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23 May 2013 5:07PM

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True confession: Have you ever noticed how tornadoes only seem to target fucking redneck hillbillies? I mean, when was the last time a tornado touched down in a real, civilized city, like Portland, Seattle, Minneapolis, New York or Boston? I think tornadoes are Allah's punishment for being a fucking redneck hillbilly, and for living in such a shitty wasteland as the American Midwest and South.

Also, I think hurricanes are the same punishment for being a U.S. Southerner. Those freaks of the South are all just a bunch of lazy, worthless, gun-loving racist fuckwads. Hurricanes are your prize for being illiterate infidels.

You are all going to hell. Allah is fucking fed up to here with your goddamn reckneck ways.

Praise be to Allah.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 5:18PM

Portland and Seattle are dirty hipster wastelands that could use a good tornado.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 5:25PM

Not sure about Portland, because I haven't visited there in about 5 years, but I just returned from a week of business in Seattle and found it to be spotlessly clean with normal, laid back, unpretentious people everywhere I went. I saw nothing of these "hipsters" you describe. It is a stunningly beautiful city in every respect. Even more beautiful, in my opinion, than Vancouver, B.C.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:34PM

I lived in Portland for about 6 years, until 2011. It is a very clean, nice city. Hipsters yes, but they're largely responsible for feeding the incredible nightlife and restaurant scene there, and they were always friendly to me. Not sure why so-called hipsters get a bad rap. Sure they can be pretentious and they dress like dweebs, but I always appreciated the way they actually give a shit about the environment. Plus, they love their bikes, so there's more room on the streets for the rest of us.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 5:19PM

مرحبا ترغب شطيرة لحم الخنزير المقدد؟

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CorsetAndCuffs

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23 May 2013 7:40PM

طيف واحد

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:59PM

ليس واحد لطيف، أنت سخيف ابنة الكلبات وابن آوى! وسوف شريحة حلقك على أمر الله وشرب دمك باسمه. الحمد الله الذي يخلصنا من طرق الشر من الكافر، إلى الأبد.

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CorsetAndCuffs

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24 May 2013 12:18AM

الآن أنت تريد أن تشرب دمي؟ أنت لقيط الجشع قليلا. كنت على الأقل شراء أفضل لي شطيرة الأول - وجانب من فرايز.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:56PM

أنت عنصري مهبل سخيف! جزاكم الله ضرب لكم مع قوة 1000 الأعاصير! الحمد لله رب العالمين، أنت عاهرة وابنة عاهرة!

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:02PM

Sounds like gibberish. When your argument can't win, just start scribbling.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:14PM

The ancient and holy language of the sacred Qur'an is neither scribbling nor gibberish.

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Anonymous

26 May 2013 9:38AM

yes. yes it is

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:19PM

I live in nyc and we've had tornadoes hit every few years so your wrong there. As a matter of fact a tornado hit upstate ny just yesterday. Tornadoes have to do with weather, high pressure systems, low pressure systems and a bunch of other things you can't comprehend. 75% of all tornadoes in the world occur in the US and it has nothing to do with Allah, just like everything else that happens has nothing to do with him, or her, or whatever.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:29PM

Thank you professor. Excellent dissertation, but boring as fuck. Go find a science website if you wanna put people to sleep. This one's for entertaining the stupid masses, not educating them. Holy fuck, dude.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:34PM

There's nothing to jerk off to on science websites, I've tried.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:01PM

Seriously? You can't get off to Bernoulli's Principle? Are you gay? Get's my cock going every time I read it. lol

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:07PM

Good call, u got me, touche my freind.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:28PM

We may be southern and some may call hillbilly, but you have to be one of the most ignorant pricks that ever walked the face of the earth. Bring your Allah loving ass down here to the south and let one of us Tornado freaks kick it all the way back to where you came from. Tornados are a function of Cold/Warm air in combination with just the right mix of jet stream disturbance. Not a shity waste land, but home and where a lot did just loose their life.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:04PM

Only 24 lost their lives, but they were redneck hillbillies so that equals about 2 or 3 real people. Not bad for a really bad tornado in the land of rusty single wides.

Praise be to Allah! Only 310 million more infidels to go!

