I love using random objects on women. It's just so much fun. Finger them, eat them, get them super wet then finish them with their hairbrush or toothbrush or a flashlight or a sharpie marker etc. Im all about the randomness. Like you're really really close, awesome suck me off while I finish you with a highlighter! Talk about feeling like a whore, they taste your cum and when they look down it's their hairbrush sticking out, not even their toy... You know they're tossing it. No way they can handle it the next day! Oh your ex was really into cigars, I can do that. Ever shove 5 highlighters in a whore, slip paper under her, an tell her to make art while you skull fuck her? She was a 20 year old art major... framed it... gave it to her parents for Christmas. Even had a couple stains on it because she gagged!
The other thing I love is putting it in their ass. Probably 15 years ago I discovered awesome plugs, every girlfriend gets one around month 3. Inserted every date. Inserted every session. I always tease publicly just so they know I'm serious. The old wireless eggs sucked but the Lush 3 is worth every penny. Set it to your phone, get them going hard while sucking. Then pull it, finish with a random in. There's times I've used the fat sharpie in the truck just to leave something in their snatch while they swallow a load. First time they don't want a load in public I'm cool. That night they're teased relentlessly, multiple O's, multiple songs, just rolling O's and lots of lube. Until I'm bored an then I pull the plug and ass fuck them. Odd how many women prefer swallowing a load with a butt plug in vs actually taking it up the ass. After that they're pretty broken. You want head on the beach, they'll unzip you. You bored watching movie previews, their mouth is your entertainment...
Best part, consistent unbroken string of women over a 20 year period... my wife has no clue. Co-workers, friends, sports rivals, hell the 20 year old was a Karen's daughter my wife hated. We go to Church an my wife thinks my phone is buzzing because of work texts.... nope... 14 Bluetooth connections and one of them gonna see God, maybe it's hers, maybe not. Lush needs a group toy session so you can set off all 14. Pastor gonna think it's a damn miracle!
