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I'm staying in a hotel the next two weeks while I'm traveling overseas for work. I had 2 LONG days with 6-hrs sleep total, so after I masturbated late late last night, I crawled onto the bed naked and just crashed around 5am.

The room I'm staying in is a suite and you can't see the bed from the doorway. -- I over slept this morning by a LOT, I mean, it was after 2pm before I finally woke up to my cell ringing like crazy. I tossed on some boxers, went to the couch in the "front" room and started working again (after returning my missed calls). A few minutes later there was a light knock on the door and the housekeeper opened it. I told her I was fine, she kept asking was I sure, no towels or anything needs replacing. I kept saying 'no' and she finally left. At that point I was just freaking out b/c I'd slept too long so I wasn't worried about having my bed made.

After dinner tonight I decided I wanted to jerk off again before bed, but try as I may, I couldn't find the little hotel lotion I used the night/morning before, but I found the lid no problem. The lotion bottle is literally not here, trust me I've looked everywhere, even the trash. I have come to 2 conclusions. 1) There are gnomes that snuck into the room and stole the lotion 2) The housekeeper's first visit wasn't at 2:30 in the afternoon. Since gnomes don't carry master hotel keys, I'm leaning towards: the housekeeper stopped by, I didn't answer when she knocked/spoke, she came in and started to clean up. She saw that the lotion had been left on the table in front of the sofa, where I'd masturbated and later found the lid. Seeing the open lotion bottle, she picked it up, saw me naked on the bed in the next room and left. That scenario kind of explains why she kept asking if I was sure I didn't need anything replaced, which even in my newly awakened OMG state seemed strange.

However, if she did come in, like I now strongly suspect, I have to wonder how long she stayed before she left. As exhausted as I was I wouldn't have woken up unless she turned on a vacuum or something, even then, who knows since the alarm clock didn't wake me. -- The thing is, you can see into the bedroom once you step into the room only a few feet, it's a pretty open design and I left the door into the bedroom wide open. The room door is at the far corner of the room, everything in the room is to the left of the entrance way, so she'd had to have been blind not to have seen me in bed well before she got to the table by the sofa. I mean, you have to walk straight towards the bed to get to the table, unless you're staring at your feet you see into the bedroom. So, assuming she isn't blind, why continue to come into the room and begin the process of cleaning up? And more importantly, why didn't she replace the lotion bottle...she obviously knew I used the lotion?

I'd kinda like to repeat the scenario and watch what happens when I'm "asleep", but seeing as I don't know the normal time she makes her rounds, and seeing as I can't really afford to blow off another day waiting for her to show, I may have to live with the mystery. But, the idea of her coming in, and maybe staying a few extra moments so as to get a peak at a reasonably fit, young 30s American, naked in bed is kinda hot. If I can swing working from the hotel one day, maybe I'll stay in my boxers and let her clean up. Ideas of what to do from there? Do I "accidentally" let my cock fall out? Get an "unexpected" erection I can't seem to hide? Not say anything and start looking at porn? Check the time and decide I HAVE to shower so I can leave? I know sex and nudity isn't as taboo in Europe but it still feels like a touchy line to cross, especially since I'm here for so long...but being seen/caught/watched by a housekeeper is a definite fantasy of mine. It seems like I *may* have one that took the time for at least a modest look when given the chance to see me naked, but she also obviously didn't hang around that long or come back in once she left (or I assume she'd brought back more lotion), so it's far from a slam dunk....but...I would like to exploit the situation to see what happens if given another chance, and I have just under 2-weeks to make it happen.

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15 Oct 2012 11:35PM

Stay in my boxers and let her clean up. Undress for the shower and leave the door open ;)

"Risk is part of the game if you want to sit in that chair" - Captain Kirk in Generations

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16 Oct 2012 3:19AM

OP: I kind of like that idea, but timing would have to be key. The bathroom is off from the bedroom and if you're not in the bedroom then you can't see the bathroom.

Furthermore, the bathroom is a rectangle with the floor-space being similar to the lower-case letter "d", if that makes sense, with the shower being in up the back upper corner. Yes, the shower has a glass door but only the side with the door is glass. I've checked and she could easily walk into the bathroom, clean the sink, replace the towels (the rack for the towels is behind the door) and leave without seeing me in the shower. You can see a narrow slit into the shower from the doorway, but unless you're right against the door you wouldn't be seen...and based on the position of the shower-head, you wouldn't be up against the door. To really see someone in the shower, you need to walk down towards the shower, and that'd be a really obvious move for her because it's not like she could clean the shower while I was in it.

So that's why I say timing would have to be key. She'd need to be in the bedroom when I walk back and need to be near the foot of the bed facing the bathroom if she was to see in and watch me slide off my boxers. After I make a move towards the shower, she and I would know I was in there, but short of me walking out while she's in there or her walking back to stare, I wouldn't be seen. If she's not in the bedroom or bathroom when I get out of the shower, again I wouldn't be seen. I could very easily design a situation where all the doors are open and I could strip down, shower then get dressed again as she does her work and we never see each other. -- I've stayed in this hotel before, and it's funny, my last non-suite room had a bigger bathroom and you couldn't have gone into it without seeing into the shower. -- The main open area in this room is the "front" room with the sofa and chairs. Being naked/hard out there and I'd be impossible to miss

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16 Oct 2012 6:09AM

This is by far the most boring story i have ever read on motherless. Congrats.

