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20 Sep 2016 7:31PM
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I confess... I bait honest, hardworking, decent men who troll craigslist for random ass into waiting around at 7-11 for 45 minutes thinking I'll show up to give them a handjob, but I never, ever do. I do this because I am a man, a lonely man, and I have been rejected by local sluts on craigslist (and two actual bona fide whores.) You see, every time a girl rejects me, I use her pictures to do this for a couple weeks so that her ads start getting flagged as fake and she can't get dick and presents all the time. Gotta be careful, though, one time I used the same girl's pics for three months straight because I kept falling for my own ad. What can I say, bitch was fine?

But, I've spent a couple of years on this racket and I've gotten a LOOOOT of dick pics, so I just wanted to ask... why do so many guys' dicks look the same? Sometimes even the EXIF data is the same.

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21 Sep 2016 9:15AM

lol cool

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21 Sep 2016 9:21AM

While that is fucking LuLzy as all hell bro, if you can't get pussy off CL you're doing it wrong ;)

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21 Sep 2016 11:34PM

I'd assume they just take an impressive dick pic from the internet and just say, "Fuck it."? Or maybe the average penis really IS the average penis.

Funny post btw, it would probably be interesting to watch them walk around in disappointment. Have you ever thought of recording them?

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05 Mar 2017 8:20AM

I've done this twice with guys who were trying to hook up with my wife online. Had them come over, scolded them, spanked them hard, took their info and made them feel like shit. Didn't follow thru and exposed them but I wonder if they still go after other's wives

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