I have 5 to 10 girls who will masturbate on the phone or on camera for me at any given time, at any given time.
What I do is, I go onto Facebook and find a profile of a good looking guy. You know what I'm talking about. The guy who has fifteen comments under every picture of him written by girls that say "oooh cute haha" or "heyy text me :3". I make sure he has a self taken mirror shot with no shirt on, commonly called the Douchebag Shot, and I download all of his pictures using a script I wrote a while ago.
I then go onto our beloved motherless.com, and find an omegle or similar video of a guy masturbating who matches my guy's body type, and crop out his head, if it's not already out of the frame.
Then, I go onto pof.com, and upload all of the facebook photos (save for the shirtless one)to a fake profile. I make the bio say that I'm rich and successful and interesting, and I start taking to girls. My opening lines are long usually fruitless (Because the women on dating websites are accosted daily by hundreds of tactless knuckledraggers).
I snare one, and we get talking. Now, I, being the suave and sensual motherfucker that I am, eventually street the course of the colloquial interaction towards sex. I get her comfortable talking to me about sexual things, and then I imply that I want to meet her.
The thought of meeting a 7 foot tall millionaire with twelve-pack abs and a penis that would shame Morphius is very arousing for a girl, so usually RIGHT THERE on the spot, she gets horny. I find the occasion to send her the shirtless pic (being sure to erase the geodata just in case that bitch knows a smart person) and say "I took this just now, for you".
his not only serves to open the flood gates on her ladyjizz producer, but affirm the validity of my claims (that I am, in fact, who I say I am). I continue smooth taking her until SHE asks ME to cam. This is important. Never proffer, always wait for the offer. Then I just boot up many cam and start streaming the video I downloaded earlier.
I make sure to write down in a separate document all of the timestamps that the guy in the video does things at. Like, wave at 4:10 or take off pants at 11:05. I ca,m with her for no more than five minutes, and then "something comes up" and I need to go. I leave this unspecific because whores love dudes who are mysterious. They're so stupid that they actually make shit up about what they think I'm doing MAYBE HE'S FIGHTING CRIME?
I say something along the lines of "can i get your number before I go, id love to continue talking to you". Once I get it, I wait at least a day to call her, and when I do, I call her from my skype account that I've forwarded my google voice number to, and use a synthesizer program to make my voice a little bit deeper. I talk slowly, and I'm always sure to speak fluidly and eloquently.
I say slyly suggestive things to her until her panties are sufficiently moist, and then I go in for the kill.
She femfaps over the phone for me, moaning and shit, and I just sit there and listen, recording the whole thing. Then later, It's laughably easy to get her to get on cam with me and masturbate again.
I do this with at least two women per day on weekends, and one on weekdays, and at any given time, I can call a girl from my "proxied" phone number and get her to schlick for me. It's wonderful.
You see, in real life, I am an uninteresting looking guy. 6', 220, short hair and glasses. No one wants to fuck the chubby guy who giggles when people say "centrifugal force". But on the internet, online, in a realm in which corporeal action is completely nonexistent and men of intellect reign over their psychological inferiors, I am a God. All skankwhores will bow down in reverence, in awe, in sexually motivated bursts of fiery passion, to the one, THE ONLY, CIRCUMPSYCHO!
Pic related, its a girl that squeaks like a dying canary when she orgasms.