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16 Oct 2012 10:55AM

>Ask her if she wants to fuck.
>Fuck her.

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19 Oct 2012 2:14AM

>Not 4chan
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>Meme arrow newfag

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16 Oct 2012 12:39PM

Forget the shower thing, the setup doesn't sound good at all like u were saying. First, get to know their schedule and approx when they come to clean your room. So hopefully it would be a good time that fits your schedule. If not, maybe u could request for a time for them to come and then 'accidentally' be there.

The first time u encounter her, maybe not do anything, just feel her out. Be friendly, smile at her and see if she's flirty etc. If it goes well and she's cute/hot, make sure to ask her if she's the one who usually cleans your room and what time she will come next time. Now, when and if there's a next time, this is what I might try. Come to the door in a robe and naked underneath. Tell her it's ok to clean and that u'll be in bed working on your computer. Then once that's established, go into the bedroom, leaving the door open. With yer back to the door, disrobe and get into the bed. If she sees u disrobe, that's really a bonus, lol. Becuz when she passes the doorway again, she'll see the robe on the floor and presume ur naked or mostly naked under the cover. Once u get comfortable (maybe put on sum porn on the PC), u can give her strategic glimpses of a leg or a cheek or two. If ur feeling it and think she's trying to peek in, I'd start jacking off under the cover!

I think it's fair to say, all of these housekeepers have encountered pervy situations before, lol. U just have to feel out if she's into it or just wants to do her job and go home. Best of luck on your pervy adventures!

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17 Oct 2012 7:22PM

Bump

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18 Oct 2012 10:41AM

How about an update OP?

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18 Oct 2012 12:43PM

OP: So far no good. The morning after the post I intentionally stayed mostly/completely naked with the shower water running hoping she might stop by and I could step out as if I was just getting something and expected to be alone. -- I should mention, the closet/storage area isn't in the bedroom, it's out by the door to come in the room. Sure, most people probably just leave the suitcase in the room or in the bathroom, but I decided to utilize the closet so it gives me good reason to walk out of the room naked so I can get clothes, then back through the room as I return to the bathroom. -- Anyways, she didn't show before my shower so I again stayed naked up until I had to go, hoping she'd stop by and I could just step out, alas.... That day I left around 10:30 and she hasn't been by yet.

The next day I went and got breakfast, and when I came back (around 9:45)I noticed housekeeping was at the room next to mine. There's only 3-rooms in my section so my hope was that mine was next. I slipped quietly into my room hoping she wouldn't notice I'd come back, and thus maybe skip my room. I waited and waited hoping she'd stop by. Based on ML suggestions I decided to be a bit more subtle. I was going to tell her it was fine to clean the room, talk for her for a few minutes, get a feel for her personality and then if things looked good I'd say I need to leave soon and was about to get ready for work when she came by, would she mind if I got ready while she finished the room up? -- If she said she'd come back I'd insist it's no big deal and there was no need to come back this way later since she was already here. Once she'd given me "permission" to get ready, then she'd lost her ability to object or complain. I'd head back, slip off my clothes, hop in the shower, maybe making a quick trip out to get something I forgot in my suitcase, but acting like it was no big deal, not doing anything overtly sexual and I'd see how she responded to that. -- If she responded poorly I could simply bring back up that I'd told her I needed to get ready and she'd said it was fine. -- If she responded favorably then I could more easily take things up a notch, like slipping onto the bed w/ only a towel on and begin masturbating.

Sadly, all that was for nothing because she didn't stop by. I'd crashed on the couch the night before so my bed wasn't messed up and there wasn't much to clean so it was hard to tell whether she'd been to my room or not. When I went to shower about 10:15 I noticed there was a new toilet paper roll and at that point I knew she'd already been to my room. Once I knew that I looked around and suddenly starting noticing little things she'd done...like a moved drink....it was still out, but until then I hadn't noticed it'd moved.

Today I stayed around until nearly 11:00 and she never showed. So I don't know her pattern. Two days she came after 11, one day probably around 9:30. I have noticed she has refilled a few of the complimentary items they provide in the room. Last trip here they never gave me more of my "free gifts", but she keeps giving me more, so I keep eating/drinking them. I know that's a horribly long reach for any kind of sign, but she does seem to be going above and beyond and she's never failed to leave me a new lotion, even if i leave the previous one in the bathroom. Maybe she's just doing her job and is more free with the goodies, maybe I'm getting extra-special treatment, but until I manage to be in the room when she is I won't know for sure. -- This weekend I could hang around more but I fear it could be a different weekend staff. I've seen one housekeeping lady around, but she's an older woman I wouldn't drop drawers for. The girl that stopped by that first morning was younger, thinner and cuter. Not porn start gorgeous, but definitely cute enough...

If I can't work out to be in the room while she is, any ideas on how to get to her stop by then what to do once she's in the room...without being overly obvious? I mean, I don't want to call for more towels and open the door naked w/ a hard-on, it has to be a little more natural than that. The room cleaning thing is nice b/c she is coming to my room, on her own, and will be there for a few minutes...unlike asking for towels where she'd hand-off and leave.

