once a year I have a secret day that I call the "day of debauchery"
most times I rent a hotel room, porno, drugs, alcohol and a prostitute
the entire day is devoted to, self love - I guess
I pack the night before, condoms, drugs, alcohol, a suit, about a thousand dollars in cash
I wake up early and get a fat joint and nice hot coffee while listening to audio porno books, or just women moaning
I Irish up my coffee and drive to the city over, or a couple of cities over (if my audio porn is good) and rent a motel room in the sleaziest place I can find.
usually another joint, a nice stiff drink and maybe a line or two, all normally right after I check in and drop off my bag.
then sometimes I'll go back out to a massage parlour and get my dick tugged (especially if my audio porn is really good) other times I'll just rent some hotel porn while I call a sex line
after I'm good an horny - I usually can tell when I just can't keep my hands off my cock - I call the escort
while I wait for her to come over, I try to cum once, then watch porno and edge while I wait for her to come over.
when she shows up, I fuck the prostitute, pay her, and fall asleep - still jerking off in a drunken drug fuelled haze.
wake up a few hours later, rub another one out and go home.
I tell my wife that I'm going Christmas shopping, since most years it's near Christmas (though I did do it once near my birthday because there was a strip-club cruze that I wanted to go on.)
