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Do it in the shower!

Mostly has to do with diet. And the older women get the more backed up their colons get.

Ideally the porn stars don't eat the day before and get a huge enema before the shoot. If they are doing ATM they probably do multiple enemas.

I remember in college pretty much any girls ass was fairly clean. As I get older and my women do I find that less the case.

Personally I sometimes get a sick thrill of pulling out after I cum and letting them look at my filthy cock still dripping with cum. Usually they will just bury their head in the pillow in embarssment. Then I laugh and go jump in the shower.

i do too, but i grab a handful of hair, and force the girl to suck it clean, before i wash up. if they dont like it, they'll have to try harder to be cleaner theenxt time.

Oh such noobs!
I've been butt fucking every GF I've had (40+) and many more.
Always keep paper towels nearby when you fuck for many/any reason, pussy or ass.
Don't worry about a little brown wet film on your dick, as previously mentioned that is what washing is about and you're not fucking a diseased whore or a stranger are you? If so use a condom, problem solved. Both of you pee after so any critters are washed out of your urinary tract, especially for her.

How to BF?
1) ask her if she needs to dump
2) not the time/mood to ask? eat her pussy and slide a little finger inside, very wet from your saliva
2a) she'll stop you, be very tight as she holding stuff in or she'll open up and want more (maybe)
3) feel for shit in her colon, slowly, gently your finger won't mind and she won't know what you found
3a) something there? stop and eat her some more get her used to cumming with your finger stimulating her anus right at the front. Don't embarrass her about it, be discreet.
3b) nothing? insert more fingers as your tongue does its magic and open her up more
3c) is she new to anal? repeat 1 to 3 with her cumming each time and you not pushing anything into her so it hurts
4) put her on her belly so she can relax better
5) put her fingers on her clit so she can work it while you have other duties
6)lube your dick. You did bring something right? Anything, lotion, oil, even LOTs of your saliva (from eating her remember?)
7) Don't Rush! Try to get the dick head in and Stop!
8) hold still and let her relax and you distract her, kiss her, nibble her neck, whatever.
9) when she relaxes and opens up (remember her turds are bigger than your cock) Slowly start moving and pay attention to her.
10)if she doesn't relax and open go back to step 6, yes, re-lube and more finger fun
11)if all goes well, keep sliding as she fingers and time your cum before she does, she may hurt after her cum
11b) if she comes and hurts, hold still kiss her whatever, you may have a chance to continue else stop. There's next time, she likes it now.
12)after you both cum, reach for the paper towels. You did leave them within reach, right?
13) fold one, put it over her pussy and let her hold it, remember her fingers? You don't want any drip to get near/into her pussy
14)get another PT ready, pull your dick out and wrap your dick up.
15) all clear? get another PT, wipe her slowly from pussy to ass like she is your little girl and you are taking the best care of her
16) tell her how wonderful she was how amazing etc
17)she will insist you do it again asap

Remember, there are girls who love anal, those who haven't tried it and will love it and those who haven't had a man to do it right.

dude nice guide. is BFing really a lot better than in the pussy? for the guy i mean.

Oh God, so many stupid rules and steps. I'm the poster who said to just do it if you want to do it, and i stand by that. Just fuckin' do it, if you want to do it. Lick their asshole, or don't. Spit on your finger, and rub around their hole, and just play with it. Believe me, they'll like that sensation. And just work your way up to that. Keep bringing it up, and she'll eventually warm up to it. It's just like Chris Rock said in that one comedy special of his. If you're a pussy and are all weenie about asking for stuff, she'll shoot you down every time. "uhh excuse me. uh excuse me. I was wondering if uhh... i was wondering if you would uhh.. lick my balls?" and the girl's all, "UHHH!! I ain't lickin' Nothin'!! Lick ya own balls!!" "Now you got dry balls."
There was one girl i was with, and the first time i brought it up to her, she was like, "That's nasty. You don't do that. No, that's not sexy. No." Then, towards the end of our relationship, i stuck the head in, and then pulled out, and just fucked her regular, and afterwards she was all, "why didn't you put it in my ass?" and i was all, "Well, i was going to, but you said you didn't like that, and you know." and she was all, "you should have done it. Next time just do it." so i was like, "ok. you got it."
Unfortunately, our relationship ended before i had the chance, but the point i'm making, is that i even got her to concede to anal after a time. Just keep bringing it up. Get them super horny, and they'll do anything. Believe me. Just last night, I fucked my gf in the ass, and she came, and then she sucked me off and i came in her mouth, and afterwards she was like, "So that's what my butt tastes like." I didn't ask to cum in her mouth, she wanted me to, and she did it, even after my dick had been in her ass. Believe me, when i first got with this girl, she had zero fucking experience with that kind of thing. She had zero fucking experience with anything. She was a virgin. So, to go from a bright-eyed innocent girl with the rose colored glasses on, to a badass girlfriend who offers to suck and swallow my cum after it was pulled out of her ass, yeah, it can be done. She even said, when i put it in her, "ooooh, i missed this feeling. This feels amazing.", but it wasn't without it's pain. I had to go slow when sliding it in her. She was cringing and telling me to go slow, but after the initial pain, she was all about it.
Now, all you need to do, is get over the cleanliness factor yourself. It's all in your head, pal. It ain't no thing. It's not like you yourself, or any of us are absolute sterile environments. You piss standing up? That shit splashes out of the toilet, so there's toiletwater and piss spray residue all around that toilet and bathroom. Have you gotten sick and died? NO. I work in a hospital, and believe me. All of us, as a people, are dirty people. who cares? That's what immune systems are for, and eating healthy and exercising are for, so you can keep up that immune system. Just fucking do it.
And for me, buttfucking is a nice addition to vaginal sex, but i wouldn't say it's better. It makes the entire experience better. it's variety. It's another option. Variety is the spice of life.

My GF cums more when in her ass but she doesn't like the gross factor, dirty sheets etc so I kind of do some of those steps above especially paper towels. Recently though, like above, in the midst of her cumming she got dry which hurts so I pulled out checked for no shit turned her around told her I needed more wet and stuck it in her mouth. put my spit on her anus and slipped back in. she said oh much better so she gets that it is better to lick my butt dipping dick. It also gets me really hard to do that
Anal is my favorite

My gf and I usually just do it spontaneously, without much prior agreement that it is what we're going to do and I've never had a problem and I bust a big ole nut in her ass and she likes it. She cums so hard. just fuck it.

my gf didn't like me cumming in her ass. She said it messed up her bowel movement, like it gave her diarrhea. lol. i'll cum in there again, though.

What a bunch of pussies. Is she your woman or not? You don't ask permission for anal you tell them when it is time. Women don't like limp wristed men. Treat them like property and they will be better off for it.

I think if Gloria Steinem would have gotten rude ass fucks a lot more the world would be a better place.