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09 Jan 2013 4:59PM
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I can confess that I am a professional serial panty thief. I started as a 14 year old a few of years ago. My collection got so huge that I had to move out of my home.

In the beginning, I'd steal one or two of my sisters panties from her drawers. Then her my moms. Eventually, during hot summers days I'd put on a balaclava and sprint around my neighbourhood, steal as many panties I could from washing lines and putting them in my bag. If I get caught doing it the rush is amazing. I have been banned from over 10 laundromats in my city after being caught on CCTV completely empty washing machines and taking all the panties.
My small apartment, is full of panties. The kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, hallway, storage cupboard... What started as a few panties hidden under my bedsheets has now turned into an entire apartment with panties up to shin.

My family has disowned me and i've been put on he sex offenders register. I have been charged several times with theft and public indecency but have escaped a prison sentence so far.

Before I was caught, I was featured in a local newspaper on the front page. Someone had taken a picture of me while I was running from my latest theft. The headline read "Underwear thief strikes again"

I love it and will continue to do it until there are enough panties in my apartment that in can swim in them.

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09 Jan 2013 6:12PM

like scrooge McDuck

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09 Jan 2013 6:17PM

To be a "professional" you'd need to be making money from this hobby.

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10 Jan 2013 9:30PM

You know how much you are costing women to replace the panties you steal?
I never hang mine outside anymore since someone like you stole all my best once and it cost me a lot of $ to replace them.

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10 Jan 2013 10:13PM

This is brilliant.

1: Sell panties to females
2: Steal them
3: Sell them back
4: Steal them again

Rinse and repeat!

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10 Jan 2013 11:37PM

I can't help myself from stealing panties every chance I get...contact me?

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