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30 Oct 2011 8:48PM
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My step daughter is on a private soccer team and I'm the assistant couch. My house is next the practice field so most of the girls come over to my house afterwards. They swim, shower, eat, and hangout. The pool is surrounded by a nice high privacy fence and the girls like to skinny dip. My daughter's window is the only one in the house that you can see the pool from, but she doesn't realize that my office above the garage has a window that can see it too. I like to lock the door, sit back and jerk off while watching them all run around naked.

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30 Oct 2011 8:50PM

Yes... of course this is true...

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30 Oct 2011 8:52PM

So a whole soccer team goes skinny dipping together in October, even though the adult who owns the house is around. And let me guess, you can't take a photo to prove that this unlikely event is occurring?

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30 Oct 2011 8:53PM

Of course he can't because he's full of complete shit.

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30 Oct 2011 8:54PM

ha ha ha! OP cracks me up with his faggot lies.

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30 Oct 2011 9:01PM

u misspelled 'couch.' In your case it should be spelled 'douche.'

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01 Nov 2011 8:06PM

Had to laugh out loud at that one! My gf is like"what are you reading on your phone?" Lol...nothing, dear

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30 Oct 2011 9:03PM

Girls do go skinny dipping pretty often, at least where I am. But they always make sure the house is empty, my sister use to do it. It was a game between us, I would always try to catch them doing it, and she would try to do it without me knowing. She won more then I ever did.

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30 Oct 2011 9:05PM

Is this OP again? Or do we have a second bullshitter in this thread?

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30 Oct 2011 9:06PM

A perfect example of why motherless is shit nowadays. People who spout bullshit stories like this one that aren't even detailed enough to be considered a fantasy that would turn readers on. Shame on you OP for your worthless posts to accompany your worthless life.

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30 Oct 2011 9:08PM

beep.... beep...... beep beep beep beep!!!

Yep, I can confirm that my bullshit radar has gone off.

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30 Oct 2011 9:08PM

You know the routine OP. Pics or it didn't happen!

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31 Oct 2011 1:45AM

Put ghb in there koolaid and when they pass out shoot yourself in the head .

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31 Oct 2011 3:44AM

'I'm the assistant couch'

Nice pun Mr. Freud!

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31 Oct 2011 4:49AM

For gods sake why is everyone so obsessed with spelling?
Good story and if true please post pics

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31 Oct 2011 8:10AM

The girls can't see a window above the garage. I have yet to see a house that has only one window that faces the back yard.

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31 Oct 2011 8:32AM

Oh this is nothing. I teach at an all girl school and it's like 10yds away from my house. So instead of the girls going home, they all come and sleep naked at my house. There is like 200 of them. The coolest thing is, I only have one bedroom so they all sleep with me.

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31 Oct 2011 9:18AM

'assistant couch' Fucking spastic.

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31 Oct 2011 9:31AM

What amazes me is how many of these guys say "PICS or Nothing happened"... These guys probably don't even have sex.

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31 Oct 2011 9:40AM

So, you are saying that despite this guy perving on loads of naked girls in his back garden he wouldn't and couldn't take a photo. I understand that it may be different if he was having sex with them, but when he is spying on them, it isn't too out of the question that he takes a photo.

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31 Oct 2011 9:38AM

basically all these jack asses that always say, thats bs, this would never happen, pics or gtfo....are just all pissy in their panties because it didnt happen for them. so if it doesnt for them, than there is no way it would ever happen for anyone else. u know because they are all super stud gods gift to anything with a vagina. fucking losers is all they are

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31 Oct 2011 9:45AM

I really hope this is OP, because if it isn't then you fail really bad at life. Please learn to spell before you post. Also if you liked OP's story, then there are a few more true stories you might like to wrap your pee brain around. There is "The Three Little Pigs", "Little Red Riding Hood", "Humpty Dumpty" and "The Holy Bible". Have fun with them.

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31 Oct 2011 9:50AM

Pea brain- not pee brain. So check yourself before calling someone out on their spelling. Dick.

