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14 Sep 2009 2:47AM
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So in June my second cousin was graduating from high school. Her patents had a big party at their house after the commencement. I am 55 and a stoner since I came back from Vietnam. Everything was going on in the back yard and house so I went in front to have a puff. All fo a sudden I heard a voice behind me say that smells good can I have a hit. I turned and saw that it was my second cousins best friend who I had been introduced to earlier. I handed the joint to her and she took a big hit. Nice she said. So was shared a few more hits and then went back into the party. So later I am leaving and as I am walking to my car I hear the same girl ask if I have any more. I told her not on me but at my home if you want to party some more. I could see her thinking and was kind of surprised when she said OK I can follow you in my car. So we get to my house and grab my stash and head out to the backyard. I grabbed the strongest stuff I had and rolled a big one. So were both kind of mellow when she say to me I'm really wasted and horny you want to fuck?. How old are you I ask. I'm legal I'm 18 how old are you? 55 I told her honestly. Wow I never fucked anyone that old. There is always a first time I told her. She comes over and sits on my lap and we start to kiss. She is all wasted so they are really sloppy kisses. I start to feel up her tits and squeeze her hard nipples thru her shirt and bra. She comes up for air and pulls off her top and bra and says she does not like them because they are too small (maybe an A-cup with big nipples I guess). I start sucking her nipples and reached between her legs and rub my palm against her very wet panties. Oh fuck she whispers. We better go in so my neighbors don't get a show, I tell her. While were walking inside I take my shirt off and we start kissing again. It a little akward because I am 6-2 and she is maybe 5-2. We made it to the sofa and I pushed her back so she is sitting down. I kneel between her legs and spread them open and pull the crouch of her panties to the side and start eating her juicy pussy. She cums really fast. Come on put it in me. I lower my pants and stick my cock in her. Because I am buzzed I feel like superman and can fuck a long time before cumming. We go at it for 1 hour and I popped in her twice. We finally stop and fall asleep on the sofa. when I woke up in the morning she was gone. So the follow up is that she came over last week and told me she is pregnant and its mine.

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14 Sep 2009 3:25AM

Oh my god Really shitty storytelling

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14 Sep 2009 3:56AM

hahhaah! good luck being a daddy you douchbag! thats what happens when u dont use protection!...u prolly was high writing this story...well go get child support now cause the way i see this is that your fucked now!

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14 Sep 2009 6:35AM

Falcon punch that bitch

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14 Sep 2009 6:35AM

Falcon punch that bitch

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15 Sep 2009 1:38AM

Yeah stoned when I wrote this. Looking forward to being a dad. BTW I am seeing her tomorrow.

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23 Sep 2009 6:43AM

:)

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22 Sep 2009 3:02AM

dude... thatsux, does she actually want to keep it, i'm 19 and i only know of one of my friends that actually kept the baby, and that was because she told her parents...

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22 Sep 2009 11:12AM

Ok, so if ths story is true. First off, being a 55 year old dad would be the shit! That is if you can support yourself and a family. Second, 18 year old baby momma, thats hot! Oh Fo Sho Negro! Instead of getting old and dying by yourself. That is if its true.

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23 Sep 2009 6:29PM

it's funny that you will be retired when the kid is in college, maybe even before. my father retired at 55. you will also be lucky to see your grandkids go to college.

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23 Sep 2009 6:58PM

dude......maybe the little hottie will have a girl.....

You could be in young pussy till you die, man. After all, mom started young, had a kid young, and likes older guys. Maybe she'll teach the lil girl how to be the same type of whore, to fuck for weed.

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24 Sep 2009 11:37AM

next step: eliminate ALL punctuation from your writing. that will make preteens admire you.

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26 Sep 2009 12:14PM

This story screams loser. Seriously way to go. You probably won't be able to support her, so you will march up to the Welfare office and I will had you my tax money. Then you will blow that on weed and probably get a Tv show on Fox for being such a dumb ass.

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26 Sep 2009 12:26PM

My thing is that she told you after a week she was pregnant. So either she was pregnant when you two fucked or she is laying.

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26 Sep 2009 5:02PM

Go to abortion city get that shit sucked out and quit trying to be the bare back avenger

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05 Dec 2009 2:28PM

I was 49 when I got the chance to enjoy fucking a young friend whose husband is an asshole. Found out a year later she had a baby girl,,mine.
Her ex thinks it is his yet we know better since she does not look like him at all. I am 52 now and I get pics of my girl via email every so often.

BTW,,her ex found out that we had been fucking,,yet still has no idea that the girl is not his.

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