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09 Sep 2012 1:23PM
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i was jerking off the on bathtub floor my foot kicked the bod wash soap bottle containter canister jug and it landed on my scrotum. it still hurts so bad. when i feel it, i can only feel one teste and the other one feels pushed up into my body i want to cry im so scared. whats tonna happen to me?

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09 Sep 2012 1:27PM

nigga shut the fuck up before i pop you in your mouth.

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09 Sep 2012 1:44PM

gtfo with faggot wangster gibberish, botard. you sound dumber than the op.

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09 Sep 2012 2:12PM

this nigga goin around calling people botards and you telling me how to talk? bitch-made motherfucker, i aint the man in the mirror.

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09 Sep 2012 1:29PM

OH shit your ball popped...your probably gona die. Or it got pushed up inside , so you have to shove a cucumber up your ass till it pops back out

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09 Sep 2012 1:43PM

"bod wash soap bottle containter canister jug"

was that necessary, botard?

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09 Sep 2012 1:44PM

You will die. A friend of mine had the same thing happen to him. RIP. He was masturbating and kicked a bottle near the same area. He only lived a few days and the symptoms started slowly then built up really fast. We were shocked. I didn't know you could die from something like that.

Get medical help immediately!

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09 Sep 2012 2:47PM

im a nigga and i was sittin at the kitchen table jerking off then my damn watermelon fell on my nuts and now i got one nut.

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10 Sep 2012 1:57AM

you gonna die froma nutfection

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09 Sep 2012 2:54PM

doooood, why wud u post this shit? Go to the doctor already! dam

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09 Sep 2012 4:42PM

there's no need to go to the doctor for this. yeah, it might hurt for a while, but don't worry about the ball that slipped up. this happens all the time, usually without guys even knowing it. your testicle will drop again all on its own.

lol, someone died because something hit thier nut and it raised for a while, such bullshit. if that was true, you don't think women would have figured this one out by now? all it would take to murder a cheating bastard would be a swift kick to the balls. give me a fucking break.

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09 Sep 2012 6:38PM

Can't everyone retract thier nuts at will?

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10 Sep 2012 2:09AM

you need to get something like a pair of tongs and reach into the back of your scrotum and pull it out immediately. otherwise it could just keep sucking back into your body until eventually you will shit it out.

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