The Dark Lord told me that if I followed the Death Eaters, I'd have hot Mudbloods to suck my cock. I'd love it, just love it, if that sexy minx Hermione was forced to suck me off. She thinks she's so fucking smart, I'd like to see how smart she thinks she is when my cock in her mouth. I've got a pureblood girlfriend, but she's an inbred, cross-eyed, horse-teethed ugly fucker who likes to play the banjo. I've got a major Jones for Mudbloods, if the Dark Lord found out I'll be in trouble.
This is the only place I can confess my warped attraction to Mudbloods.