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18 Oct 2012 1:30PM

Wow, it just got more boring....

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18 Oct 2012 3:51PM

Sorry things haven't progressed much. Just keep an eye out for them in the mornings to make sure they don't ever skip your room like u were worrying about. If that's ever the case, just directly but very friendly, ask that they clean your room as ur missing a few personal items and need towels, etc.

Walking out to the closet while buck naked could be a bit risky. At the most I'd go out with the towel around my waist, maybe give her a quick smile and then back in the bedroom. If things were going well and u were feeling confident, u could get naked in the bedroom and pretend to be busy with something, all the while checking to see if she ever attempts to peek in. Let's say she peeked in a couple of times, that would be a green light, to an extent. I know this is really jumping ahead, lol, but u could ask her if she thought u had a good body. Or if she's shy, just linger in the bedroom to where she can see u and let her have a good look!

Anyway, thanks for the update and good luck!

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18 Oct 2012 4:13PM

I have a feeling OP stuck the lotion bottle up his ass and that's where it stays, waiting to be retrieved.

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18 Oct 2012 4:37PM

sounds about right.

After forty years of staying in business hotels, I have been caught naked just a couple of times by the domestic staff, but profuse embarrassment on their part was all that happened.

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19 Oct 2012 9:45AM

Ok, but were u trying to let them catch u naked?

In a similar fashion, most people haven't exposed themselves to their neighbors. Yet, I have somehow managed to expose myself to more than a few over the years--all purely accidental, of course :D

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19 Oct 2012 6:02AM

Dude, you are over thinking this!

Why can't you be like a normal human being and ask her if she wants to fuck instead of wasting your time like this?

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19 Oct 2012 7:16PM

I don't know what planet your from but I've never seen a normal human being asking a stranger if they want to fuck. Even if the answer is yes, 99.9% of women would say no just from the shock of being so bluntly asked.

If you want to kill all chances OP, just ask her bluntly like the normal people do on planet never-been-laid.

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19 Oct 2012 7:05PM

OP: First update that's worth anything and I wanted to make sure I got it up before heading to bed....

I woke up this morning and was doing a little work from the room. My laptop was in the bedroom already because I've been using a Scheduled Task to play a sound-file on repeat as an extra alarm clock after over-sleeping so badly my first day (it's a trick I use sometimes when I REALLY need to get up: alarm clock, cell-phone, laptop, all with alarms set and all in different places in the room). So,I was just sitting on the bed and around 9:20 there was a knock on the door and I literally just stopped everything I was doing. I was wearing boxers and a shirt with the laptop on my lap and I really hadn't expected her that soon and frankly I hadn't give it much that since being up. I waited for the door to open and I watched as she leaned in and looked around. When she finally saw me on the bed she immediately went into "oh, sorry, sorry" and started to back out. I chimed right back with "no, no, it's ok. Come in" while motioning with my hand to come in. I sat there and she hesitantly came back in asking "is ok? you want room cleaned". Again I said yes, wondering if I should get up or stay seated w/ the laptop across my lap. I ended up sitting there as she hurried around the front room. I tried to make small talk but it turns out, she really doesn't speak good english. She probably knows enough to do her job and interact with the guests on job related matters (come back, leaving soon, more towels, etc), but not enough to really carry on a conversation. Our conversation, if you'd call it that, was more like talking with a caveman "stay good?" and "room ok". That really kind of threw me because there went trying to get to know her. I tried asking if she was working this weekend, what does she like to do for fun, does she live nearby, but she didn't really understand and I think it was kind of frustrating both of us so I just shut up. I don't make a huge mess and about the time we were finished "talking" she was finished with the front room and heading back into the bedroom. I was already kicking myself because I knew there wasn't really anything to do in the bathroom since I hadn't showered yet. When she got to the bedroom I got up from the bed so she could make it and I walked around the room a couple times getting this or that (cell phone, pad of paper I'd been writing on, I threw a drink in the trash...not sure why that, but I did), intentionally walking up behind and across from her, having to get kind of close when I passed between her and the wall as she worked on the bed. She did obviously see me but I never caught her gaping or anything, but she did normally look up when I passed. I feigned getting out of her way and took the laptop out to the couch so I could continue working and let her work in peace. She walked in/out and past me a couple of times as went back to her cart with the trash, to get new shampoo/lotion (even though I hadn't touched them yet), some stuff for a quick wipe down of the bathroom and then I sat and watched as she did a quick vacuum over a floor that really didn't need it. This whole thing really didn't take that long, but as I sat and watched her move around and vacuum, bending and stretching, that's when I was really still long enough where I could just watch her and that's when I got hard (with a few of discrete over-boxer rubs as her back was turned). When she finished vacuuming she turned and said "ok, all done. everything good?" I took the opportunity and stood up, looked around, walked back and popped my head into the bathroom and then came back out, my erection pressing unmistakably against my boxers and said "yeah that's good, thank-you", trying to be as natural I could. Even though she was looking my way when I came out of bedroom, I did catch her take a glance down and grin just before she said "ok, bye" then turned and left.

