I have a fantasy. I meet up with a baby raping pervert online. We hook up in the woods luring him there under the pretense of a sexual encounter. I take him into the woods and that's when the fun begins!
First, I smash his knees with a bat! Now immobile, I butt fuck him so he knows what it's like to be raped! Then, oh this is the best part, I crucify him, driving 15 penny nails into his wrists and ankles! Then open his belly, while he's still alive, watch as the woodland scavengers feast on his living organs. Oh and I take the same bat and I finish off his bones! All of them!
Then at our most grandiose moment, as he screams in agony, I toss salt into his gut and open wounds and leave him to die!
HUGS and KISSES you pedo bastards! Stay the fuck away from our kids!