I confess I often thing of snuffing my woman.
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Personally, I'd rather sniff mine. They keep longer that way.
Wow. She must have a really stinky pussy. Why don't you just scrub her clean and sell her instead, or trade her for some delicious Papa Murphy pizzas or a new pair of really cool sandals?
I do, I'm just sayin that a quality u-bake pizza, in the hierarchy of the human experience, ranks much higher than both committing murder and being murdered. So does a new pair of sandals, if they are of medium to high quality.
Tell us more about why you think your compulsion to murder your wife would outweigh your desire for a delicious pizza or a new pair of sandals. I mean, just how evil is this woman? Did she, like, murder 6 million Jews or something?
I sense you are a lonely, pale, acne-scarred, semi-retarded porn addict whose tolerance for ever-more extreme porn has twisted your tiny, semi-functional brain into thinking it is socially acceptable to discuss murdering your wife, merely for the thrill of reading other social retards' encouraging responses.
Meh, I think I'm right. You're just a sad, pathetic little loser from a long and illustrious line of losers. You just sit round on your fat fucking ass all day fantasizing about stupid shit like murdering your "woman" or being pissed off because she won't fuck random cocks in front of you because that's your only outlet for the powerlessness you feel in your miserable, failed life.
Oh, my mistake. You're actually a stunningly handsome and sophisticated, highly successful multibillionaire industrialist and world-class philanthropist. And you just happen to spend your days on a porn site advertising the fact that you "often" think about murdering your "woman."
That's much more plausible. How could I have been so wrong about you?