I confess that last night I finally swallowed my own shit, after working up to it over some time from sniffing it to putting it in my mouth without swallowing. It was really exciting, but it turns out your stomach acid is not enough to neutralise that amount of bacteria all at once, and I ended up feeling pretty ill and throwing it all up again a few hours later, which wasn't pleasant. I also became worried about small bits of faecal matter creating infections in my throat and stuff, which is perhaps a greater possibility after throwing it up.
So, yeah, to those who find scat exciting, and who might even put it in their mouths without any ill effect, as I did, swallowing it is a different ball game and not without consequences ("no shit", I hear you all say, lol).
