What does this sound like to you? Have a discussion going on with someone I say this sounds like a breakup note and she thinks it's all a sarcastic hate note.
That's why your car is at the house... you two are going to do whatever it is you want to do to make your busted up life feel whole again, and everyone else will be left to pay for it, like they always have had to do. If he fucks up my shit, oh well.... kills me? Great! Puts me out of my misery and saves me from smelling your fish twat and seeing your sag-a-tartar sweaty tuna tit again... but oh, fuck.... the times I just wanted to sit there and motor boat those floppy beluga beached whales with my I throbbing dick requiring popsicle sticks and duct tape just to keep it hard in the lack of erection that you would achieve for me... But come to think of it the impulsive vomiting that I would start inducing might stay from the smell from you know a good time to the good memories they won't be missed
Breakup note or sarcastic text message
