I shouldn't post this, but I'm doing it from a friend's phone, so I should fine.
I'm a moderator here. All but the newest members would know my screen name.
Here's some truth: Every night that I'm serving as a mod (typically 3-4 nights per week) I randomly select a half dozen or so threads, usually from confessions or chicks, to delete for no reason whatsoever other than for amusement. I'm careful not to choose ones that have a large number of responses because I don't want too many of you whiny bitches going crazy. Probably only around 20% of the deletions generate a bitchy inquiry, and I almost always ignore them. Around once or twice a week I'll delete a moderately popular thread just to watch you monkeys throw your shit against the glass. As you can imagine, it's great fun for me, and for at least half of the other mods as well.
As many of you have speculated, it is true that most of us mods jump into threads anonymously (or using another name -- most of us have several in addition to our official one) just to fuck with you idiots. A lot, but not most, of the most abusive posts over the last few years have been written by moderators. Probably none more than me.
If you're asking yourself why we do these things, among many other things I haven't mentioned, the simple, honest answer is because we pretty much hate nearly every one of you. This attitude flows from our revered leader, DEWEZ, on down to even the newest moderators. It's really that simple. We hate you. We think you are stupid. A majority of you are gay, which is very fucking disgusting, and you fags are ruining this site with your fag shit. You are whiny and bitchy and absolutely ungrateful for everything we do for you. Despite knowing the rules, many of you continue, day after day, to try to upload child porn. As degenerate as we mods are, only a few of us get turned on by that shit. Most of us still like our bitches to have an ass and tits. You are mostly illiterate and struggle just to put a few words in proper order to make sense. You can't spell and you know nothing about grammar. Most of you have never been laid and still live with your fat cow of a mother, jerking off in her basement while eating beans and weenies and drinking fruit punch out of a pouch.
So understand this, you fat fucking losers. WE HAVE THE POWER. WE ARE THE WINNERS. YOU ARE THE LOSERS. YOU ARE SCUM AND WE DESPISE YOU. YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO STOP POSTING RETARDED SHIT SO WE WILL KEEP DELETING IT, EVEN WHEN IT'S PERFECTLY APPROPRIATE AND LEGAL, JUST TO FUCK WITH YOUR TINY PEE BRAINS AND KEEP YOUR LITTLE MICRODICKS ANGRY.
BUT MOSTLY WE WILL CONTINUE FUCKING WITH YOU SIMPLY BECAUSE IT MAKES US LAUGH.
STUPID, STUPID, LITTLE MORONS.
