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Dude, what part of stripping on webcam don't you understand, if you're here asking US!

Girlfund.com is a popular one, but there are lots. It's out there forever, but fuck it, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do if her Daddy can't bring home the bacon...

I just wonder why she's dating some loser asshole who can't take care of her properly. She's most likely going to get snapped up off of craigslist by some depraved sugar daddy.

Here are her options:
1. Stripper (there are at least 6 or 7 clubs in Milwaukee so I don't what you're talking about there being no clubs)
2. Webcam model
3. Sell shit you guys own (electronics, computers, collectibles) to pay rent
4. Ask for help from family or friends

Being a stripper or webcam girl obviously requires her to be okay looking. Post her photo and we can tell you if it's a possibility.

All this, and you don't list a single employable skill she might have - if, indeed, she has any.

What can she DO - besides, we suppose, suck your cock? Can she type? Cook? Count to 10 without using her fingers? Flip burgers or run a cash register? What level of education has she attained? Has she ever held a job? List SOMEthing of a resume.

And, as one poster said, if you're looking for a short-term loan, Motherless ain't the place. Most of us were born at least last week, if not before.

If she doesn't have any marketable skills, taking off her clothes for money is probably her best option. There must be somewhere in Milwaukee. If not she can make the 90 mile trip to Chicago.

Bro..the answer to your question is......Pawn shop...! instant Ca$h money for shit you already own... how about you take the computer you are using now...or some other valuable thing you own...put it in hock and get it back once she gets her first paycheck...

There's my sincere suggestion (not really a suggestion... its "how to get quick Cash 101!".

Once she gets her rent paid...sit her down and tell her to make better life choices... save money for emergencies, get a car, make some friends who can help her if she's in trouble, connect better with family..... oh, and dump the deadbeat loser that is her boyfriend, and trade in for a real man who can take care of her... Quickly.. while she still has her looks cause it sounds like she has no discernible life skills to fall back on and is too prudish to fuck her way out of a situation.

There are usually Craigslist posting for house-keeping and nannies. Not the most glamorous I know but those jobs generally pay upfront. Best of luck!

tell her to sell her used panties....

Have you ruled out crack dealing?

Buy lottery tickets. Sell everything she owns and invest every penny in lottery tickets. She can't lose.

Invest in plastics, son. That's where the future lies.

Has she thought about starting a bank, or maybe a company that makes airplanes or ships or whatnot? They make lots of money.

She should just buy a McDonalds. My boss makes serious mad cheddar bro.

I hear the real money is on Wall Street. Can she move to New York City and how much investment banking experience does she have?

She should sell her shit, buy a time machine (I've seen some on ebay) and go back in time and found Google. Then come back to today and she'll be a billionaire. The whole process should only take a few days, I think.

Does she have any experience as a film producer? Some of those jew bastards make tons of money.

By any chance is she a doctor? If not, I recommend it because then she will be able to pay her rent ok probably if she doesnt get a gambling addiction.

Is she really tall and a black dude? Just thinking the NBA might be hiring and it pays pretty well I think.

Is your gf good at like physics or literature an shit? Cuz I was thinkin if she is she could win a Nobel prize and that would give her a shitload of money. But I think she has to go to sweden or China or somewhere to get it but mayby the prize people pay for the trip an then she can make it a vacation to an then she woudnt have to pay no rent for like too weeks.

Do she got eny like expensive paintings she could sell? Or coud she just paint some up real quick and then sell them? She coud make millions selling her paintings if they arent to shitty.

Do she got lots of gold that she bougt years ago because if she do then the price has gone up so much and she should sell it all and use the money to pay her rent and party bigtime!

Great thread. Fucking hilarious!! I needed this laugh!

Tell your gf to put on a bicycle helmet and apply for Social Security Disability and pretend she's a retard.

Does either of yuo got a gun? One of yuo coud rob a lickor store while the other drive the gat away car and then your rich. And take a bunch of wild turkey cuz you coud sell that too for extra monie.

Have she tried stealin the metal gaurdrailins off bridges and copper wiring an shit out of buildings under constuction? That shits worth a lot of money bro. Fast money, wink wink wink. U know.

She could make like a million donuts and sell them for half price and make like a million bucks, or a hundred k thousand or whatever. A lot anyway.

She should just be homeless. Think of all the money she'll save an wen she save enough she coud just buy a big ol manshon somewheres with a hot tub. And a big pink bed.

Coud she got a paper rowt? I got one an i got a lot of monies most months, eksept wen they dont pay me.

Your grilfrend coud smuggel snakes and tigers and kangaroos an whatnot in her dress from foren countrys an sell them an make a bunch of moola!!

How are there no strip clubs in Milwaukee. I bet I could find dozens with a simple Google search.