lucky at half of them. And the 2 threesomes I've been in were a result of weddings, I love me some bridesmaids.
