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24 Feb 2014 5:15PM
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I confess I am an adult white male going through species reassignment surgery to become an adult female brontosaurus (like the one featured in the pic) I am undergoing hormone replacement therapy to give myself a nice long tail that goes "Swish" and a long neck that will help me reach the leaves at the tops of tall trees so I can eat them ... I'm a plant eater. If anyone would like to role play that you're a T Rex chasing me while I'm protecting my nest full of babies hmu

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24 Feb 2014 5:36PM

like the one in the pic.... lol. Fuck it, I chuckled.

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24 Feb 2014 6:33PM

I have a serious question.

Where can can I learn to make one of those balloon brontosauruses?
That thing is fuckig awesome.

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24 Feb 2014 7:32PM

google it, brah.

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24 Feb 2014 7:33PM

Daddy wants to be Barney, cos i love you and you love me.

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24 Feb 2014 7:36PM

Barney was clearly an Tyrannosaurus rex

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24 Feb 2014 7:38PM

There s also a Protoceratops named B.J. ..... And tha's when this conversation took a dark turn...

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25 Feb 2014 12:18AM

Funniest post I've read on here! I love it. I laughed, I cried, I came.

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