Before any of the "why didn't you..." messages start, ultimately I learned what I needed. I now know she'll come in while I'm in boxers, so maybe she would if I was in a towel as well. She saw I was aroused and she didn't go running for the hills -- she didn't drop to her knees and offer to suck me off, but a not so concealed glance and small smile seems like a good sign, even though she did leave rather quickly after the fairly obvious glance. I know I don't have time for a slow build since my time is limited, but I still need to exercise some caution but there's enough evidence to support being more daring next time. -- I know I can't test the waters with some mildly sexual conversation or flirting given the language barrier, but I can see how having a mostly unspoken silence could be an advantage if done right.

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19 Oct 2012 8:56PM

Very nice OP! I think u played it perfectly. I'm assuming u got the 'cute' housekeeper? Describe what she looks like a bit for us. Approx age? The language barrier does present a real hurtle with getting to know her, but body language does speak volumes, as u've demonstrated, lol. Perhaps next time, just wear boxers and lose the shirt? And maybe also make more of a point of looking at her while she cleans. Do u think she noticed u checking her out while she moved about the room?

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19 Oct 2012 11:49PM

Possibly lose the t-shirt next time and have your cock going down the leg of your boxers so when Mr. Bone rises to the occasion the head is sticking out the leg hole. Either that or over the waistband, that may be easier since you can always wear your shorts lower on your hips.

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20 Oct 2012 1:40AM

OP: Yes, I definitely got the 'cute' housekeeper. The one I always see around is older and heavyset. -- I'm horrible at the age-guessing game. I blame TV, they have 25yos playing the rolls of high school kids and people in their 30s playing college students, it's really warped my ability to judge. That said, I'm guessing she's mid-20s, I'll guess, 25-27. The hair I'll call dirty blonde, but it's a mix of blonde and brown with streaks of each. Her hair also has a bit of a curl to it and it's a little past the shoulders...the curls is something I don't see everyday, so it's a nice switch. She's probably about 5'7", she's thin framed, and from what I can tell, despite the unflattering uniform, she's probably a large B or small C cup. Her ass seemed fairly tight when leaning over to make the bed and vacuuming as well. I'm not convinced she's German. If I had to guess I'd say Hungarian or something like that....she just seems a little different than the other local German women I've met....then again, it doesn't really matter where she's from, it doesn't eliminate the language barrier by knowing...it's just one of my random thoughts.

I'll definitely be stepping things up a little next time our schedules sync up. Losing the shirt is an easy move, and more openly staring is doable....but knowing time is short I'll may even *try* to do more. It'll depend on how soon our next encounter is and how things feel at the time.

Did she notice me checking her out? Not that she let on. She stayed mostly focused on her work and we exchanged a few acknowledging each other's presence glimpses sometimes when she walked by, but I kept gawking pretty discrete. Whether she got the "someone is staring at me" vibe, I can't guess, but....she saw me walking around flacid one minute and then hard a few minutes later...she's gotta know/suspect that she was what caused the boxers to protrude like that

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20 Oct 2012 4:33PM

Something you might try if you need to move a little faster is, when she is bent over making the bed brush past behind her and make sure to "accidentally" bump into her with your hard cock.

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14 Apr 2013 9:49PM

if you're in germany and it's a housekeeper, that's probably a foreigner, like bulgarian, romenian, or some other east-european. or maybe turkish. they don't even speak much german, let alone english

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20 Oct 2012 5:39PM

OP: Not a super update, but here's what I have. I was in the room today until about 11. I was leaving the room to do some site-seeing when she opened the door to the area where my room is (I mentioned before there are only 3 rooms in the area my room is in and it's closed off my a door requiring key access). I said "hi", she asked if I was leaving and I told her yes, then I watched as she headed over to my room. Being caught leaving I didn't see how I could do anything so I just continued to head to the car. Before I got there I turned around and went back. I went to my room and unfortunately she saw me before I could do any pervy gawking. I just went into the room, opened the fridge and grabbed a soda. I then went over to the side table and grabbed a couple of snacks for the road even though I'd already packed a few things. She was by her cart when I went to leave so I did about the only thing I could think of...I offered her a piece of candy. Beyond lame I know, but she took it, smiled and said thanks, so I left again not knowing how to reasonably stay, get naked or anything like that w/o it being beyond forced. -- My hope is that..I don't think the help-staff often get treated like "people" by the guests, so maybe just my being friendly might help in easing her defenses when I'm wearing less.

As for brushing her w/ my hard cock if I squeeze between her and the wall as she makes the bed, I think that'd be doable if I was hard before doing so. After all, most every guy knows, the little guy has a mind of his own, especially when hard, so accidents do happen :)

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20 Oct 2012 5:42PM

That's a bummer that u missed her. Being friendly, though, is always a good thing! And ur right, it might just reap benefits down the road! How many more days r u there?

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20 Oct 2012 6:00PM

OP: Til next Sunday, so another full week

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20 Oct 2012 5:39PM

Next time I'd really work the bed angle. I'd stay in bed as long as possible while she cleans the front room and maybe even the bathroom too. In keeping with your 'go for it' approach now, u should be naked under the covers! Once ur under the covers and abandoned all vestiges of clothing, then u need to play with her by giving peeks of skin, maybe except for whipping out Mr. Johnson, lols. One thing I might try is to lay down on yer side and leave yer bare butt uncovered. Last time, when u were in bed and she was there, did she pass the door often? This time, do less talking and more showing ;)

Also, I'd make the room a bit more messy than u usually would leave it, so she can't just tidy up a bit and then bolt. But of course, when she first comes, u'll be highly shamed and apologetic for the mess u've made! hehe

Have fun!

