here's mine. so, last night I was supposed to stay at my dad's which is like 200k from my mom's and thats where my girlfriend is too. anywho, I couldn't make it there so I texted my girlfriend while missing her little get together :( then her best friend went over and she texted me saying "can we sext" i sent back "why the hell not, would (her best friend's name) mind?" she sends "umm (best friend's name) wants to join" so I'm pretty much dying of regret that I didn't go but I say "sure" later on they get pretty drunk, and her best friend has my girlfriend's phone now and she sends me "could i eat her out" at this point i'm like (holy fuck i could've had a threesome... great)but i agree and they do their thing (not getting into specific for you pervs, sorry). her best friend falls asleep and i call my girlfriend and she cutely says the funniest thing "she sucked" i'm completely high at this point so i can't stop laughing at this. we talk until my phone is dead then we sleep. this morning i swear the day is october eleventh 2010. its 11:09am. and her best friend is eating her out again. i'm really happy for my girlfriend actually, i mean, who wouldn't want to be a bisexual girl. i really feel i'm not doing anything wrong, mainly cause she's thinking about me at the very least while getting 4 fingers shoved into her pussy. haha that line was for you pervs by the way. but yeah, my confession really is I technically gave the green light for my girlfriend to be bi. do i get a medal for this? like seriously? for god's sake, in the future i'm probably going to have multiple threesomes. can't wait.
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Yep ... you get ONE ATTABOY ! ! Because yuo didn't get all jealous and upset that SHE was able to have Fun when YOU weren't there ! Lucky guy ! keep her playning and YOU could really end up Winning ! AND getting a BUNCH of SEX !
You are the most illiterate nut case that has posted on here. I don't know what the hell you are trying to say. Go back to school before it's too late
You fail. Your girl is leaving you for a bitch. Way to jerk off forever loser.
What the hell was going on? Was anyone able to follow this story?
i think... that ur full of bullshit, maybe u should read some books and try to notice how to make a story understandable, anyway... hey if ur gf is having sex with someone when ur not there, doesnt it beg the question, how many people has she had sex with and not told u about? ...if i was u i would be heading straight down the STD clinic... moron
what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent confession were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Your girlfriend had sexual relations with someone twice, once drunk, once not, without you present.
You want an award because she found someone else just because you couldn't show up?
I, personally, would question why she'd want her to do it again if "she sucked" the first time.