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31 Oct 2011 9:52AM

Pee brain. As in peewee.

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31 Oct 2011 10:29AM

not the OP and i really dont give 2 fucks about my grammar and spelling on here...its a fucking porn site you stupid fuck. if you are really worried about people taking the time to run spell check ever fucking post than you need to run along back to the sand back with all the other loser trolls. and that is what you are because all you fucks do is whine and cry and bitch yet offer NOTHING in return to all your claims everything is fake and bs. So if you dont like it, shut the fuck up, tuck your pussy lips back in your mommas stolen panties and move along. all you do here is waste bandwidth. btw, since youre daniel fucking webster...where are my spelling mistakes? besides leaving out fucking apostrophes i see no misspelled words.

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31 Oct 2011 10:42AM

Coach not couch, douchebag. Also in the reply you just left- run back to the sand back? I think it's a sand box you fucking asshole.

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31 Oct 2011 10:48AM

omg i fucking made a mistake, the horror. yup that makes me an asshole. whos the one STILL needing to justify themselves by correcting content. lol. also just proves youre one of those assholes that needs to get the last word in. go ahead, puff up your chest like the big back cock of the hen house...only problem, all the hens left cuz your such a bore...u were too busy correcting their grammar rather than paying attention to their pussies. its ok though, we are the losers. not the guy with the fucking thesaurus in his hand.

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31 Oct 2011 10:50AM

and i made the typo on purpose to piss you off

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31 Oct 2011 11:05AM

Sure you did...

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31 Oct 2011 11:05AM

thank you for proving my point

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31 Oct 2011 9:47AM

yeeeeeeeeeesh!!! my friggin' gawd but we are hateful this morning!! 'can't we just all get along...?' lol... (I would like to see pics, too, tho...!!) *wink*..but it is a GREAT story!

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31 Oct 2011 9:50AM

Really? Even as a story it is pretty shit. I wanted to hear how his daughter caught him and started sucking on his 15 inch cock. Then all the other girls came in and he gave them all multiple orgasms. One on his dick, 10 on his toes, 10 on his fingers and two on his tongue.

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01 Nov 2011 8:31PM

2 on his tongue, YEAH BUDDY!!

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31 Oct 2011 9:53AM

You must sit around a lot being the assistant couch.

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31 Oct 2011 9:57AM

If this is what happens to the assistant couch, imagine what happens to the head couch. All those little girls sitting on him.

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31 Oct 2011 12:23PM

I can feel the LOVE

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31 Oct 2011 3:58PM

must be a full moon all the dickheads are out ,oh did i make any spelling mistakes SORRY DOH

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01 Nov 2011 5:08PM

Maybe he made it up but there's seriously nothing unusual about skinny dipping teens. Good god I lived next to people like that half my life. Now if they would have been having sex with each other (or with me) then THAT would be a rare tale for sure. But they swam around naked. Nothing that unusual or even really that special about it, though I did enjoy the show.

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01 Nov 2011 7:24PM

My favorite line is, "My daughter's window is the only one in the house that you can see the pool from, but she doesn't realize that my office above the garage has a window that can see it too."
So, there are at least two rooms in the house from which you can see the pool. How does that make your daughter's the only one? You're saying she has never, ever looked out the window in your office? What is it, the fucking bat cave?
I don't mind bullshit and lies, but PLEASE don't be so fucking moronic.

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01 Nov 2011 8:57PM

What is it, the fucking bat cave?

^ This made me lol

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01 Nov 2011 9:01PM

I was just out of town, when i returned to my house there were like 15 naked 15 year old girls, all of the had great tits and petite little cute bodies, when they realized i saw them they just started moaning and cumming all over the pool, 2 of them came to me and threw me inside the pool filled with cum where we all had endless sex and lived happy ever after.
The End.

I can write bullshit stories too :D

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01 Nov 2011 8:38PM

Plus if you can see the pool from the window, you can probably see the window from the pool.

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01 Nov 2011 8:52PM

Sofa, so good Couch.

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