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22 Oct 2012 3:40AM

The update before last. I pretty much did the exact same thing. It was this spanish maid. I say around 40 or 50s, not fat but somewhat overweight, short but nice size boobs from what i can tell since they wore maid uniforms. Ive been reading and watching things on here about maids and decided to try so one day. Everyone was gone (was staying with family in room) was only one there and heard a knock and the hotel maids come in pretty much right when they knock, dont even give a person a chance to reply sometimes. So sometimes theres 2 maids and other times there only one. This time it was 2 and they came in and started cleaning up. I wasnt going to do it but seeing them move around bending over and stretching i got horny and decided to try. It was kinda hard at first since it was 2 but one left when she was done and started another room and the other lady was still there cleaning the bathroom which is right when you come in. And theres a wall so you cant see the beds when your at the sink. So i rubbed myself and tried making my dick poke. I stayed in my pjs and had to put my dick through the hole in boxers so you can see it better. She asked is there anything else i looked for a second and asked for tissue so she left and got them and i made sure my dick was easy to see and when closing the door i rubbed it a little and i think she saw.

I tried another time but it didnt work well and havent been there in a while but next i go im gonna try again.

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22 Oct 2012 3:27PM

OP: Glad you has some success tash93 and I completely understand the no-time-to-respond knock/entrance routine. The fact you said "what the hell, I'll try" as well helps encourage me to keep going.

On Sunday I got out of the room by 8am to continue the site-seeing, so I didn't see anyone. This morning I found myself aroused and ended up saying "fuck it" and started masturbating on the couch in the front room. I knew I'd probably scare the housekeeper off if she came in but I just didn't care. I was teasing for a while, ended in seeing it was nearly 11 and knew I had to get cleaned up and start working so I didn't finish, only by telling myself it was already late and *maybe* the housekeeper would stop by when I was in the shower and I could very easily get hard again, that I didn't want to lose my chance just because she might come in minutes after I came. -- That thought was useless though b/c I got showered, dressed and was minutes from leaving when there was a light knock on the door and it opened. I waited, stepped out into the front room and nearly startled the poor housekeeper to death. It was an older woman this time. After a couple of minutes I started up a conversation with her. She was really nice, originally from Canada, blah blah blah. She actually stopped working for a while just to talk. After we'd chatted a bit I began inquiring about her job, their schedules, did they always have the same rooms, etc. The important thing I found out is there's only one girl that normally cleans the suites, and she's Russian. -- I never claimed to be good at the "where is she from" game, but at least now I know where she's from. From the way today's house keeper talked about her she sounded like she didn't approve. I didn't inquire, but she kind of had annoyed "oh...the Russian girl" kind of tone the few times she mentioned that's who I had. Not sure what that was about...maybe she's not very quick or good, maybe she gets a lot of attention from the guests so it makes the others jealous (she's certainly the youngest and cutest of the housekeepers I've seen), maybe she gets all the cushy assignments...I don't know, but unless I read her reaction wrong, the other housekeepers aren't buddy-buddy with her, so being nice and friendly the other day might have been even a better thing than I thought if she can't bond w/ her fellow co-workers and thus feels isolated. -- Anyways, the Canadian housekeeper said she had the day off because she had time she had to take, but also said unless we see each other around the hotel we probably wouldn't see each other again, have a good flight, etc. -- Her thought we'd likely not see each other again makes me think my Russian girl might be back tomorrow so I'll have to be ready, but not TOO ready (as in naked under the sheets) in case she's still burning time. I'm not sure the ~50yo Canadian housekeeper w/ the kids and husband in the German army would be very receptive if she found me naked while conversing with her once again....plus she's not really my type and didn't do much for me...I'll hold out for the Russian (should have asked for her name....oops)

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23 Oct 2012 3:09AM

Atleast theres some info on here and glad my story encourage you somewhat. i know there was another time it happened but i forgot and mixed it around in my head.... though at another hotel i did jack off while looking threw the peep hole looking at the maids cleaning the rooms across from me and walking pass my room.

i sometimes think older women maids are easier to get them to do something instead of young ones because most older women have been working there for years and dont care too much while younger ones probably just started and dont want to get caught or lose there job so they act within the rules and just clean.

i would try brushing up against other maids (if the russian girl isnt there) just to see there reaction even if you dont find them attractive.

