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14 Mar 2011 10:38PM

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omfg dragon age 2 is such a piece of shit game. if you actually want to play it(cause you should see for yourself of course) pirate that fucking shit. and yes i played it on the pc for like 16 hours and it made me want to kill myself. the game is a fucking insult. ea and bioware bought off their fucking reviews. i know i know i should be being objective about the gameplay which i may be in a subsequent post, but others have said it ways i cannot. omg god pcgamer is fucking SHIT

http://www.videogamessuck.com/review437.html

even dragon age origins was overrated. it was like the same old shit with hand holding the entire game. god the first town, lothering(after that fucktard just let the king get killed like an asshole) was fuckign pathetic.

hey cool i'll go kill the bandits 15 fucking yards out of town. oh ok now wolves moved in right where the were and hey theres that kids mother who managed to make it almost to town from their farm which is no where in site. wtf where was the farm theres a fucking river and shit and the land fuckign ends.

fuck my life but fuck the fanboys sucking biowares dick and then snowballing it for bioware. and then each gettting fucked by bioware in the ass then felching it for each other then cumming on each others faces. yay buttsex!!!!111one111

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Anonymous

14 Mar 2011 10:51PM

Not every game is for everyone. If you don't like Dragon Age, then that doesn't mean that the game is shit. The only way that you could possibly call a game shit would be if the game had some sort of extreme technical problems, subpar voice acting, horrid graphics, bad gameplay etc. Otherwise, Dragon Age is a pretty solid game and at the end of the day, the only thing stopping a person from liking the game would be personal preference.

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Anonymous

14 Mar 2011 11:11PM

i didn't say dragon origins was shit. that game isn't without problems though and didn't deserve all the praise it got.

dragon age 2, howver, has some bad voice acting, cartoonish graphics i'd say, and bad gameplay. really gay fight animations. cool yeah lets toss my miasmic flask in the air and kick it at the enemies whether their 20 feet away or 1 foot away.

dragon age 2 also uses the exact fuckign same dungeon layout multiple times. i went through the same dungeon for 3 quests in a row in different locations of the world. the only thing different was where i entered and which doors were locked and which weren't. dragon age 2 is indeed shit, dude.

thanks for your post, man.

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Anonymous

14 Mar 2011 11:19PM

gameinformer gave the pc version a 78 i believe. g4 gave it a 3/5 though that was the console version. though the game was pretty much made for console retards.

just putting that out there to discredit pcgamer.

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Anonymous

15 Mar 2011 1:31AM

http://kaonazhie.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/dragon-age-2-sucks/

"go look at the Bioware social forums, observe the 500 million threads filled with people talking about what Tali�s sweat would taste like, or how they want to braid Varric�s chest hair into a penis shaped boat and sail into heaven."

lol

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Anonymous

15 Mar 2011 8:18PM

i love seeing people explode from a normal arrow shot yay! and i love all the period blood my sister blasted on my face!

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Anonymous

15 Mar 2011 8:26PM

i fucking love going through the exact same dungeon omfg yeaaahhhhhhhhhhh

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Anonymous

18 Mar 2011 9:24PM

bump just to say to pirate that shit if you have to play it. though man this has so little views. all the console tards must be eating that shit up. worst game biowares ever made.

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