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20 Nov 2011 11:56AM

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I went to this girl's house last night to sell her a sack of weed. She was 20 bucks short, so I said she could toss me off and we'd call it even. She was a little drunk, so the handjob quickly turned into a blowjob/titty fuck. I nutted down her throat and went happily on my way. But this morning I find out her stalker ex-boyfriend was lurking around in the back yard watching the whole thing through the crack in the blinds; apparently right after I left he busted in and beat the shit out of her. Now he's in jail and I might have to go testify about getting my dick sucked in a court of law. How awesome is that.

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20 Nov 2011 12:05PM

"For the Record Your Honor, I came."

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Anonymous

20 Nov 2011 12:27PM

Ha, totally! I'm pretty excited about the chance to go play the scummy weed dealer who trades drugs for head. My wife's just gonna have to get over it.

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