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23 Oct 2012 4:24AM

OP: You could be right. The older ones are also more likely to have a lacking sex-life with the idea that some younger guy finds them desirable may be a bit more an an ego boost. It all depends on the person really, and timing. Catch a person on the wrong day and the most willing of girls will say 'no'. Catch a prude on the right day and she'll be calling you daddy as you fuck her ass. -- I had an on/off thing w/ a college girl for nearly 2-years and I learned the importance of timing. She had low self-esteem and huge daddy issues. Some days she just wanted to be treated tenderly, wanted to feel cared for...but...catch her at the right time or work things up in the right way and she'd be begging me to hurt her and set up a webcam so other guys could get off on being my cum-dumpster. I can't tell you the number of days she was down/depressed and would tell me "not today", but...if you were patient and waited for the right opening I could slowly maneuver her into asking for me to fuck her (there were also days where i tried and got shut-down, but let's not talk about that). -- Ah, but fates are a fickle mistress, her mom found out she had started using drugs, so she was put in a rehab program...apparently I am one of those addictions she feels like she also needs to kick, so it's been a long while since I've seen or heard from her, which is sad b/c...when things w/ her were good, they were good, and she was a very willing naughty girl. -- But, that's not what this post is about. -- It's about 10:20 and no maid service yet. I'm on the couch in a shirt and boxers, hoping whoever it is, won't be too long b/c there is stuff I actually need to do today outside of the room....

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23 Oct 2012 7:01AM

OP: Noon hit and I was about to give up and just go shower but I finally heard some noise outside the room so I waited. A few minutes later there was a light knock, opening then the "I'm sorry"/"no come in" dance. Hearing her outside first gave me time to slip off the shirt, as suggested, and busy myself at the computer. Earlier today I made sure I had something in each trash can and "accidentally" stepped on a cracker so there'd be more work to do.

She came in and I stayed sitting in my boxers, sadly it wasn't my Russian girl, it was a different house keeper than even yesterday. This one was older as well (40s if I had to guess), thin framed, small breasts and short redish hair up in a small pony-tail. As she did a little quick picking up I said hello, tried to start up a conversation but it died quickly. I made a point of watching her as she worked and vacuumed. She moved back to the bedroom quickly, she was cleaning faster than I'd seen the other two do. Even when she was out of sight i could tell she was in rush-mode...it's impressive when you can hear how fast someone is cleaning. While she was cleaning up the bathroom I sat and made myself hard. When I heard her out in the bedroom I stood up and went back, my cock pressing against my boxers. I walked back to the end-table where I left my cell phone (on purpose) and retrieved it. She was on the other side of the bed so i couldn't do the rub-against thing, but it did give her a chance to look up and see my boxers with a very obvious protrusion. After looking up and seeing me, and hopefully my "problem" she looked back down and continued to work. I walked out, sat back on the couch and helped my cock slide out of my boxer opening (or whatever it's called) and then began composing an email to no one on my phone. My cock wasn't fully out, just about half of the shaft. Less than 30-sec later she walked out of the room looked over and said "all done" while I was off in my own world emailing. She moved towards the door, glanced at the table and said "need coffee? no, coffee is good" (I forgot to clear out the coffee on the table so there'd be something else to replace but forgot) then stepped the final distance to the door. She looked over at me one last time, I looked up, she went to speak, paused for a second and finally said "Ok bye", but didn't take a step until I saw her head dip down....my guess is she was either she wanted a better/another look or she was confirming what she wasn't sure she was actually seeing out of the corner of her eye...my guess is the 2nd. -- At the time of the coffee comment I'm not sure she'd seen, but with her hesitation and then deliberate glance down before leaving I know she saw. She didn't say a word or react in any way I saw, but there's no doubt in my mind she noticed how I'd accidentally slipped out while sitting there.

I feel fairly good now. Whether it's the Russian girl or this speedy housekeeper, I feel like I can keep stepping things up. If it's the Canadian it might be hard moving from our casual conversation yesterday to exposing, so hopefully I don't get her again. -- I figure that fucking any of them is beyond realistic expectations, but if I could get one of them to watch me masturbate before I go (not just see what I was doing, but actually watch), I'd consider this whole thing a success. If either would help the masturbation process, I'd quickly go find out if Germany has a lottery, if so I'll buy a ticket. Of course, if the unthinkable happened and something sexual resulted from all of this then this would be the only hotel over here I'd ever stay at. If nothing more happens then I'll be at least slightly encouraged. I think one of my biggest helping factors is the not-so-taboo nature of nudity here. -- I'm even thinking of going to a sauna before I leave, knowing full well that no one brings bathing suits and towels are left on the benches. My only fear is that it'll be a lot of old people and/or men. Plus, it's not exposing yourself when nudity is expected, but it still might be a fun experience. -- Anyways, I'm off topic again. Off to shower and see if i can think of a way to refine things for tomorrow.

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23 Oct 2012 10:08PM

I would say that this one was at least slightly interested from the way you described what happened. Wonder if the housekeeping staff gossips about the guests? Hopefully the Russian gal will be back before you have to leave!

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24 Oct 2012 9:52AM

If it's the Russian girl again, maybe offer her another little treat like before. But that could seem forced or lame this time, so I'm not sure, lol. Do u think she would understand if u told her she was pretty? or beautiful? Jeez, I'm thinking that never hurts to tell a woman that!

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24 Oct 2012 10:24AM

This is fucking hillariously boring. Maid time analysis and 'what to do' if she does swing by .. as from the 'extra free top up's' OP might be in there ... fuck this shits dreadful!

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24 Oct 2012 10:35AM

All the maids are probably sitting around the coffee table mocking this kid who keeps trying to get laid ... I think theres your mystery on why you have so fucking many!!

