I confess that me and my wife tried anal, it was pretty terrible. We've done it before and it was much better, but she like always stops giving it up for a while, then does it then stops. She got an orgasm after like 2 minutes then she got all tense and nervous so I had to pull out. Didn't stick it back in her pussy, so all that work for nothing.
Kinda sick of my shitty sex life to be honest. Every time it's me on top, her laying there playing with her clit as if that never gets boring for me.
/rant