help me please i can only admit this here me and my friend wanted to start a neighborhood watch thing that was just run by me and him we bought all black leotards night vision goggles face paint and a bamboo stick that we took turns using to threaten to use as a weapon if our perp didnt comply with huh. but last night we saw some black dudes selling marijuana outside so ran up about 16 feet in front of them and my friend who had the bamboo stick strongly said YOU ARE BEING APPREHENDED STAY WHERE YOU ARE WHILE THE POLICE GET HERE then one of the drug guys took out a gun and shot my friend in the forehead i ran in zigzags like the mexican guy in apacalypto to avoid a bullet oh man i was so scared i couldn't believe it i didnt even pick up the bamboo stick to protect myself in case i run into them again i ran back home idk what to do now idk if they followed me wtf i wish i never started this
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This....this is why people think americans are retarded. such a dumb story.
u b one dumb mofo, bro. u b shit on de stick. kis yo mama gudbuy. cleen yur harddrive, rite a will. u b ded meat.
>black leotards
>bamboo stick as a weapon
>expected drug dealer to cower in fear
You learn something new every day, don't you?
Pic is how OP imagines himself/herself
So these drug dealers can one shot your buddy in the head, but hitting your ass while running in zig zags is a no? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say, "Bullshit". This isn't The Walking Dead, it's pretty damn hard to head shot someone from a concealed weapon position to a firing position. Especially at 16 feet, unless this dude was excellent in which case he would have tagged your dumb ass too.
More importantly, if your boy got shot in the forehead he is dead or a vegetable. So a few variables to consider here;
1.) you live in such a terrible neighbor hood that a shooting in the face doesn't raise an eyebrow, in which case you may have gone full retard by trying to "citizen's arrest" a damn drug dealer while dressed like a fuckin ninja
2.) you live in an ok neighborhood but were trying to rid it of some criminal element. However you just left your dead friend's body on the sidewalk and are what appears to be laying low to not be a witness to a crime. So your conviction to justice was merely cursory and once your friend was dead your backbone died with it.
OR
3.) You are lying and are terrible at lying and all of your friends in life have abandoned you for your shitty story telling ways...
I'm betting on 3..
Maybe your friend got shot in the head with jizz. They thought you were both trannys
Oh my god, it's a fucking joke, calm your middle-aged man-tits.
KickAss is a movie, not a Neighborhood Watch training video.
yes... let's spend a good chunk of money on night vision equipment and ignore the whole idea of buying a gun.