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24 Oct 2012 2:10PM

I was in a dive hotel in Europe for a semester in college. The maids were Polish. I thought "Ok, I'm in europe and they don't care about nudity". So when I returned from the hallway shower to find a 20 year old maid in my room I thought "no big deal to her" and simply went in, dropped the towel with my back to her, and proceeded to get dressed.

Well, many of you may know Poland is a very conservative country. So some cute college guy getting naked in front of her was a very good thing. About 2 weeks later I had sex with her in my bed... and right in the middle of it one of my roomates arrived "home". "Why's the door locked?" I could hear him saying as he is banging on the door.. while I am banging on the Polish maid.

While he went down to the front desk to get another key, she snuck out on the balcony which connected to an adjoining room... and she made her escape.

SO.. get fucking naked like it is no big deal and go take a shower. Sex in Russia is no big deal. A common comment from Russian women is "Why do we have to go out to dinner or a movie? Let's just stay home and have sex". It's a different attitude from other places.

And 20 year old german girls (for the most part) all speak pretty good english. So if her english is bad she's not german.

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24 Oct 2012 6:00PM

OP: No update from this morning, I had something to do for work early.

I think the above poster may have a point, if nothing else...my time here is getting short. Next chance I get I should step it up b/c what do I have to lose? Next time I'm in the room w/ a housekeeper I'm going to have a better update....it'll either be more exciting or...."then she went running out of the room"....wish me luck

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24 Oct 2012 6:47PM

All I'll add is that u have to think these housekeepers have seen just about everything before! And they probably see naughty parts on a fairly regular basis. As long as u don't pull a DSK and lunge at one of them, u should be fine, lol.

Btw, I've made several posts to this thread and I just thought u might like to know who ur talking with, so I included my username.

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24 Oct 2012 7:42PM

You can do what I said above... and/or you can do the old jacking off while listening to something on headphones trick.... "oops I didn't hear the door!". "It's ok... you can come in, I'll get a towel to cover me with.... (long pause) unless you want to watch?"

Don't assume they do NOT want to watch. Give them excuses so they can. If they don't want to watch, they will run away. Or maybe they'll want some action. It can happen.. especially depending on what type of girls they have working there.

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25 Oct 2012 3:24AM

OP: My limited english speaking Russian housekeeper was back today. My heart was racing to no end because I knew I'd be stepping it up today. I don't have time to tell the whole story now but I'll share later. But I know her name is Katerina now.

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25 Oct 2012 3:32AM

A lovely name actually, bet it sounds even better when she says it

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25 Oct 2012 4:53AM

OP: As promised here's what went on today.

I'll skip the background but after she entered she headed back to the bedroom area pretty quick. I heard her in the bathroom and I was rubbing my cock through my boxers. I had let him slide out and stick out some. I heard a voice from the hall, my housekeeper responded then came out and went into the hallway. Unsure of what was happening I slid my cock back into my boxers. A moment later the Canadian housekeeper (in which nothing sexual was done with) came in and asked if her colleague, Katrina, could vacuum under the bed. I said "yes" and the 2 of them came in and started lifting the mattress and such.

2 housekeepers at once seemed very exciting, but since it was the Canadian I felt it risky to be too open. I kept stroking my cock in my boxers while they were in the bedroom but kept stopping before they came out for this or that. I always left him by the hole but not quite out so they'd see him if they looked over but it wasn't "obvious" that he was "meant" to be out...more like an accidental glimpse. It didn't take long for them to finish putting the bed back and the Canadian said "thank you" and left Katerina to finish.

Alone w/ Katerina I was now very turned on so I had little choice. Katerina came out into the front room and continued to vacuum. I slipped my hand into my boxers and began to stroke as she was feet from me and most likely oblivious to my actions. I watched her dart around and before consciously realizing it, I'd slipped him out and was openly masturbating, too aroused to even think about doing less. Katerina looked up when she stopped vacuuming then looked away and hurriedly carried the vacuum out of the room. She came back in eyes focused across the room and went back to the bedroom then came out w/ a trash bag. I was obviously watching her when she came out but she wasn't looking my direction. As she went for the next trash can, across the room from me, I spoke and said "Katerina, you are very pretty". That got her attention, even if it was only because the use of her name. She looked over, I'm still sitting and stroking my cock while looking at her. I smile and she says "All done, bye". -- As she hurriedly walks to the door with the trash bags I speak up once again and say "Katerina, I need a towel. Can you get me one please?" She stops, I think confused and torn by the request. She looks over and asks "A towel? You need towels?" I look at at her then I look down and say, "Just one, I need just one towel" and I hold up 1 finger to make my point. Again, I think she was torn because she was trying to leave but I was making a request that she should fulfill as part of her job. She says "Ok", steps out to her cart and comes back with a towel. She starts to set it down on the end of the couch but I hold a hand out for her to give it to me. She tentatively steps closer and holds it out. I retract my hand just a little but she doesn't step closer, she just holds her arm out more in an obvious "this is as close as I'm coming" message. The towel touches my hand but I don't move to take it. Locking eyes w/ her I let a small groan leave my lips as I look at her intently. I tap the cushion next to me in a gesture meant to ask if she wanted to sit. She didn't move but was watching. I'm normally quiet when I masturbate but I let a few more groans and "ummms" and "ahhhs" escape so she'd know I was enjoying it. I watched her as she watched me then I moved my hand back up and gently took her hand w/ the towel and with light pressure pulled her closer and down. She bent her knees and sat on the couch next to me but not too close. Her eyes hadn't left my cock. She looked up at me so i smiled and groaned again. I was just about to see if I could pull her hand closer, to see if she wanted to touch or stroke when some noise came from the hallway. Startled she jumped up and then I heard 'Katerina something something" come from somewhere out beyond the door. She walked straight out w/o saying "bye" or for a final glance and as the door shut I heard her starting to say something back. -- My guess is she was needed to help clean under another bed or was being asked if she was done or some such non-sense. Ah...*so* close, but still a success. Only a few more days here so we'll see if today was a one-time thing or something I can build on.