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:05PM

Let me guess. You quit school in the third grade because learning to spell was harder than picking cotton, right?

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:28PM

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:10PM

Keith, Allah willing, I will give you one free American English spelling lesson. Here is the corrected version of your insult, which is too weak to permeate my holy armour: "Go suck a goat's dick, faggot."

Do you see what I did there? I added an apostrophe to "goats," a comma after "dick," and I corrected your misspelled "fagget."

But I'm just a stupid ragheaded camel jockey and you are a superior American, so what would I know?

No wonder Allah has paved the way for his Holy Warriors to easily conquer you.

Praise be to Allah, forever.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:17PM

No such thing as American English, its just English, even in America. Go ahead and ask Allah, he'll tell you.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:18PM

You do not need my help to make yourself look stupid. You just did that all by yourself.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:32PM

And earthquakes are GODS answer for the camel fucking sand niggers in the middle east! Cant wait till all of you go see your butt fucking allah in hell!

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 7:43PM

Shifting of tectonic plates in the earths crust, sorry, can't help myself. Not supernatural forces that don't exist, just plain old science.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:12PM

You have sealed your fate with Allah, my poor, faithless infidel friend. There is nothing to be done now but wait. I am so sorry.

Praise be to Allah, forever.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:24PM

I'll be just fine, its you I worry about my friend. Does Allah know your on motherless? Isn't that against the rules or something?

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:48PM

Sometimes we must muck in the mud to find our lost sheep.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 9:12PM

You said it brother.

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:23PM

I face fucked Mohamed last night. Straight up defiled his face. Praise Lucifer!!!! He has far more power then the crippled fuck Allah. Hail the light bringer. Hail lucifer!!!!

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Anonymous

23 May 2013 8:47PM

You will burn in the eternal flames of Hell, my lost friend. You cannot write such vitriol and escape the wrath of the Holy Father of All. He will get you, sooner or later, if one of His Faithful Warriors does not find you first. Death and Damnation is the price of your infidelity and Holy Vengeance is the means.

Praise be to Allah, forever.

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Anonymous

24 May 2013 8:58PM

Keep thinking there is an invisible douche inn the sky surrounded by young vigins waiting for you. See how retarted that sounds? And if your allah (small 'a' very much intended) is so great, why are the Muslim countries so fucking horrible? And it isn't the Americans, it was shit for thousands of years. The whole of Africa and the Mid East are wastelands devoid of any rational, intelligent people. I hope I do burn in hell. Rather be burning then bow down to that fuck allah.

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Anonymous

26 May 2013 5:38AM

Well, tbf, moohammad did marry and shag a 6 to 9 Y/o

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Anonymous

24 May 2013 2:03AM

Yoma's a Clark Bar.

OK that's out of the way. I saw the "veiled" (he he) attempt at humor in this post, but with the recent raghead attack on unarmed soldiers in Britain, couldn't you have waited a few more days to lay this really tacky post on us.

Asalam alockbox

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Anonymous

24 May 2013 3:07AM

The history of Islam from 571 is one of bloody conquest, invasion, murder, bloodshed, rape and pillage, year after horrible year, right up until today. All the Muslims have been able to do, is create one horrible “hell on earth” for themselves.Allah is a fictitious, fabricated, false god from the 9th century ... the moon god.(FACT) Burn the Quran القرآن‎

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Anonymous

24 May 2013 4:16AM

wow you really are an idiot. did you even go to school? if you did you would know the science behind how tornadoes form. by making this statement, you are no better than the so called rednecks you are trying to hate on. way to show youre a moron

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Anonymous

26 May 2013 5:34AM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Pakistan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Turkey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_South_Asia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Indonesia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_Algeria

What does 'Allah' say about these places then?

But please, troll harder next time.

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Anonymous

27 May 2013 12:29PM

hahahahaha Good troll bro...! Love watching the stupid Yanks on this site try and respond with logic, hate and 'facts' (more like the propaganda their media feeds them) when someone drops a nice troll on them... fucking IDIOTS!!!

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Anonymous

27 May 2013 9:00PM

That must be why the countries of allah's "chosen people',
are all paradises?

nice try, 1/10 thanks for playing.

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