This week I tried to fuck my wife and failed.
So I tried to fuck my ex, and her boyfriend cockblocked me.
I tried to fuck the chick covered in piercings and tattos from work, but she want's to get drunk first, and I can't get out to the bars and not tip off my wife.
I got a couple hits from Craigs list, but no women want to host.
I broke down and hit up a tranny, and s/he is suppossed to come over tommorrow at 4 and suck me off.
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21 Aug 2009 1:17AM
Just jack off to motherless instead of trying to justify having to cheat. Or you could just fuck your wife. Maby, try being nice to her for once and look past all her bullshit complaining. Or just jack off for god sakes... Just saying,
Anon.
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21 Aug 2009 11:57AM
Do you think I come to Motherless without jacking off you retard ?
There is a world of difference between jacking off and having someone warm and wet wrapped around your penis.
If my wife fucked me more than once every other month or so, just to shut me up, I wouldn't be looking elsewhere. Now that we have kids she's under the dellusion that we don't need to ahve sex any more.
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27 Jan 2011 6:05PM
trannys are HOT! fuck her in the ass too! They prefer she, not s/he.
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28 Jan 2011 8:01AM
Well this is bs but if not tell your wife she married to a boy with mommy issues and give her a divorce. Before you bring home the disease you deserve you fat fuck. Their was a reason your mother never loved you enough. She knew what a piece of shit you were even back then.
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28 Jan 2011 8:03AM
Maybe your wife has started seeing the real you and is unable to get horny for such a piece of garbage.