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25 Oct 2012 9:41AM

Well, as long as your next visitors aren't hotel security you should be good! Any chance you could snap a pic of Katerina?

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25 Oct 2012 2:23PM

OP: I hope they're not my next visitors

I haven't been focused on getting pics, but I could probably get one off while she's vacuuming or something while her back is turned. I'll take it with my phone, but it probably won't be a face pic.

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25 Oct 2012 8:43PM

ANY pic u could snap would be phenomenal! This has turned into a truly fap-worthy thread--thanks!

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25 Oct 2012 2:47PM

OP: I hope they're not my next visitors

I haven't been focused on getting pics, but I could probably get one off while she's vacuuming or something while her back is turned. I'll take it with my phone, but it probably won't be a face pic.

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27 Oct 2012 10:53PM

Very inconsistent ... I call BS to this so called story.

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25 Oct 2012 1:16PM

Dude, that was hot and gave me a good stiffy reading it! I must say u got balls for doing that! What's your sense for how things would have played out if she hadn't been called away? Even to have her watch that close up would have been amazing!

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25 Oct 2012 2:13PM

OP: I know there's a lot of bluster on this site, but I'm a little shocked I went that far too and it's nice to know that you recognize it took a bit of courage to actually go through with it. Small victories and a little ML pushing helped.

How do I think things would have gone? I know how I *wish* they'd gone, but you asked for reality. I think I could have gotten her hand over to me and gotten her to first touch then stroke my cock. As timid as she was being I think I probably would have had to kept my hand near or on hers to keep her rubbing. It's not that I don't think she's familiar w/ what to do, but she's at work, I'm a guest and the door is open so she knows she *shouldn't* be doing any of this, which is probably why the first noise broke the spell and she jumped up ready to bolt. -- In reality, I was so worked up from the whole thing that after she started rubbing me I think I'd likely cum soon so I think it would have ended w/ her helping to jerk me off. I'd like to think I'd lowered her head to me or that I'd started feeling her up but I know that'd likely been pushing it too far and frankly that wasn't where my head was at the time...it was...watch...help, if I'm really lucky.

The "can I have a towel" thing was pre-planned I have to admit. I saw a video several months ago where a guy had a webcam set up, a maid walked in, tried to leave and he asked for a towel. Things went different for him than for me after that, but I thought it was a great idea and had kept it in the back of my mind, which is why I was able to get the question off so quick as she started to leave. -- Who says you don't learn useful things watching porn?

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25 Oct 2012 9:13PM

How many more days are you there?

If Katerina comes back... you can set up the same situation again much more easily. Simply stand somewhere and stare at her. She'll eventually say something like, "Yes? Why are you staring?" or whatever. You simply say "Sit there", and point at the same spot she sat before. If she sits down, you're in. Just go over, unzip, and do yourself for a bit, then take her hand and it's her turn.

If she refuses to sit you can judge if she really doesn't want to... or if she's trying to play hard to get.

I'm too American to totally understand Russian women, but they are definitely different from other women. I met one of age 22 or so at a swimming pool/spa complex. I had her grinding underwater against me, while she sort of said "no" to me. So her words said no, but she was the one doing the grinding, not me.

Does your phone have video? Set it up and let it run...

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27 Oct 2012 10:42AM

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27 Oct 2012 9:09PM

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28 Oct 2012 2:04PM

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29 Oct 2012 11:55PM

Im thinking OP got busted cuz he was doing regular updates up til now. OR he's so deep in housekeeper pussy, that he's too tired to update ;)

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30 Oct 2012 1:53AM

I think all three maids have OP tied up using him as their fuck toy as they see fit and raping his ass with strapons till he cries. LOL

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30 Oct 2012 10:26AM

I am pretty sure he is either busted....or....his business trip is over and that means he is not there anymore. He said he was on his last week.

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30 Oct 2012 10:21PM

he'd still have his laptop presumably...

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30 Oct 2012 11:29AM

maybe he is jail waiting for a trial for indecent exposure.

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31 Oct 2012 6:30PM

And don't forget the physical contact, though pretty minimal. So coercion maybe?

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30 Oct 2012 7:16PM

lol it would be amusing if he does go to jail.... anyone found anything on this yet?

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08 Nov 2012 11:40AM

OP???

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16 Nov 2012 10:11PM

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24 Jan 2013 10:53AM

Still hoping to find out wht happened here..

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13 May 2013 9:14PM

very sweet

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