Just wanted to share my dirty little secret!
I've fucked my wife after she got too drunk and passed out a few times. The first time I was really scared, and was worried she'd wake up half way or remember me doing it and get pissed.
But after that first time I got really brave. Especially after she apologized to me the next morning for passing out before we could have sex! After the first time I started to be able to tell when she's beyond the point of waking up (or remembering it the next morning even if she does). Plus I've learned that oral sex with a passed out chick is amazing. Bye Bye gag reflex!
The nice thing about her being passed out, I don't even have to pretend about making it good for her. I do whatever I want, to make it good for me. And that usually includes fucking her as absolutely hard as I can.
She still hasn't figured it out. Though one time I did have to "admit" we "made love" cause I came inside her, and she figured that out the next morning. But I told her it was such great amazing sensual sex. Told her most of it she was on top, etc..etc..etc.. She bought it.
I also, while my wife and I were still dating quite a while ago, almost fucked a passed out chick in front of my wife (gf at the time) at a house party when we were freshman in college. We were the last few people still up, and were both pretty drunk and horny by this point so we found a bedroom. One of the girls I knew that was there that got completely smashed was already in that room on the bed. She was really hot. Not overly slim but definitely not too fat. Flat stomach and nice firm B cup tits. Which was a pretty big contrast to my wife's chubby belly and somewhat saggy (even then) D cups. My wife tried waking her up, but she wouldn't budge. She was shaking her really hard too. I locked the door and got on the bed. My wife was still horny and wanting to go, and said "she's so passed out she won't wake up if we fuck". To which I replied "she's so passed out, she won't wake up if I fucked her". All my wife really did to that was whined that she wanted me to fuck her, and not this other girl cause she was REALLY horny. I went down on my wife hoping to buy some time and maybe my wife would fall asleep mid way. But she didn't. She just kept pulling me back up saying she wanted to fuck. I asked her again before penetrating if I could fuck this other girl, and she said no she wanted to fuck. As I was fucking my wife though, she did tell me it was ok if I touched the other girl though. So I slipped my hand up her shirt and started feeling her tits. My wife watched me while I did this and just smiled the whole time. I got my hand under her shorts and panties (fully shaved!) and got one finger in her pussy a little way. I pulled it out to smell it and started to cum right away. I did pull out and bust my nut on her leg though, and left it there, so that was cool.
I realized looking back on that night, I should've just told my wife no and fucked this chick anyway. My wife didn't seem to care, or was too drunk to care. It didn't seem like she didn't want me to do it cause she thought it was wrong, just that she wanted to fuck instead. The only other thing I wish would've happened was my wife fooling around with this chick, like playing with her tits or licking her pussy. But my wife is (and always has been) very straight and not interested in girls at all, so that would probably never have happened.
Back to "today"! My last few things I want to do with my passed out wife is try passed out anal. I heard it's not as tight, but you can go a little harder. Though, they usually know it was done in the morning. And the other thing I really want to do is let a friend get some while she's passed out. Not sure if I'd want him to fuck and leave, or "pass out" next to her so she can wake up that next morning next to my friend naked with his cum inside her and assuming she slept with him the night before.
I almost got the second one to happen. I had an out of state friend staying with us. And we all started drinking, me and him with the intentions of getting her drunk and him fucking her, but she didn't get drunk enough. Might just have to pull in a stranger! LOL. Probably not, but you never know.
Anyone else ever do anything like this with their wife/gf?
