When I was younger, I had this really fucking shit stereo system, I wanted a new one, my parents wouldn't get me a new one.
I pleaded and pleaded with the tight cunts for one, I dunno, I had some really horseshit brand.
So... I decided to get my way one way or another. Now, you have these old gas cookers, with their spark igniters, the fairly old ones, you used to be able to pull the igniter out of the front of them. I managed to get my hands on one of these. Now, you can get quite a belt off of these if you happen to have your hand next to the cable when it sparks.
I proceeded to shove the cable into the the tuner wheel on the stereo, and begin cranking the spark igniter. The radio re-tuned itself a few times to some random pakistani radio stations, I kept on doing this continually, the lights on the stereo would pulse everytime I would twist the crank, and there was some nasty sound coming from the speakers.
Eventually, the stereo refused to do anything, and 2 weeks later I had a new stereo.
How to be a little shit and get your way by: Anonymous.
