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19 Oct 2016 2:55AM
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My girl told me that her sweating mother has a habit of drugging her boyfriend and fucking them so the first night I met her I came out of my bathroom after smoking some coke and I saw my girl's mother saying you have a t-shirt masturbating on the couch I told my mom about it she said it turns you on go out there is she smoking weed go take advantage of her now the first thing a mother says to me is I love to smoke weed because it relaxes my throat that give better head I told her if you could hold it in the head from your pot pipe for a minute you'll get even more relaxed unknown to her I put a huge Rock of coke under the weight she held it in and while she was holding in the end I started going down on her when she exhaled eyes roll back in her head and pushed her down on the couch fuck her brains out she was trying to protest in Spanish but she stopped because it was huge orgasm when I was done my girl came in the room and said hey Ma how you like his cock we beat you to it LOL

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19 Oct 2016 2:58AM

Nice punchline!

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19 Oct 2016 4:32PM

the odd full stop and comma might make this a little easier to read fella

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19 Oct 2016 9:10PM

Who wrote this, a third grader?

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19 Oct 2016 10:46PM

A spic that dropped out of eight grade.

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20 Oct 2016 1:49AM

COME ON 8TH GRADE THEY DONT MAKE IT PAST 1ST GRADE

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19 Oct 2016 9:55PM

I'd love to have that done to me...

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20 Oct 2016 12:33AM

It's called a punctuation, learn how to use it.

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20 Oct 2016 12:48AM

I hate when I catch my t-shirt masturbating

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20 Oct 2016 4:55PM

funny story....got another ?

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23 Oct 2016 5:51AM

I would love to have this done to me.

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